 A BOTVGH easter holiday. by Wario the III  |
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A BOTVGH easter holiday. by Wario the III |
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Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, Ash, the Easter Bunny, Dr. Wily, and Ganondorf Middle Row: Cow, Cow King, Bowser, Wario, Zelda, Link, Cranky, DK, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Pikachu, and Wario the III Bottom Row: Ditto, Sandshrew, Pidgeotto, and Mr. Miyamoto |
Wow! Oh Man! This is great!
It's almost time for Easter! Oh yeah!I know you are happy that you
get to play Luigi, but why so enthusiastic?That Leguizamo kid REALLY
annoys me! How did he get in the BOTVGH archiveanyway?He played Luigi in the Super
Mario Brothers Movie and for some reason theauthor likes him.Well, who else can play a cool
guy like Luigi, then turn around and playan evil clown in Spawn? Isn't this supposed to be an
easter special?Yeah, and you'd already be to
the end by now if you just WENT BY THE SCRIPT!(meanwhile, watching above, is )Hmmm, there's got to be SOME
way to ruin this holiday! I've got it! I'll use a good guy to do my
evil bidding! But what good guy is pathetic enough to obey me, yet
strong enough to fend them off?sees )Ah-Ha!So guys did I tell you
that I was going to become the greatest Pokemon master?Oh please.drops
down from sky) Wuh-oh! Save us Mario! Save us Link!Save us Donkey!, and : Go Ganon!Wow! That must be a
Kangashkahn! I'm gonna catch it!You think everything is a
Pokemon!knocks
away the Master sword from and
while is
distracted by , flames in the
behind. runs and hides in a barrel.
grabs and
jumps away.)Mama-mia! There goes our
easter, why without Ash, we'll... Hey wait, hejust took Ash!Everyone: YEA! I put a spell on you! The
easter bunny is the rarest of all Pokemon! You must catch him and
protect him with all your life. Anyone who tries to save, errr steal
him is obviously a member of Team Rocket!Yes!telepots to the 's
location.)Oh my goodness its a Bunny! I
have to catch it!Say what? Listen kid, I'm
just...Pidgeotto go!Pidgottt!!!uh-oh, bet you didn't think I'd
have one of these though! Ditto go! Transforminto a Pidgeotto!Pidgottt!!!
(Transforms into )Oh yeah? Pikachu, hit them all
with your Thunder attack!Pika Pika?Yes even me! Wait no!Pi-Ka-CHUUUU!!!!
(Zaps everyone)(Dazed): Pokeball go!catches the )Yes! Now I'll go back to camp! Heyeveryone! I'm back!He let you go?Obviously
he had gotten the wrong one.Look, at this I caught a bunny!) That's the Easter bunny!I have got to set him free!Oh no! You guys are Team
Rocket! Easter Bunny return!I'd really rather not! Ahh!is
returned to the Pokeball.) Now Santa he didn't give me my
weaponry bit the EASTER BUNNY? Come on man,where's your decency?runs up)We've got to stop Ash! I know
everything that has happened so far, afterall I'm Mr. Miyamoto!Wow! It's Mr. Miyamoto! You
rule man! Wait, can I get a photo?I'll stop him! ( shoots out tongue at , and grabs him by the ankles)Bulbasaur go! Razor leaf attack
to his tongue!Bulba!
(Razor leafs 's tongue)ATHHHHHH By Cung! Is cu ing
haff!does a Fire Attack)Squirtle go! Water Gun!
(Cancels out flame)I'll get him with my plunger!Leguizamo go!Ok! (goes for about a mile
before he realizes what he just did)It's a jumpin time!Easter Bunny's Ditto, turn into
Mario and show him a real jump!and
Ditto/Mario cancel each other out) Don'tmind me, I'm still in the
barrel!(In big
Giant robot): Try this for size!Pikachu! Thunder!electrocutes the big giant robot and )You
Whippersanapper! I oughtta take this cane and!...Cranky Go! To sleep!That's actually not suc a bad
idea(goes to sleep)It's all up to me!Sandshrew, dig him up!Saaanndshrew!Digs ground out from under )and : Time
for girl power!Pidgeotto, scare those ladies
off!Pidgeotttt!!!and : Ahhh! Get
it off! Get it off!Ahh, now it is just you and I,
no more Pokemon nonsense! You have used all of them.
EHHH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!!Not all! Bunny go!!!!!!!Oh no, I have to do what he
says because he captured me!Barrage attack!Ack! Bunny stop throwing eggs
at me, I'm trying to save you!Sorry man, I have no choice.I have defeated the entire
Botvgh archive!NOT QUITE! You are out of
pokemon now, aren't you!Oh no, he's gonna get my bunny!falls on ) Huh?I had to
help you out! I've always had a grudge since I was rejected atthe
Cadbury easter bunny try outs!Thanks!Cow King! What are you doing
here?Oh, that's right, for Cow
King's good behavior, he was allowed out for just Easter.Oh... how... nice.And thank you Ash! Now I have
the Bunny! (Grabs ). Spell be broken! Ash!
Realize your stupidity!oops!dissapears)Everything return!What will happen? Will the
Easter bunny be rescued? Will Ganon have eggs for breakfast everyday?
Find out on the next BOTVGH archive! |
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