1999 Christmas Special! Dr. Wily's TV Device by UDX

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Peach, Mega Man, Dr. Wily, Dr. Light, Cut Man Second Row: Guts Man, Fire Man, Slash Man, Freeze Man, Crash Man, Link, Samus, Speedy, Polly Third Row: Ash, Jessie, James, Pikachu, Charizard, Charcoal (UDX's Charmander), Golem, Magmar, Growlie the Growlithe Bottom Row: Scyther, Poliwrath, Santa, UDX, Klawkat, Cartman, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Shigeru Miyamoto Not Pictured: Gary Oak, Santa's Elf, Mrs. Claus

(It begins with ,  and  meeting up with Gary Oak) Gary: Okay pinheads.  3 against 1.  Your fire-types vs. my Golem. FIRE-TYPES VS. GOLEMS?  But Fire-types are weakened by Golem.  I'll have to use Magmar because my Charizard is in the Pokémon center. My Charizard still won't obey me. Well I have no complaints.  My Charmander can handle even 100 Rhydons. I knocked them out with extreme Rage. Gary: Those who complain, too bad.  Golem, go. GOLEM!! Go Magmar! MAGMAR!! C'mon Charizard, don't fail me this time. Grr. Gary: Golem, run over every last Fire-type. ( starts to roll) Magmar, Headbutt. ( attempts a Headbutt, but gets injured when it hits its head against ) Charizard, Flamethrower! ( takes a snooze) Charizard, I said Flamethrower! Charcoal, Flamethrower. ( uses Flamethrower, but it does little damage.) Gary: This Golem has the strength of 200 Rhydons! Oh *BLEEP*. ( looks at the snoring ) Hmm, there's only one way out of this. Charcoal, stand near Charizard's tail and taunt Golem. Okay (positions himself) Hey marble, you don't have the speed to run me over!! GOLEM! Gary: That's right Golem, run over that pipsqueak! ( attempts to run over , but  jumps over the ) Gary: What the...? ( runs over 's tail) OOOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!!! My, what bad rivals you got.  I can't lie to protect my buddy, he did it. (Points to .  gets furious) CHAR! ( picks up  and throws him at Gary) Gary: Urrgh, get off of me you big lug. (But  has already fainted) Good job Charizard. I'll get that tail fixed in no time. ( smiles) Why is he smiling? (A Flamethrower hits ) *Cough* Charizard, why'd you do that? Char! But if you didn't do that, then who... ( looks at ) Little runt. (faints) (Later) UDX, it was a fine idea to let Golem run over Charizard by "accident". Then revenge time. I just wish Charizard would start walking.  Why won't it obey me? Hey the South Park special is on tonight. Go watch it with Charizard and Pikachu. Why not? C'mon Charizard!! ( is sleeping) And I got a Rhydon that doesn't ignore me. ( uses Flamethrower on ) *Cough cough* OY! (The next day) Hey Mario! Guess what, Christmas is soon. Oh *BLEEP*. Someone else said that already. ( appears) No, not the Katman. And I brought Cartman... Wuz up? Not to mention Stone Cold himself... I'm glad to be back and that's the bottom line because... Everyone else: Stone Cold said so. What are you, bunches of *BLEEP*?  You're starting to *BLEEP* me off. ( appears) Well let me tell everyone what happened last year. 1) The spirits of Past, Present and Yet-to-come were kidnapped by Dr. Wily. 2) Wario kidnapped Link, Samus and Mega Man. 3) Everyone was having a bad day. 4) Barney kidnapped Santa and UDX took his place. That last one was on my site. You have no respect for others' work, and that's the bottom line because... Everyone else: Stone Cold said so... If you do that again, I'll use the Stone Cold Stunner! So you better respect his authority! I feel drowsy. (Team Rocket appears) Sorry we're late. We wanted to do our intro, but we have no time. And Meowth's sick. Hold it, I know you want Pikachu and Charmander. Well duh. Pika Pika! ( hides behind ) How about a match? Okay. My Growlithe vs your Charizard. Does everyone like my ignorant Charizard? Go Growlie! Grow, Grow. Okay Charizard, it's fire vs fire. GO! ( sends out ) Sweet! What the *BLEEP*? *BLEEP* yeah! Yeah, I want some Cheesy Poofs. This can't be Charizard. Uhh, I didn't stick a super-listener I stole from Wily so it can copy down the language!! No kitty, this is my pot pie! CARTMAN YOU FAT *BLEEP*.  I WILL KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE... (restrains ): Calm down, Ash. ( appears, with ) Where the *BLEEP* have you been? We had some fun at UDX's website. Don't know why we're still here, although we do have Pokémon... Well you can just... ( spots an ice cream truck) Sweet, I'm going to go get some ice cream!! Well *BLEEP* you two. Charizard, snap out of it. Snap out of it. ( goes nuts and  uses Thundershock to knock him out.  He also knocks out  by accident) JAMES! (paralyzed): I want a double cheese burger, onion rings, and a large orange drink. I want a double cheese burger, onion rings, and a large orange drink. Stupid worm... ( kicks .  uses Flamethrower on, but also on  by accident.) ( appears) Hmm, it seems as if my new invention has worked after the fat *BLEEP* stole it.  Now I'll use it on Santa and take control of his mind. He'll think he is imitating South Park and soon, Christmas shall be mine. HAHAHAHA! Christmas shall be mine!! Stupid Charizard. ( uses Flamethrower, but it's ineffective) Heat-resistant suits. Oh yeah, well heat this! ( punches ) Aack, my tooth! Ash, wake up! You're going to miss the fun! What happened? I'll send out Scyther! ( sends out ) SCYTHER! ( throws ketchup at .) (Now covered in ketchup): NO!! My heat-resistant suit! SCYTHER! ( uses repeated cuts to attack . , , and  appear) Fire Storm!! ( burns ) Scy!!! Scyther, return. (Recalls .) Water time.  Go Poliwrath. POLIWRATH! She's got water? Pikachu! Poliwrath, Hydro Pump. ( uses Hydro Pump on , destroying him) Let's cut to the chase! ( fires a Rolling Cutter, but  uses Confusion to draw it back to ) Muscle over mind. HAHAHAHA!! ( uses Hydro Pump on , rusting him.) Uh-oh.... (to ): Don't take it personally son, but you're about to have your butt whipped. ( chases after , but is blocked off by ) Call me the slash master! I'll call you slashing dead, jerk. ( uses the Stone Cold Stunner on , destroying him) That was *BLEEP* pathetic. I got a better line! Prove it. "Listen *BLEEP*, next time you take me on, it will be a lot worse!" That does sound better... You haven't seen the last of me! (Runs off) Screw you too. (At 's lab) Hmm Ash.  It looks like your Charizard has this implant. Implant? Wily implanted it while Charizard was goofing off. Now he's not just goofing off, he's going whacko. Makes me feel the same way. Guess I got to call in the usual. (Meanwhile, at another part of the episode. , , and  are standing around.) Boring... (Phone rings) I'll get it. (Picks up the phone) Hello? (on the phone): Link, get your buds down here, it's an emergency. Got it. (hangs up) Guys, we got work to do. And I was going to spend Christmas without fighting. (Back with ) Dr. Wily is going to hypnotize Santa with a device he implanted behind Charizard, but a duplicate. With that line, it's no wonder we can't laugh. Shut up. (punches ) Dr. Light, how does this device work? Those who are connected to the device will copy phrases from TV shows. There is an internal hard drive in it. So what should we do? Mega Man! You, Link, Samus, Speedy and Pikachu go after Dr. Wily. Ash and Charizard, you are going on a conducted research. And this episode is getting way too long. Oy! Oh lady! ( blasts ) OY I think I got burnt to a crisp... C'mon, it was funny. Shut up, we got work to do. I'm glad we got an electric Pokémon. Take care of yourself, Pikachu. Pika Pi! (At Santa's workshop) (All was quiet.  It was December 23rd.  Santa was sleeping when  appeared) Now to put the device on Santa. ( hooks the TV repeat device to the neck of Santa and turns on reruns of South Park) Christmas is cancelled. HAHAHAHAHA!!! (The next day) Elf: Something's happened to Santa. No kitty this is my pot pie. Mrs. Claus: We need help (, , ,  and  appear) Mrs. Claus: Speedy, Samus, Link, Mega Man, Pikachu! We heard Santa's been acting like South Park characters. And we heard it was the work of Dr. Albert E. Wily. You don't have to mention it, stupid! ( shoots ) OY! Mrs. Claus: Well, remove what Dr. Wily has implanted on Santa. Leave it to us. ( attempts to remove the object, but in comes ) Don't even think about it. HAHAHAHA!!! (Back at BOTVGH Island) Anyone want to sing carols? No. As if. If I do, I'll first use the Stunner on you. Gimme a break. I'll rip you limb from limb. Get this annoying plumber away from me. I hate him. Grow. Boring. No, brother, you showoff. Screw you. Screw you. (burns ) *Cough cough* Okay, let's play something else, like wrestling. Everyone else: Okay. (Back with ) Get them.  Don't let them remove the device! Three shears for Mega Man! ( fires three Rolling Cutters, but  jumps the first two and grabs the third one, throwing it back at  and knocking him out.) I'm built rock hard! Hope you like this. ( fires a blast of energy from her cannon and it sends  flying) I'm going to make you pay for blowing me up. ( shoots the Fire Storm at , but  rips 's upper body from his torso with his sword.  He grabs 's arm and absorbs the Fire Storm into his ginsu sword.) Time to freeze! PIKA! ( fires the Freeze Cracker, but  avoids it and destroys  with a Fire Cat Slash) No, my Robot Masters are being defeated. This is as easy as eating tons of pie. ( fires an ice arrow at , freezing him) *BLEEP* That line's been used many times, you birdbrain. There's a huge robot coming from outside! (And from outside, comes a giant teddy bear) Oh great. A giant teddy bear, created by Wily. (The giant teddy bear comes walking closer firing energy shots.) If we don't do something soon, Christmas is done for. (Just then,  appears) Here I come to save the day!! Wario?!! Stand back, I got a job to do.  I owe Santa after he gave me my dream come true... or should I say, illegal weaponry! ( aims his BFG 9000 at the teddy bear with the "Dr. W" symbol on it and fires away.  The teddy bear goes crashing to ground and out comes ) You idiots, look what you did. (Faints) Good job Wario. A weird twist. I know an author who likes Wario over Marsupial and Linguini. Cut the puns and remove the device from Santa. ( removes the device from ) What happened? Santa, you were under hypnosis by Dr. Wily. Thank you Samus, Link, Mega Man, Speedy, Pikachu and Wario. , , , , and : Aww, it was nothing. I'll give you a ride home in my sleigh. (Later, back at BOTVGH Island) Good job guys, because of your bravery, Christmas is saved. If it weren't for Wario, Crash Man would have destroyed us with agiant teddy bear. Man, that would hurt. And I'll keep Charizard the way he is. (burns ): Screw you, hippie. *cough* Maybe not. Let's do it again next year. Next year's..... ( bashes  on the head) Gonna be fun. Okay everyone, on the count on san (Japanese for three). Ichi, ni, san! Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY Y2K! (Power goes out) Blasted Y2K bug. You said it. ( falls on ) and : HAHAHA. THE END ('til Y2K)