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Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Toad, Peach, Mallow, Cranky, Wrinkly, Bowser, Santa Claus Middle Row: Donkey Kong, Funky, Ness, Samus, Link, Mega Man, Kirby, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, Barney Bottom Row: Captain Falcon, H Cuz, Shigeru Miyamoto, Master Hand, Saria, Mido, Bass, Treble, Pit, Dr. Wily, Dr. Light Not Pictured: Evilchu (and the other Dr.Wilycontrolsyourmindémon), Jobo the Sandman |
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's Christmas
scheme from and ,
had made a quick journey to BOTVGH Island, where she found a
more-than-ready
to leave trio, who were more than eager to leave the island, despite
the
Christmas season; while the nefarious 
had all of Santa HQ fooled, ,
his number one creation, had other plans........setting his sights on
the
goal of the Blue Bomber's destruction, he was determined to finally get
some recognition from his creator, ;
on the island, the night wasn't looking to be a very holy time, as the
island's residents were stuck with an ever-so-evil Christmas Tree of
Doom
given to them by the evil
as a present for those lucky people who starred in Super Smash
Brothers......)(singing)
Oh, holy night....the stars are brightly shining...(singing) This is the night of our dear savior's birth.....(singing along with the tune of O Holy Night)The tree is
gonna blow uuuuppp.....and
then we'll all be deeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaad, oh my gosh, that will be, so
much
fun.....(continuing song as well)That's not how it goes, you stupid,
cranky, mon---key.......(singing)Peach,
you are not here, you are shopping at the moment....Oh drat. (disappears)FALL........ON YOUR KNEES...........O HEAR....THE ANGELS
VOICES!!That'd be me!Oh, something, something, something........this is the
night, when Christ
was born.....I never understood....this part of the SOOOONG, so I'll
skip
it.....Almighty God!!That was so beautiful........I think.....I think....That
you'll sing a Christmas song, too?That
you'll understand the true meaning of Christmas?That you'll show some Christmas spirit?No........Then what, Cranky?...I think...that I'll have to eat prunes now.(shakes his head in disgust)HEY!! Everyone's got their own kind of emotional release!!
Mine just happens
to be in that way, kids!!I
am not a kid.He
is not a kid.Bah!HELLO,
Cranky!! Aren't you, oh, I dunno.....the SLIGHTEST bit worried about
the bomb on this tree?We immortals don't tend to get scared of bombs easily, kids.I
am not a kid.Oh yes.....Cranky...I've talked with several islanders, and
they seem to
be very frustrated with you, because you continuously proclaim yourself
to be a deity, am I right?Technically, yes.Sigh........(begins to bang his head against a tree).....What's the matter, Charlie Brown?Huh?Never mind.I should have never offered you that role in the next Zelda
game, Cranky!!!!(grins)Everyone on the island: ?????? You see, guys, my group offered Cranky a role in Zelda
Gaiden as an almighty
god of knowledge.Step right up ladies and gents.......As you can see.........feel my almighty wrath!He's taking it WAY too seriously.Everyone: (growls at )Hey!! I said I was "technically" a god, didn't I? Now all of
you rascals
scurry off, before my Lightning of Wrath comes chase y'all the edge of
the world........heheheheheheheheh!!!(steps
forward)Wha--?! The little kid thinks he can take on the almighty
god of wisdom?!
Hah!! Come try, kid, come try me, you little hooligan, I'd like to see
your little punk "PSI" powers come zap me an-------
is frozen)(smiles)
leaves, figuring that
might need some help getting
a present)
arrives at 's Christmas Bargain
House)Hey,
Funk, seeing as how you own an airline, boat shop, a store with all
sorts of imported goods, and a Christmas tree lot, wouldn't you
consider
yourself to be a commercial monopoly here on this island?Yeah!!
Isn't it awesome?!Well,
sure it's funky, Funky....but......... (leans over to whisper)..........I
won't name any names, or mention anything, but, eh.............what
if....I'm just saying, what if.....Microsoft tried to destroy you.....Huh?Well,
you know.....you are making quite a bit of cash here....old Bill
Gates.....he doesn't like the look of competition, that is, he doesn't
like to see anyone make a lot of money easy....why, just look at
Earwax!!Earwax?Earwax
Industries was the biggest name in video games for a few days....just
a few days!!
I've never heard of them!!Of
course you haven't....Because they were shut down only days after they
had released their new console...... Microsoft tried to buy them, but
they
refused.......and so, Microsoft stole their product ideas and put them
out of business........ (takes off his cap, and places it over his
chest)..........poor,
poor, Bartholomew Schnitzervankerspankenpile.Bartholomew
Schnitzervankerspankenpile?Sigh...yeah.....he
was a young entrepreneur, just like you......full of
dreams that never became a reality...because they were crushed by Bill
Gates!!.............Gee,
it'd be tragic if an industry giant like that got jealous of all the
money you make, wouldn't it?.......................(picks
up megaphone) AHEM!!!Attention
all shoppers.....uhhh.....there's like, been a change, and now
everything's priced 45% off!! Merry Christmas and stuff...Well,
that was my good deed of the day......(leaves the store)I wonder what I should get for Mario............Oh, that's so cute!! It's a Mario doll!! (she picks up the
doll, and pulls
the string on its back)Doll: But I don't wanna go save the Princess I
wanna be fat and
eat mushroom ravioli all day while Sega Enterprises and Sony
Entertainment
cause Nintendo to lose profits and I get old and gassy!!!Gasp!! It's perfect!! and )Waiting
is fun....let's play hide and seek!!! Wario......Yeah,
Santa? Wario, we are in a sack.....................So?And Joy and Peace, and Joy and Peace, and Joy and Peace, and
Joy and peace..., ,
and are flying in 's
sleigh at top speeds to get to the North Pole...there is a lot of wind,
and it is hard to hear anyone speak)I
CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING WITH ALL THIS WIND!!!!!!!Beautiful
scenery....BEAUTIFUL
MACHINERY? YEAH, SAM.....I LIKE YOUR SUIT, TOO!!!!!!Although......don't
you think you might be a bit less chilly without it?
(grins)..........no,
forget it, Samus......you will not punch Link. This is nothing
compared to eradicating the Metroids of SR-388........WHAT?!?!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SAMUS!!! DID YOU SAY THAT MY LOVE IS NOTHING
COMPARED TO YOUR UNDYING PASSION FOR ME?! (grins)(leans
towards ) Is this what
I missed last year while saving you guys?All
of this, and Barney....GASP.....YOU MEAN YOU MET BARNEY?!YEAH.
SO?!HE'S SANTA'S BEST FRIEND!! AND HE'S SO......... SEXY!!!!Gasp!!
This is BOTVGH!! You can't say sexy!!! You can't say anything over
the mildness of darn and heck!!! H Cuz, delete this!!! H CUZ!!!!
Martin!!!!!
Delete this!!!! MARTIN!!!!!!!!.......Why
aren't you deleting this, H Cuz and Martin?!?!??!Season
1 is over, Mario.NO
IT ISN'T!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!(thinking)
Why do I have these violent thoughts? Why do I want to shed
blood by wreaking doomly havoc upon a defenseless idiot?HEY!!!!
YOU COULD MAKE A SLUSHY OUT OF THIS SNOW!!!!!!!(coming
to a resolution) Sigh..............
and )49,
50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58........59.....60!!!
Ready or not, here I come!! (
looks at )I
found you!!! Your turn to seek, Santa!! ........How in heavens name
did I ever get captured by this guy?
has thawed)Isn't "thaw" a fun word? It's almost rejuvenating!!What?That's sick!! How dare you say that word!!!Rejuvenating?(shakes his head in disgust) I'm dissapointed in you, Cranky.What's rejuvenating mean?Go wash your mouth with soap, young not-really-a-tadpole,
but a thingy--if
there were any bars of soap on this island.........if there were the
neccessary
chemical ingredients to make soap on this island, if.............oh
@#!%$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hey
Peach, you need to see this---(points to
and )!! I just
taught Pikachu and Jigglypuff the entire song of "Jingle Bells"!!!Scream like a princess!!!(begins chorus) Pikachu, Pikachu, Pika-pi--kachu!!!Puff-puff-puff, puf-jigglypuff,
puf-puff-puf-puf-puf-puff--PUFFFFF!!!!!Pikachu, Pikachu, Pika-pi--kachu!!!Puff-puff-puff, puf-jigglypuff, puf-puff-puf-puf-puf-puff!!Pika, Pika, Pika-pi.....Kaa, Kaa, Kaa, Kaa-chuuu!Jig-Jig-Jigglypuff!! Jiggly-Jigglypuuuufff!!!Chu, Chu, Chu, Chu....Pi, Pi, Pi, Pi, Piiiii,
ka-ka-ka-ka-chu!! Chu-chu-chu-pika!!(sings chorus again) Pikachu, Pikachu, Pika-pi--kachu!!!Puff-puff-puff, puf-jigglypuff,
puf-puff-puf-puf-puf-puff--PUFFFFF!!!!!Pikachu, Pikachu, Pika-pi--kachu!!!Puff-puff-puff, puf-jigglypuff, puf-puff-puf-puf-puf-puff!!That was baloney.......and it wasn't good baloney. It was
bad baloney.
Sinister!!!Jimmy the Thanksgiving Ham was related to a baloney.....in a
way.......)You
know....Oh, Luigi, that was so sweet!!)Luigi
is missing out on a lot here....the bum....he's probably making one
of his idiotic sandwiches right now, not knowing a thing about what
he's
missing....(kisses )Yahoo!!!)Heh.......poor
kid.(whispering
to himself) Poor Mario.....HE didn't get a kiss from the princess....HE
was too busy on his silly save Christmas quest of the year....hahah!! People, I have tried
everything!! We're all going to die,
since there is NO way to destroy this Christmas tree!!Same
here. I've tried everything from Fire to Ice to my own methods of
destruction, but none of my abilities will even dent this tree.WHY WERE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY THE TREE?!?!? You could have
destroyed us
all if the tree blew up while you guys tried to destroy it!! Why aren't
you trying to defuse the bomb, Falcon? Well, Princess, I wish I
could, but as I said earlier, it's
impossible because the bomb doesn't exist!WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IT DOESN'T EXIST?!And peace and joy, and joy and peace, and...SHUT UP!!!LOOK, FALCON!!! YOU'RE EITHER GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM OR
FACE ME........................................... ........................AND BELIEVE ME.............THERE ARE THINGS WORSE THAN
DEATH!!!! ('s
eyes start to flame and supernatural noises emerge from the depths) Right..........you know, I
think I'll be finding my trusty
bomb-locating kit right now...............heheh....don't leave home, or
the island without it you know...heh.......(stares deep into his soul) .............bye!!!
and , who landed
on the island 15 minutes ago)If I have to turn the island upside-down, I'll find you
"Rock"........I
know your ID number, and there's no escaping this time.....Dr. Wily thinks I'm just another one of his mistakes,
Treble.....he treats
me like I'm just one of his failed Robot Masters, you know? Like I'm
just
another backup plan to mess around with until he has something
new.....something
better............... it doesn't get better than you and I, Treble. You
and I, we're not just failed experiments. Make no mistake, Wily
will
realize this by the end of the day.....Bark-Bark!!...................................................Stupid dog.Clove of Garlic: Der gutstëin!!!! Höven? Dar gulchsten? , ,
and )Are
we getting closer, Saria?Very, Link. So tell me.......where'd you find a cutie like
her...! (smiles,
and points to )AHEM..........Link
and I ARE NOT IN ANY WAY.........no, not in any way,
in any sort of imaginable, possible, believable, existing relation
whatsoever
and if ever even come close to saying that I might care for him in the
least I......I............(eyes start to bulge)....I will kill you and
feed you to Cranky's hogs. Yes...................good ol'
Cranky............funny
monkey-guy.But
Cranky doesn't have any---I
KNOW!!!! But the phrase is just becoming SO popular, and I thought,
HECK,
WHY NOT JOIN THE MENTALLY ILL?!? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Viewers
at home.........this is not Samus. Really.She
is actually much more attractive when she's not pyschotic.PSYCHOTIC?!?!?
Psychotic..........psycho...psychoti......psychotical!!
Ah, yes psychosia!! I love it!! In spring, it tastes like cheese!!I
love you, Sam!!!You
love me?!? Happy!! Joy!! Now I can die happy, if, that is, I am not
dead already!! HA!! Ho!! Hee!!
brings the sleigh to a landing)Link.........I
love you too.......You
do?!??More
than cheese and more than pie, but you know what?!What,
my love?HAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
That's funny, Link!!!Wh--what's
funny? Sam, don't get scary on me here..........The
horns!! The horns above your head........they're funny!! (starts to
strangle )SNAP
OUT OF IT, SAMUS!!!!!!! (yanks her helmet off of her head, and punches
her).......................Thank
you. I needed that.You
love me!!!!!???????You.......did
seem to say that......Samus.
faints)Hey everyone!!! Amidst all of this chaos and confusion, I
created a simple
snowman that shows that even a little pink puff can have fun while even
in the presence of a bombed Christmas tree!!!Everyone: Yay. That's very nice, Kirby, but----there isn't any snow
here....is there?Well......no.......but there's sand!! I created a sandman!!Luigi, may I please see your trademarked hat?It's
not trademarked. Mario beat me to it. MARIO owns the right to this
hat, no, not even on Christmas can I legally own the hat, NOOOOOOOO!! (
begins to curse)Thanks.......(he takes the hat, and puts it on the
snow--err, sandman)Ho boy. Here we go. (groans)What kids?!'s
hat, because......well, it was glowing and stuff!!)WOW!!Jobo: Hello!! All of the schoolkids: IT'S JOBO!!!!!! What?!??! Where did these schoolkids come from......what
the---It's........it's...........Jobo the Sandman!!!Jobo: Well, hey kids!! , , ,
and : (sing)
Jooooobo the Sandman....was a very happy guy!! He was made of
sand,
and came to life, no one knows just why in the heck why!!(continuing song)Yes, Frosty the Snowman---, ,
and : JOBO THE
SANDMAN!!!Oh, yes well---, , , ,
and : Jooooobo
the Sandman, he wasn't made of cheese!! He was made of sand, but the
kids
all know that he wasn't a rubber band!!!Well there must have been some sewage.....in that cursing
plumber's hat...@#$&%!!!!!!....because
everyone really knows.....that magical plumbers are fat!!!!I'm scared........................pro--protect me, Cranky!!There's just not much we villains can do,
Koopa..........sigh...................it
is a dark time.This is cute!!!!!@#$&!!!!!!!!!!Jobo: Now, kids......I---I don't think that I may be able to survive......the winds get violent this time of year.........I may get blown away by the North Wind any second now........... Why the North Wind?Jobo: ...................Because I'm fat. No!! You can't leave!!Jobo: I--I'm sorry, kids.......you might just have to carry out some plot contrivance in which.....*Achoo!!*........in which I'm brought to the North Pole, where by miraculous chance I meet Santa Claus!!! W---we
can do that?Jobo: Heck no kid...........kids, I'm getting blow away by the harsh North Wind!!!!!! Help!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Hahah!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!I might just have to use some of my Nintendo magic to save
him!!Jobo: I'm made of sand, Timmy!!!! I'm getting blown away!! There's no Timmy here.Jobo: Oh. (casts all of his happy Nintendo magic upon Jobo)Oh well. Didn't work. He's dead.HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Now I will no longer need a
sacrifical goat!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!What people?Oh, I see..
has regained consciousness, unfortunately)Ok guys.......I had plenty of time to think of a plan while
on the way
to the island, and I came up with something that just might work!!
You'll
need to sneak in.Really?
How cunning!!Dressed as Kokiris!!What.(Hands some rubber ears and
a green tunic)What.I
am NOT dressing like an elf!!!!!Kokiri!!! And if you don't do that, you'll have to use your
armor as a
disguise and pretend to be the newest action figure to be shipped on
Christmas
Eve!!I
am not dressing like an elf.What.Yes, you'll have to wear a tunic, plumber.What.Isn't
there supposed to be a question mark after that "what".What.We'll split up. Samus and Mario, you two go to your own
sides of the building
to get dressed.What.Will
you....heh......need any help with that, Samus?
tries so hard to slap him........she really does......but she can't)(dressed
as a Kokiri) I feel naked.I
feel like myself!!I feel the same.(dressed
as a Kokiri): I feel like a Barbie doll.....(grins)I
HATE Barbie dolls....Why? They're one of the season's hottest sellers, and---Shut
up.Merry
Christmas, Samus!! Finally, someone who's more out of the season
spirit then myself!!I
can picture it well: Santa's Helper Samus Doll: (puts his arm
around )
Batteries included, but they may need to...*snicker*.....be
"re-charged"
every once in a while!!!LINK!!!Here goes nothing.....(unlocks the door to Santa's HQ)
is passing through the hall)SARIA!!! How come I'm always the last person to know about
new workers?!?!
Get to work, blah, blah, why aren't you working Saria, why aren't they
working Saria, blah, blah, blah, and blah, blah!!!I
know exactly how you feel. Blah.And another thing---blah!! Blah, blah, blah, I'm not getting
paid enough
for blah, and with blah new workers like you, there's all the more
reason
for blah!!!Shhh!!And if I ever catch you guys slacking off again, I might
just blah, blah,
and blah!! I'd like to see the blah on Santa's face then!!,
listening to his ridiculous lecture)Mido.......Please, Saria, I'm lecturing the workers. If they blah then
blah there
may not be another blah!! Can't you imagine the world if the blah
was....was.......was
blah?!?!??!? BLAH. That's what I have to say on THIS matter. Why, if
blah,
blah, blah, blah--
grabs 's huge cheeks
and kisses him on the lips)..................blah....................(faints))
and ) Hark!! Christmas cheer is
near!! Our heros are here, and there's nothing
to fear!!Ear?)Hey mushroom, I'm an evil villain. Where can I find Mega Man?Over
there, playing with Barney.and : With a great big hug,
and a kiss from me to you........MEGA MAN!!!!!!!!!Bass?!?!HI!!!Hush,
Barney..........run...........run off into that magical land that
you live in!!!I'm
part of your imagination!!Oh
yeah!!"Imagination"...........in a robot......what a fascinatingly
funny idea.......a
robot--just a robot---imagining things!!! A little blue robot.......an
impressive machine.......BUT THAT IS ALL. (smiles mockingly at )(the
words "Just a robot" echo through his mind)I
AM MORE THAN JUST A ROBOT.We'll see once and for all, blue boy!!!!!!! (loads his
weapon data)I
guess we will.This should be good.
goes into the cabin and watches from the window)I like your style, monkey. Be a fool. Best way to die, if
you ask me!!
tackles while he
faces )(struggling) What?!? I thought the "Blue Bomber" fought
fair!!!!!Who,
me?!?!? No...........ROBOTS fight
fair.............I.........(punches ).........am
MORE than just a robot!!(selects Heat Man's weapon (Atomic Fire), and his arm cannon
becomes hot,
burning )Yowwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!(kicks in the stomach,
and then fires a blast at him)ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(
fires back with a charged up shot, but
jumps in the way and absorbs it)CHEATER!!!!!!!(smiles at ) Bad
dog. ( jumps on 's
shoulders and then twists his arm violently from there)ARRGGH!!!!!!!
UNNNGGGH!!! (winces in pain)It feels great, you know.............(jumps off of
and then kicks him down)..........knowing that I'll be Wily's leading creation by
the end of the
day....................is
that what you're after, Bass?!?! You.....(gets
up).....unnnnnnngghh.............You
just have to be......(returns with a punch to 's
face, but dodges)........the
@#$% best, huh?!?!?!?!?That's
a bad word, Mega Man!!I'm
sorry, Barney.......I.......I............(collapses)Oh
well, I'll just use my happy magic energy to save you!!No you won't!!! (freezes )This is serious.................(begins to
cry)...........this.......this
is the worst Christmas ever!!!(opens the window, and sticks his head into cabin): Not as
bad as the Christmas
of '82....................now there was a rotten time.....there were
rumors
of arcade machine shortages, and--Everyone: SHUT UP!! I'm
going out there.Nice knowing you kid.....Well...............no, actually it wasn't nice at all. You
were downright
weird.
is getting beaten up badly)You're
not in the fight alone, anymore, Mega Man!!No!!!!!
This is a battle between me......and Bass. Don't get involved,
Ness....................................Ok.
(restores 's energy
before leaving)Now who's cheating? (kicks )(charges
a shot, quickly grabs
by the waist, puts his arm cannon to 's
chest, and fires!!)
is thrown back 12 feet---into the ocean)I
am more than just a robot.
pounces on , while ,
who is severely damaged, and cannot use some of his abilities, tries to
get up)
kicks away, and
destroys him with an unnatural blast of plasmatic energy)What the @#%&?!?!??!I've never seen such power before......(looks around the
cabin)Not even in any of my creations....Oh,
gee, thanks!!That---that's not your power........that's something
else........(he looks
around and sees
above)What the----?!??!?!Whaddaya know........ol' Kid Icarus ended up
helpin'.......in a sappy,
semi-dramatic way.Jobo the sandman's dead!!Everyone: SHUT UP!!!!!! Treble!!!! Come!!.......................
absorbs what's left of 's
power), , ,
and are getting closer
to ' room.....)We're getting closer to Wily Claus' room!!You
didn't need to say that....the writer already did in parentheses.Shhh!!!But
there's noise all around us!! We don't need to "shhh!!!".I
gotta pee!!!This
is BOTVGH!!! You can't say pee!!!!!ggggr^&%@7296aytai27
the ham is dead, mario screams jfi394piffipaa;lkj
link is dummyoi3e3aaaaaajjjjjjjjpdf;vgrt;hl2459g5kgbtbmdkj
sdlljkhjHJGFYwrthsfdwzytFDYTftyuFUTFulh!!!!!!!!What
was that??!?!?The
writer's annual line of stress. It's hard writing this material, you
know.Yeah,
I know. Say, how about you...........That's
right, you, the viewers at home......Why
don't you give the writer a bit more confidence, huh? Give the guy
a clap or two!! Wish him a Merry Christmas!!!!In
an act of shameless self-promotion, the writer is begging you, the
readers
to cheer him on!!!...................................I
think I hear a few people.......Oh
crap, a bunch of them stopped!!Come
on viewers, you care, don't you?...................................................................................don't
you?I don't understand you guys. Come on, let's go....FINE!!!
But if the writing starts to really, really suck, I'll blame it
all on the readers, and then----and then the writer will get a bunch of
hate mail, and then---
MARIO........Yes?For the sake of the holiday mood, I beg you to shut up.@$#&&!!!!)Let
me see........HOHOHO!! No that's not, it.........ho, ho, HO!! No,
that's
not it either..........
is very low on energy...........he is almost dead, and
is too stupid to help)GOSH I wish there was some way I could help that poor guy!!
Such a pity.Before you die, I better not pass up my chance..................what?
What are you going to......do to me, Bass?I'm going to copy your memory......I'm sure Wily would want
it....so he
could destroy it, just for the heck of it.
puts his hand to 's head
and begins to copy his memory)..........his
body begins to rumble.................and a voice..............)
begins to speak out 's mouth) To the one who tried to copy
Mega Man's memory.........you've failed. Instead,
you seem to have stumbled upon an old file of mine...He sounds like Santa!! Hoho...Go figure.WHAT THE @#$$&%?!?!?!?!? Oh, and if this is Wily, or
any one of his creations, in whatever case
it must be, since only Wily has the technology to copy Mega Man, then
get
ready, because you're in for one heck of a ride!!! You see, Mega Man's
power only appears at 1/4th of what it really is, because frankly, I
don't
trust myself to program much more into his common capabilities....but
he
has much more, oh yes he does.WILY NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT...................THIS!!!!!!!! And you're about to see it,
Wily, or whoever you are. Obviously you're
up to no good, because outside of manufacturing, there's no legal way
to
copy a robot's memory! Hah!! So have fun copying "THIS"!!!!!!!!!'s
eyes begin to glow)M---Mega Man!!!!!!X
PROTO!!!!!X PROTO!!!X Proto: (speaking through )
I am filename X Proto!!!!!! Prepare to die, Bass!!!!Whoa boy.X Proto.......filename stored.........(
transmits that information to 's
computers)I don't know WHAT Light may ever intend you to be,
X.........but you're
just the same blue guy as you always were............... a robot!!!!!
DO
YOU HEAR ME!??!?! A ROBOT!!!!!!!!!!X Proto: That cannot.......be. You are just a robot, like me, Mega Man. You aren't as
almighty as you
think.....you DON'T have feelings, and you CAN'T think for yourself!!!X Proto: Error. ( 's mind
is breaking through his preliminary safety coding) I am more than
just.........X
Proto type Zeta....009......I am more than
just.....................invalid!!
Code entry invalid!! I AM MORE THAN JUST A.......('s
voice becomes normal again)..........ROBOT, BASS!!!KEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! , , ,
and )
knocks on 's door)(from
inside the room): I'm busy hatching maniacal plans for the
future!!--ehhh,
I mean..................hello? Who is it? Hohoho and all that Christmas
rot?(to ) Rot? Since
was Christmas........rottable?I
don't know, but Samus said that she loves me.I
was temporarily unstable.Santa...we're just a couple of Kokiris that would like to
have a word with
you!!Hold
on........I'll open the door, in....uhhh....in just a minute!Oh,
sure, if a Kokiri is someone who feels naked in a tunic, then I guess
we're all just ready to think of happy thoughts and fly and stuff!!Mario,
that's Peter Pan.(sarcastic)............when
I get home, remind me to drown myself in a
pool of eggnog, ok, Link?Can
I have some?!Sigh............the
fools..........they don't understand...................they'll
never understand......until I teach them.......... (clenches fist)Sure,
Link. Best thing I could share before my stupid plumber life goes
down the drain!!Sniff.......I'll
miss you, Mario....................................I remember
that time that you fixed the castle moat in Hyrule........oh
boy.....the
drought would have lasted for weeks if you hadn't come along........and
then, when you helped me fix Malon's house, and---and----and the time
that
you.......you.......(begins to sob).....................Are
you sure you don't wanna use Ovaltine instead?ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!HUSH.
opens the door)Come
in, come in!!!(thinking)
Man, he really does look like Santa with that beard and artificial
hair!! I wonder how Wario knew that it was Dr. Wily.......and how did
an
idiot like Wily capture Wario and Santa Claus anyway? And while I'm
wondering
that, how DOES Tony Danza convince everyone that he's human? And if the
moon is made out of green cheese, how come no one has made a spaghetti
with it yet?(thinking)
A certain plumber better stop thinking such long things and
act like a Kokiri.Oh--err,
Christmas is good!!Why,
uhh....yes, it is!!! What.........exactly did you come here for?Ready to tell him, guys?!Huh?!?
I thought we were gonna act like Kokiris!!!DUH.....Well,
I guess it's too late now!!!!!!Huh?
Oh, yeah!!What?!?!and : (take off their rubber
ears)(tries
to take off his ears, but then remembers that they're real)I've
been had!!! ( sheds
his disguise and pushes a button on his wristwatch to alert )BASS!!!...............BASS,
WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?Hand
over Wario and St. Nick!!!!Never!!!Wily, why did you do this, anyway? Don't you like Christmas?It's
not that I hate Christmas.....I'm not a grinch, but I do have plans
to take over the world.........and this year, I want to do so by
causing
mass destruction. This time of year, Nintendo is making money--BIG
money
because of that blasted Pokémon franchise!!!Hey,
how do you get that é to appear in Pokemon?Oh,
it's pretty easy....just hold Alt and press 0, 2, then 3, then 3 again.But
as I was saying..............Nintendo is making so much money......I
decided, heck, why not make my own version of the action figure
set........Dr.
Wilycontrolsyourmindémon!!!Nice
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