BOTVGH Star Wars Adventure by Sean Kelly

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Luigi, Toad, Cranky, Bowser, Pikachu, Ash, C-3PO, Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi Bottom Row: Chewbacca, R2-D2, Jabba the Hutt, a Jawa, Boba Fett, Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Yoda, Darth Vader, a Rancor

(It is real early in the morning) Oh boy. It is May 19th! The new Star Wars opens today! Okay Toad just go back to sleep it is 2:00 in the morning. So they were playing it since Midnight come one lets go. What back in my day we were lucky to go to the movie house down the road than see whatever we wanted when ever we wante..... (A net goes over ) Ohhn Tee Hee Huh? That is a Jawa.  They are little rodent like creatures that sell stuff from their sandcrawlers.  I guess they will do the same to Cranky. What!!  YOU LITTLE GUYS WILL NEVER DO THAT TO ME...... (The  stuns  with a lazer and puts him into a small ship) The ship is taking off! Should we celebrate! PIKA CHU Sorry I shouldn't have thought that. We must save Cranky. But how? (Suddenly the Millenium Falcon lands at the archive) Hello do you need a lift? Sure we need to follow the Jawa that just left. So you need to go to Tatooine. Hop aboard. RAWWWWW Oh Chewy would like it if we didn't take the Dragon or little yellow mouse. Hey that is not fair. PIKA chu Well if Pikachu stays I will stay as well. Suit yourself.  Chewy get the ship ready for the 2 plumbers and Talking mushroom. RAWWWWWW (, , and  board the Falcon and they land in Mos Eisley Spaceport on the planet Tatooine.) Well I have to go.  Good luck on finding your monkey. Now where should we go? How about the Cantina? We would have to better watch out then.  It could get a little rough. (In the Cantina) Lets talk to that guy in the Green Armor. I don't know Mario Hello mister. We are looking for a cranky little ape. Well do you think I am a zookeeper or something? No.  Our um.. friend was captured by Jawa's and.... Oh I know.  You want the great bounty hunter Boba Fett to fetch him. Yeah. Okay.  But what's in it for me. We will tell you later. Whatever. ( finds the s and takes ) Well it is about time you would come and get me. Quite Cranky. Now what about my reward. We don't have anything. Then you will have to come with me. ( takes , , , and  to ) (in a translation from his language): What do you have to say for yourselves? What did he say? (Reading Star Wars Alien Language tranlation book): He says what we have to say for ourselves. We say that we want to go home. There will be no bargain!  I will enjoy watching you die! ( presses a button and sends the gang into the Rancor Pit) This doen't look good. You can bet on that. (Suddenly the gate opens and the  comes out) ROOOAARRRR AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! MOMMYYYYYY!!!!! Hello my big hungry reptile.  How are you today. ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR Quiet Mario. Well look at this.  It is a big mean monster. Well he is just a big sissy. ( hits the  with his cane and the  runs away wimpering) THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! GET OUT AND TAKE THAT MONKEY WITH YOU.  NOW!!!!! (, , , and  run about of 's palace.  However while running they run into  hiding in the shadows!!!) Now who could you be? I'm Mario. And this is my brother Luigi, Toad, and Cranky. Silence.  There has been a tremor in the force ever since you arrived here.  Now you will have to come with me. ( takes the gang to the Death Star) Now you have a choice.  Embrace the darkside of the force or die! We would rather die. , , : WHAT!!!!!!! Very well. ( begins choking the Gang with the force then suddenly) Rouge Squadron report in. X-wing fighter 1: Red 2 standing by. X-wing fighter 2: Red 3 Standing by. Wedge come with me. Dak cover us. Rouge Squadron: Roger. (In the Death Star) WHAT!!! Imperial Officer: Lord Vader the Rebels are attacking and their ships are too small for our lasers. Then we will have to fight them ship to ship.  Watch over these prisoners. Officer: Aye Aye. ( Leaves to prepare his TIE-Fighters) Officer: You look weird. WEIRD?!  Well take this! ( his the officer with his cane knocking him out) Lets get out of here! (Everyone heads to an escape pod and leaves) That was close. You can say that again. (Suddenly  appears) It is Obi-Wan Kenobi! Faithful BOTVGHers.  Head over to Dagobah where you meet my master Yoda. The you will be able to go home. ( disappears) Wow. Well it was just a bunch of hocus pocus. No that was the force. (The group lands at Dagobah and they meet ) Quite an adventure you had. Very brave thing to do to save someone you hate. Yoda we had to try and save cranky.  The BOTVGH wouldn't be the same without him. Do or Do Not.  There is no try.  You saved Cranky because the force was strong with you. Yoda. I know you are trying to teach us something, but we would like to go home now. Yeah I need my sleep. Very well.  Fairwell my friends. ( suddenly wakes up in his bed) Oh. It was only a dream. If it was only a dream young master Toad than why are we here. Bleep Whistle Yeah Atroo is right.  We were in that escape pod, now we are stuck here! Oh boy. HEY GUYS LOOK WHO IS HERE! THE END Whistle Whistle Bleep Bleep R2-D2! Don't blame me that you didn't get enough lines blame that writer over there. Author: HEY!!  Well we will leave you now by telling you to see the new Star Wars movie,  Episode I: The Phantom Menace in theatres everywere.  Fairwell.