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| Top
Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Toad, Yoshi, Bowser, Peach, Mallow, Cranky, Wrinkly, Saria, Mido, and Fox McCloud Bottom Row: Master Hand, Donkey Kong, Funky, Ness, Samus, Link, Mega Man, Dr. Wily, Kirby, Pikachu, Bass, Scrooge McDuck, Santa Claus Not Pictured: Thanksgiving Ham, Mrs. Claus, Kokiris, Gilligan & the Skipper |
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| Note: It's
highly recommended
that you read the 2-part Christmas special from Season
2, and the 3-part Christmas special from Season
4 before reading this. For any of those who have read those, and
will
read the following, the writing style may be a little different. It
shouldn't
be too crappy, though!! :) Give feedback at ness_7@hotmail.com, please.Is everyone
ready for Christmas? Everyone: No!! Is everyone
ready for presents?Everyone: YES!! Good. Then
everyone's ready for
Christmas on BOTVGH Island!!Say, Mario,
isn't this a
re-hash of this writer's last year's Christmas
episode beginning?I hate to
say it, but right
down to the words that we're saying right now,
it probably is! (cheap smile)Goody!!
Does that mean that yet
another sleigh will crash down upon us
and bring dead plotlines?Possibly!!
I read a beta
version of it, and it was looking pretty similair.Yay!This, of
course, will mean that
I'll end up saving Christmas again, and
Wario will be defeated in a overly-dramatic ending sequence!!Is the
writer that un-original?Hey, ideas
aren't
cheap.......the ol' sleigh plot device should occur in
5................4.....................3...............2................................1............................................................................Or not.You mean
this'll be an entirely
NEW plot? Yay!!I guess
so.....Christmas BOTVGH
3.....hmmmm......GUYS.....THERE'S
SOMETHING
CREEPING OUT FROM THE BUSHES OVER THERE!!Huh??Look!!!
Here it comes.....what
is it?Hmmmm.......It's
moldy......it's
green...........*gasp!*What?! What
is that thing,
Peach?! It's headed our way!!It's.....it's
the last of the
leftovers of the Thanksgiving ham!!!!!*gasp!*No!!! THAT
CAN'T BE IT!!I thought
Link ate the last of
it!!I
thought Mario did!!I thought I
did. In my
sub-conscious mind, that is.Everyone: (stares at )Well
that's because you're a
freak-boy, Ness.(PSI-Thunders
him)......Thanksgiving Ham: Please....SOMEBODY......eat me......I've been in Wrinkly's fridge, fer what, 3 weeks now...? Cough....wheeze.... Oh, you
poor thing.Well......only
one thing fer us
to do. FEED HIM TO THE HOGS!!!(sticks her
head through the
front door of 's
cabin) We don't have any hogs, dear.Dagnabbit,
woman!!!!(hits over the head with
a frying pan)Dagnabbit,
woman!!!!YOSHI!!!!
(eats the ham)..................Ewwwww......Oh well.Sigh.....(puts his
hand on 's shoulder)
It was a good ham, Peach. It really was.It turned
green.Too bad
there weren't any green
eggs around to go with the green ham.The ham is
dead. Forget about
it.But it'll
always be in my
dreams!!It'll be
right there in the
dream I always have about chocolate chickens
and pink poo-poo diapers! Hee-hee!!I SAID THE
HAM IS DEAD.Say, that'd
make a cool name
for a band.....The Ham is Dead!!ARRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!Happy
Chanukah, Mario!!Who said
I'm Jewish?I did.How would
you know?Because I
am technically a god.Technically?(evil voice
that is not
Cranky's) MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!.................Never a
dull moment on BOTVGH
Island.You
know.....I've been
wondering......why is this place referred to as
"BOTVGH Island"?Because
it's the Battling
Ocarinas That Vegetate Graceful Horses show,
Mario!No it isn't.(kicks )Yowwww!!!As I said,
I've been
wondering........why is it called BOTVGH Island? We
got stuck on an island back in 1995, I believe, and the island was
Donkey
Kong Country, DK's Island.Mine.The piping
system got really
screwed up, I think, and now we're stuck here.
Of course, at the end of Season 1, Funky had found a way to get us off
this island, via Flight Barrel, but when Season 2 came along, blah,
blah,
blah, blah.....Sigh........Of course,
Martin Smith never
intended us to be stuck here, but blah, blah,
blah, blah-blah, blah....Then, in
Season 3, there was an
abundance of Ian Pugh jokes, which of course,
led to, blah, blah, blah, blah......Things
started to heat a bit
more around the middle of Season 4, when,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah....Ah, the
history.Then, last
Christmas, blah,
blah, blah, blah.....Ah, the
turmoil.Shut up,
Mario, you're boring
us.Huh?Shut up.If you
don't want to hear the
rich history of BOTVGH....FINE!!!!Wait
a minute.....Samus, why
didn't you punch Mario?Huh?Whenever
I'm boring, lame, or
stupid, you punch, kick, or blast the daylights
out of me. Why not Mario?! Huh?!Well....Constantly
playing the game of
"beat up the Hylian", that's what you do!!Well, with
good reason...Never
kick Mario, just me!Well, you
know---You
just can't resist hurting
me for one day, EVEN on Christmas!!You know,
Samus, he's right.
You are awfully mean to him..........Fine. I now
make a Christmas
Resolution. I will not punch, kick, blast,
slap, or inflict any meaningful damage upon Link for the rest of the
holiday
season.Ha!
And I suppose if I trip
over a rock, you'll kiss me and make it feel
all better!No, I won't.You
won't?No.Not
even a hug?No.Oh my
gosh!! That reminds
me.....this is a Christmas episode, isn't it?Strangely
enough, I do remember
some sort of maniacal, crackpot tradition
like that.Hey.....did
I end up saving the
day last year?You
guys just watch it....I'll
end up being hero in this episode in a plot
twist that even Einstein couldn't predict!!!Link, you
just gave away part
of the ending!!!I
did?(Tries to
resist punching )...........unnngghh...........must..resist......must
contain myself. (sets her suit on "relax" setting)Ahhhh....What?!
What must you resist? Is
it the hair? (runs hand through his hair)
My charming look? (pathetically tries to look suave)I am in
control of me....my
fist is not in control of me....I am......And I'm not
in control of my
metabolism! Time to take a trip to the poopin'
room!! (gets off of his chair)You mean
the emotionally
unstable home for rejected scent molecules? You
call THAT a bathroom?No....I
call it a POOP room!!!This is a
Nintendo
character-based series!! You can't say poop!!I can
say...................................JUMPMAN.(the name
"Jumpman" echoes
through his mind)(his fist
grows huge)
W---what??!?!??!Look what
you've created,
Cranky!!J-j-J-j-JUMP----MAN????????I don't get
it.It all goes
back to Season 1,
kid. First episode. Before even I entered
the scene, Cranky had already begun calling Mario Jumpman.But why?You see,
supposedly, Shigeru
Miyamoto had planned on naming Mario "Jumpman"......this
of course, never happened, and we're not sure what triggered Cranky to
start calling him that.Wh---what's
happening?Come on
Ninja Jumpman....come
get me.Ninja
Mario? I remember seeing
Mario transform into Ninja Mario last year...but
there weren't any special effects. You know, the clouds, and the
darkness...there
wasn't any of THAT!!Yeah, well,
this is the third
installment of this particular Christmas
BOTVGH series......new ideas come cheap, so might as well spicen it up,
y'know? (booming
voice that is NOT
natural to Mario) YOU!!!!ME!!!YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU?!?!??!?!?!?!?ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I SHALL
DESTROY THEE, DONKEY
KONG. PREPARE TO BATTLE.Uh-oh.Is
he serious?Pika........SHUT UP,
MORTAL!!!Ooooh.......what's
the matter,
Jumpman? Need a fire flower? A mushroom?
I got it all right here (points to a pile of banana peels)!! Heheh!!(transforms
into Samurai
Mario  )Ooh.You know,
Luigi, you had a
Ninja form too, back in Season 1.Don't talk
about that!!
Sniff...the hurting. The hurting........The hurting?Back in
Episode 1 of the first
season, Mario and Cranky didn't want to
let Luigi join the action. It wasn't until later that his Ninja form
emerged.
I think it was Martin Smith himself who introduced the idea.I said
DON'T MENTION
IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (transforms into Ninja Luigi  )Yeah, join
the fight, Jumpman
2!! Heheheh!!!This
is getting scary.Working as
an intern here isn't
so bad..... I know you'll make a fine elf,
Wario.You still
never told me how
much I'll get paid, though.. Uhmm....we'll discuss that
later......just...get to work on those toys,
Wario!But I
thought I was still an
intern! Well, I've decided that your
heart is finally in the right place.After two
maniacal plots to
destroy Mario and his friends? Are you sure? Sorta. But, heck, when elves
are hard to find, what's a fat man to do,
eh?I guess
you're right. I'll try
to do my absolute best, Santa!! Now that you're an elf,
though....now and then, I might depend on you
to
fulfill certain "special" tasks. I need you to do something for me
right
now.What? (whispers into 's ear)
I need
CHOCOLATE.Eh? Lots of it.Eh? Sigh...you just don't know how
it is....year after year, surrounded by
CANDY CANES.Eh? Those blasted peppermints are
EVERYWHERE!! The kids who put chocolate
chip
cookies out for me really know how to make an old fat guy happy, y'know?Eh? If Mrs. Claus caught me trying
to eat chocolate...she'd have a fit!!
Every
time I eat too much, my allergies start going beserk...my nose gets all
red, you know?Eh? Yeah, I know my nose always
looks sort of pinkish, but SHE CAN TELL.
She
can ALWAYS tell when I've had chocolate..... (looks
at his belly) Hohoho...not like it's gonna get me any fatter, you know
what I'm saying? HOHOHOHOHO!!! Anyway, I better go feed the
reindeer....my stomach is depending on
you,
kid! (winks, then leaves the room)Eh? I
couldn't hear a word of
what you just said, I had some jingle bells
and sugar plums stuck in my ear!!!!!Mrs. Claus: Oh dear. That tends to happen a lot around here. Hey Mrs.
Claus!Mrs. Claus: Nicholas wasn't bothering you for chocolate just now, was he? Eh?Mrs. Claus: Never mind. Mrs. Claus,
I just got made
into a elf by Santa!Now where
do I go to work?Mrs. Claus: Oh, you mean you want to know the top secret location of the toy-making room that not even I know about? Yeah.Mrs. Claus: Bottom floor. (points to an elevator) Nice. OK,
thanks!!(presses a
button on the
elevator) I wonder what Santa was telling me while
I had those jingle bells and sugar plums in my ear.Finally, I
get to work in the
toy room......
looks around the assembly room, and a group of 12 or so "elves" are
working
on a bunch of toys at once)Work
harder!! Santa didn't make
ME the new boss so you guys could eat candy
canes all day!!All day?!
This is my first one!Kokiri boy: This is my second one. Kokiri girl: This is my third one. Kokiri boy: This is my fourth one. Kokiri boy: Fifth. Kokiri girl: Sixth. Kokiri boy: Seventh! Kokiri girl: Eighth!!! Kokiri girl: Nineth!!!!! Then again,
you MIGHT have a
point, Mido.I wasn't
talking to you,
anyway, Saria, I was talking to all the rest of
you bums!!Kokiri Girl: Bums? Kokiri Boy: BUM bum bum bum bum bum bu--BUM!! What in
Deku's name are you
doing?!?!Kokiri Boy: "Bum"ming the Zelda theme!! Kokiri: Hey, look, it's a new guy!! Umm....aren't
you guys Kokiris?
I thought Santa had elves.Sigh.....doggone
media....they
mess up everything.....That's just
a myth. Sorta like
everyone thought my friend Link was an elf
at first, until they found out that he was a Kokiri, until they found
out
that---Wait a
minute....(looks at
in the eyes)........aren't you WARIO?...........Saria?) I hope Wario gets that
chocolate ready before tonight.)Bass, get
him!!! Oh no!!!!Oh boy, was
that a struggle!!Mario
almost didn't make it.I almost
didn't make it.Samurai,
smamurai. Hah. Nothin'
beats the power of a good ol' ultroturbonuclear
TNT barrel of nitroglyciren!!!Where did
you get THAT?I didn't.
I'm techincally a
god, remember?Oh yeah.Yeah,
yeah....you're just lucky
that I came to my senses.I've
come to my sense...and my
senses tell me that you find me too hot,
Samus. (grins cheaply)Must........control.......fist.....is
not in control of mind.......Hey
everyone!!Everyone: What? Guess what?Everyone: What? I'm a
talking mushroom!So you are.Has any
ever stopped to think
about that? I must be special!! (a big smile
beams across his little fungi face)You know,
Toad, technically, I
could eat you.
shuts up)When will
the plot of this
episode be unravelled?There's no
such word!!Yes there
is. Remember, I am
technically a god.Hey guys!!Everyone: What? Guess what
I just had a dream
about?Everyone: What? Jimmy the
talking Thanksgiving
Ham.ARGGGGGGHHHH!!!!You gave it
a name? How sweet!It was just
a ham!! A dead pig
meat that Yoshi ate!!!!You're
having a merry
Christmas, aren't you Mario?Why is that
every year everyone
thinks that I'm such a Christmas scrooge?!?!?You're
not.....he is.I'm wearin'
a kilt.That had to
be the LAMEST joke
that has ever been brought upon BOTVGH.I have a
funny joke!!!Everyone: What? I gotta go
to the poopin' room
again!!Hey
everybody, you need the
expansion pak to see me!!!Nobody
cares.
goes jump off a cliff)Hey, did
anyone play DK64 yet?Sigh.....I
did.WHAT?!?!?!WHAT?!?!?!?WHAT?!?!?!?!WHAT?!?!?!??WHAT?!?!?!?!WHAT?!?!?!??Hey Bowser,
you're not in this
special.Drat.WHAT?!?!??!?This is
unacceptable.WHAT?!?!??!? WHAT?!?!??!?You're not
in this special
either, Fox. I have failed my father.WHAT?!??!?!?Everyone that might conceivably be in this special: WHAT?!?!?!?? You played a Nintendo 64 game?!??!?!?! Yes.
WITHOUT that blasted
expansion pakamajiggy, too!!Pakamajiggy?Whatever.
Worst gameplay I'd
ever seen, that's what the game was. Blasted
hooligans at Rare begged me into testing the game.....there weren't
enough
glitches!! And believe me, the N64 blows up after you get to the 100th
frame of animation on stage 3. Sorry bunch of polygons, pollutin' the
screen.....and
just look at ME in the game? Couldn't even give me enough animation to
eat prunes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.........Blah?Blah.You know,
I've done some
research on the word blah. Did you know that it's
Latin for "cool little mushroom named Toad"?
Really?No....not
really....sigh.I........................am..................bored............Well, it's
time for me to go
get the annual Christmas tree!
leaves)Blah, blah,
blah, blah,
blah.....and then weren't enough pixels to show
even that!!! Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, 8MB of RAM?
Hah!!
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.....just 4 shades of gray!! Blah,
blah,
blah, blah, blah......Whose turn
is it to shut him up?I
think it's yours, sweet stuff.I will
control....I will not
hurt Link.......(breathes deeply)It's my
turn!!Sigh.....go
on, Mega Man.(reveals a
copy of Quest 64
to )
immediately falls asleep)
is wearing Santa's suit ( ))I can't
believe it's you,
Saria!!You've
gotten fat.Yeah, isn't
it great?
enters)Merry
nuclear stabilizer--er, I
mean, Christmas!!Kokiri girl: Umm...yeah. Right.....
is standing there with a big dumb grin on his face)I
just thought I'd drop by and
give you a new memory cache--er, I mean,
hug!!Give it
here, Santa! (smiles,
and opens arms wide)Ehh...On
second
thought......uhhh....HOHOHO!!What's
funny?Funny?
I thought Santa always,
er--I always, I mean...........Merry Christmas!!!Kokiri boy: You said that already. He
did? I mean, I did? Yes, of
course I did!!.....(stares
at suspisciously)..................Santa,
what
are you doing in the toy room?I
just came to cause doom,
destruction, panic and pain, I mean, ummm....I--I--I
just came to spread some............Christmas
joy!! Christmas
joy, and....Cheer?Yes.
Of course.This is the
North Pole, Santa.
Cheer is everywhere!!It
is? Drat!! I mean,
uh...............ummmmmmmmmm........I GOTTA GO!!!!This
is harder than I had
imagined....Dr. Light would have it easy.I'll be
right back, guys....Hurry back,
there's still
10,000,579 more Pokémon toys to build!!Yay.Wily, Wily,
Wily.......Wily!!Me?You!What
diabolical scheme are you
up to now?Well,
what're you up to?Nothing. I
have changed my
ways. (halo appears above 's
head)No
you
haven't.................MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...............................Listen
to the name.....sounds
like Wario.....only the "M" is in inverted!!!I didn't
say I didn't HATE
Mario...I said I changed my ways....my ways
concerning Christmas, that is!! (halo shines)Bah.........Now where'd
you hide St. Nick??!Why?
You'd really defend that
old fat guy?!?!Yes.
(inspiring Christmas tunes
begin to play in the background)I may be a
villain.....I may
have a heart of hatred......but this is Christmas....my
anti-holiday days are over, and I see the light....I see the
warmth....the
love....everything that makes Christmas a special time.Where's
the "Silent Night"
music coming from? (searches the room for a
CD player...)A Christmas
that is destroyed
is a heart that is broken....a home that
is shattered...Christmas is a time of, blah, blah...Where's
that Christmas music
coming from?!?!?!And
how on earth did you get
that halo to float above your head?!? Have
you been stealing my technology?!?Heheh...(heavenly
Christmas
music stops, as does 's
speech)So what's
your evil scheme?Simple.....I'm
sure you've seen
the effects of those blasted Pokémon
toys on kids minds, eh?Sure.Well,
I tried marketting my own
clone of the action figure series, titled
Dr.Wilycontrolsyourmindémon, but darn that Hasbro!! They
wouldn't
even give it a testing on the market....But
then, I---I came up
with the plan.I
said, but then I---I came up
with the plan....Grrrr...but
then BASS thought
up a plan..............BUT SINCE I PROGRAMMED
HIS MIND........it's really my idea in reality!!!!! HA!!!And
so, I came up with this
plan, you see......Get fat and
dress like a fat
guy in a red suit named Santa?HOW'D
YOU KNOW?!?!?!It's the
crooked mustache. It
helps me make brilliant deductions.............(ponders
over that for a moment)Really?!Absolutely
not.Wanna
know I got fat?How?Eggnog.....What
were we talking about
originally?I
was explaining my diabolical
plan, of course.Oh yeah..Mwahahahah!!
You see, as Santa
Claus, I'll distribute my Dr.Wilycontrolsyourmindémon
toys to every kid in the world!! I figured, heck, why cause doom
destruction
to the world when I can just as easily have a bunch of kids, given the
power of a nuclear reactor in the form of a toy, do it for me?You're
despicable!!I
know, I know...heheheh...I'm out of
here. (leaves
through the window)What's with
him?His
purpose-recalculation unit
seems to have gone nuts, which of course
led to a slow break-down in his intellect's transition board, causing
his
ROM dump to load to improper means.Eh?If
I don't fix his transition
board soon and reprogram his inner calculation
circuitry then his state will retrogress into a null psychological
mechanism.His state
will retro-grass into
null mecha-koopa?At
least I think so.Well....umm......well..............what's
my line again?You
tell me how you're going to
visit Mario and tell him how I'm going
to ruin Christmas.Oh,
yeah.....WELL I'M GONNA
CALL MARIO, AND HE'LL STOP YOU...or some crap..No
you won't. ( stuns
with a stun beam and stuff him in the bag with )Hi Santa!! *sniff* *sob*........I WANT
CHOCOLATE!!!!Is THAT
what you were trying to
tell me while I had sugar plums and jingle
bells in my ear? My bad. This is just great...Can't you
just use some magic
to tear a hole in the sack? You watch too many TV
Christmas specials, Wario.This is all
MY fault. I KNEW I
shouldn't have told Dr. Wily the exact location
of Santa's workshop in that last Evil Villains Who Are Rather Dumb
Sometimes
of the Galaxy meeting. .....................Heh. Oh THIS is jolly. That's what
you get for being an old fat guy who
likes
to make kids happy.....you get stuffed in sacks by evil villains in
poorly
written Christmas specials, and you get NO, Nada, NO chocolate all year
long!!!!!!There,
there, Santa!! Maybe
Rudolph will save us!!!!! Rudolph has the brain of a
peanut, kid.Oh.......uhh...ummmm....well......maybe
the readers will save us!!!!Will you,
that's right, YOU,
the person, the people, the ones reading this,
save Christmas for everyone and free us from this sack? Please....the children of the
world are depending upon YOU!!!!That's
right, Santa.....will
you help us, readers?........................ ...................................................................................................................................Or
maybe they won't. Maybe they'll just sit
there....*sniff*.........drinking
eggnog...and......eating
CHOCOLATE!!!Calm
down........I'm sure
SOMEONE will come save us!! Sure, kid.....I'll just call
someone on the phone that I don't have!!! ..........Wait.....well,
actually, I do have phone in my pocket.............HOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AUGGGHH!!!!Don't freak
me out like that!!Sorry...couldn't
help it.......here, Wario.(hands
his cell phone) Press the red button....it'll
call the workshop, and I'm sure
someone'll
pick up the phone!!! Hohoho!!!I hope Wily
doesn't
answer...(dials the number, which, coincidentally tones
to the tune of "Jingle Bells")I can't
believe it....a
Christmas special without any evil villains!!!Great,
Mario. You just jinxed
the whole story!! Now there will be an evil
villain!!Hey
everyone, I'm out of the
poopin' room!!If you say
poopin' ONE MORE
TIME CRANKY.....Skipper: Ahoy there, buddies!!! Gilligan: Hey you guys!! Me and the cap'n here were just rowing off from a desert island ourselves and we were wondering if you guys are stuck here. Skipper: Heh, good one, lil' buddy!! .........but
he didn't make a
joke!!!Skipper: ..........Heh, good one!! We've got plenty of room on this here raft..PLEN-TEE of room..what say you all board and me and Gilligan can bring you home? Sound good, buddies? Everyone: .................... Hey, you
want some biscuits and
prunes?!?Skipper: ............. Wait right
there!! I'll run off
to the shed and get some!!!What
the----WAIT,
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU DID THAT,
CRANKY!!!! (starts to strangle )I caught
Mewtwo on
Pokémon yellow today.(with
bright eyes) You DID? HOW?ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!I just had
another dream about
Jimmy the talking Thanksgiving ham!!!!ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!Happy
Chanukah, Mario!!!ARGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!That was
the SECOND TIME that
we miss a chance to ride home with Skipper!!!!!!!!)I don't
believe this!!!! I'm
lost!!!! slams
down)FINALLY!!
I found the wretched
island!! Oh hi, Luigi.Oh hi,
Master Hand. Are you
going to hatch some maniacal scheme?How'd
you guess?Plumber's
intuition. Intuition,
and that roast beef, mushroom, pickled
pepperoni, garlic, melted cheese, marshmallow, chocolate, ice cream,
spaghetti
and kumquat-gravy sandwich I made last night!BEWARE!!!
I WILL DESTROY YOU
AND YOUR FRIENDS, LUIGI!!!So soon?
Can't it wait until
part 2?SILENCE!!!
YOU WILL GIVE THEM
THIS CHRISTMAS TREE OF DOOM!!!!!!!What
Christmas tree of doom?The
one I will give you to give
to them!!!!!!!!!Oh.
makes forget that he
was
even there, and leaves)Hmmm.....I
wonder who left this
strange Christmas tree of obvious evil
intent here. Ah well....I guess I don't need to buy a Christmas tree
from
Funky now!!! Yay!!Writer: What will happen here? Will Luigi fully realize that he has in possession, a very bad tree? Will Rudolph's nose ever stop freaking people out?!? WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO CHRISTMAS?!?!?! Gasp!! You don't think that..........do you? I don't know, but find out in part 2!!! |
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