 A BOTVGH Easter Holiday-part 2 by Wario the III  |
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A BOTVGH Easter Holiday-part 2 by Wario the III |
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Mario, Luigi, John Leguizamo, Ash, Green Yoshi, Blue Yoshi, Yellow Yoshi, Cutman, Gutsman, Dr. Wily, and Ganondorf Middle Row: Cow, Cow King, Bowser, Wario, Zelda, Link, Cranky, DK, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Lapras, and Wario the III Bottom Row: Chansey, Muk, Charizard, Snorlax, Kingler, Mr. Miyamoto, and Pikachu |
| When last we left our heros,
Ash had captured the Easter Bunny and
handed
it over to Ganon while he was under a spell. Everyone tried to stop
him,
but he used his pokemon to fend them off proving Ash to be a true
Pokemon
master.Really? Me? A pokemon master?NO! Do you have any Idea what
you just did? You just ruined Easter!
Wario the III!Yes?Can you give me divine right of
writers for one moment?Oh I suppose just this once.
turns into Mario the writer) OK!
First things first, Leguizamo, Donkey Kong, and Ash, you guys are out!
You contributed absolutely nothing to help us in the last
episode!
ASH, you fought us in the last episode!Darn, there I go! I'll be back!
( is gone)Wait, please can I just sit
here and guard the Crystal coconut for a while?Sure! It's on Congo Bongo
Island, away from here!awww! (is teleported)Wait! Can't I get a signature
on this letter of recommendation for my next
big role??(Dissapears)Ok! Cranky! You go too. You
fell asleep during our time of need!Sorry chump-man, err jump-man,
I have divine right of old people!Ok, but we need replacements
for those three guys.Yoshi!Yoshi!Hey! Long time no see!Ok thats enough, Mario.)Undh, guyth, ih lah episoth
bulbathur thopped uf mu tund!Oh yes! Chansey I choose you!Chansey!
cures )Thanks! Now what will we do
about the Easter bunny?Hey, yoshi, don't you lay eggs?Ohhh, no you don't!(smiling
with glee): Can't.. resist... must.. cause... MAYHEM!!!!
pounces and squeezes him
until an egg comes out.)EHHHH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!Wario, capture those other
Yoshis, I can make an egging machine!Count
me in!YAHHHH!and : YOSHI!!!!This should have been a mini
game in Mario Party!Not only have I made this
egging machine, I re-created Cut Man and Guts
man!You guys can do this whole
Easter Yoshi thing, I'm going to rescue the
Easter BUNNY from Ganon!I suppose I can send Cut and
Guts man with you.Count me in!And Tuck me in! I'm going to
bed!You guys realize I'm going to
stop them from saving the easter bunny, don't
you?What grudge do you have with
the Easter bunny?I auditioned for the Cadbury
easter bunny, and they gave the part to the
REAL easter bunny! OOO it made me so mad!Is there any reason why you
have to tie us down? Can't we just wait for
them to save the Easter bunny?(whispering
in the yoshis ears): No, I like to watch you suffer.Wario, if you Cuts, and Guts
grab me, I can play the Prelude of Light and
that will put us pretty close to where Gannon is.Yeees, meester! I weel do eet
for now seence we have to be on the same
teeam.Yeah! Lets pound something!Ehh-heh-heh-heh-heh!!! Cut Man!
Like the way you talk!I like the way you talk!and
Ehh-hehehehehe!Folks, if you don't get that
one, don't worry, it wasn't that funny.
It's from T2: Judgement day.Now how does this go? Oh
yeah, up left down, up left down. oops.WHOA! COOL! A horse!
Ehhh-hehehehe!!!
jumps on Epona the Horse and rides off.)I believe its right A right A
down right!Are you sure?I made the game!Oh
yeah! ( plays the
song correctly according
to 's directions.),
and wind up right near 's
Castle.) meanwhile... YO!
SHI! YO! SHI! YOOOOOSHII!YOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHI!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY AM I THE
ONLY CURSED YOSHI WHO CAN TALK? AHHHHHHH!
YOSHIYOSHIYOSHIYOSHI!This machine is really working!
I'm getting two eggs per second from each
Yoshi! EGADS
MAN! You'll kill them!I totally agree with Peach how
many eggs have we got?ummm, 3456734, 3456740,
3456744, 3456748, err a lot!Alright man stop the egg
machine!NO! I'LL EGG THESE YOSHIS TO
DEATH!Everyone Present: GASP!
Dyes.)AHHH! NO! You can't do that!
You can't kill off a character! What are you
thinking? Wario the III!Don't ask me.
Dyes)and NOO! (they
Cry)Someone do something!hehe! You didn't think I would
go that far! You didn't think I would TIE-DYE
the Yoshis!What? They are not dead?No. I tie-DYED- them! Can't you
see with your own eyes?Oh well thats not so bad.'s hair
dyes)Wow! I could go to funky town
like this and Disco all night!and NOOO!!!
(they cry) Ganon!
There you are! Hand over the Easter Bunny!HAHAHAHA! My plan worked
perfectly. This isn't the easter bunny! This is
an illusion from my Triforce of Power! And now I have all three
Tri-forces
here!I only see two, you and me!And this one I stole from
Zelda! Here you go Ganon!uh-oh. You and Wily were in
cahoots!Yeppers!,
and knock out )I have the entire Triforce!AHHH! WHOA EPONA!
goes flying off Epona and sails into ,
and they are both knocked out. Epona runs through ,
knocking him out.)HAHA! I stil have the Tri-force.A Kangashkhan! I have to catch
it!What? I'm no Kanghashkhan boy!We'll see about that.
Charizard, I choose you!I am no Kanghashkhan, and you
are making me angry!Fireblast!Roooooooooo!
fireblasts )You think I am even effected by
these weak attacks? If its a battle you
want, though, its a battle you'll get.
pulls out two huge swords and slices into )Charizard! Oh no! Quickly
return! Lapras go!Laaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
does the Ice Beam attack, freezing 's
feet to the ground)you are really getting me angry
now boy! Enough fighting with these
"Mons".
I'm just going to take you out.Snorlax Bulbasaur Squirtle Muk
Kingler Pikachu goooo! Everybody, group
attack!I'll destroy you!Snooooor!Bulba!Squiiiirt!Muuuuuk!PiiiiiiiKAAAAA!Krookie
Krookie!!Laaaaaaaaap!
does Ice Beam. and
do Hyper beam. does Solar
Beam. does Hydro Pump.
does Toxic. uses Thunder.
A blinding flash of light ensues)Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! This is not
going to happen! I am Ganon! Take my
slashes!
Feel my WRATH!
looks up to see every last one of his Pokemon
fainted, and barely
standing up with the
support of his sword)Oh no! My moment of victory,
and I don't have any Pokeballs! Wait, the
GS Ball! Sorry Oak!NOOOO!!!!!
is captured in the GS Ball, and the Triforce drops to the ground.)I caught Kangaskhan! And I get
this super nifty amulet! ( picks up Triforce) So
this whole thing was a farce and now Ganon has the Triforce? And Wily
was
in cahoots? I was wondering why he left so suddenly!Fraid So...Hey Guys! Guess what I caught!Please not now!Kangaskhan go!
comes out)AHH! Gannon return! ( returns
to pokeball) Hey
GS must have stood for Gannon Snatcher!I can't believe that you caught
my boy, Gannon!Not only that, but I got this
neat little amulet to boot! holds up the
Triforce)The Tri-force! Oh as savior of
Hyrule you are now betrothed to marry me,
oh great Ash!I can live with that.What exactly was so Easter
about this? There wasn't even a REAL easter
Bunny!Well, there's only one response
to that.What's that?See you at the wedding?Oh yeah, when is our wedding,
anyway Zelda?As soon as you buy me an
unbelievably luxurious and expensive engagement
ring, of course.I have 8 Pokemon badges... And
a few Orange Island badges! Will those do?As if. That's ok though, I have
plenty of time to wait.Umm... Ash, let me help you
out, read this piece of paper.
(
hands a piece of paper to )Gee thanks, Link! I would think
you WOULDN'T want me to marry Zelda!Oh, it's nothing.(reading paper): Ok, it says
"Ha ha. I lied. I actually stole the Tri-Force
for myself so I can use it to take over Hyrule forever, yes I did and
that's
not the piece of paper talking, either. Then laugh in a maniacal voice"No, you idiot, laugh in a
maniacal voice is in parentheses, meaning you
actually laugh in a maniacal voice!Oh, sorry. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!You beast!
smacks and takes the Triforce)Now I'm not betrothed to
anyone, oh what will I ever do?Oh there there, Zelda.uhhhhh... I have no idea
whatsoever! Quick just end this episode!Take me to funkytoooooown! |
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