 The Christmas of the same proportions Part 3 by Sean Kelly |
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Row (left to right): Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Yoshi, Dr. Wily, Ash, Misty Second Row: Brock, Pikachu, Purin, Arbok, Weezing, Onix, Psyduck Third Row: Mewtwo, Dragonite, Ditto, Jessie, James, Meowth, Santa Bottom Row: Shadow Master, Mr. Red Eyed Guy, Sean Kelly, Stan, Kenny, Kyle, Cartman |
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| See! I told you that
there was something fishy about this Christmas special. In case
you
don't know, an evil Jigglypuff named Purin helped Shadow Master and
Team
Rocket kidnap Santa as wells as disgrace and Kidnap Mario. Now
lets
see what happens in this exciting conclusion to the 1999 BOTVGH
Christmas
special.
and sulk in their cells,
while and his gang
are gone to carry out their plan of capturing the BOTVGHers)What
are we going to do? Christmas is ruined.We
need some help Mario.I
don't who we can...(feels something in his pocket). HEY!!! This
is the Red Eye Whistle!! I can call Mr. Red Eyed guy for help!
blows the whistle)Ah..Mario,
you have really got into trouble this time!What
can we do?Everyone
must know the truth. You need to send a message to a friendly
force.
leaves)Does
this guy also talk in riddles?I
guess so. Now where can we find a friend force here. I wonder
where
this Shadow Hideout is?Try
jumping and hitting the roof.Okay?
starts jumping and hitting the roof of the cell. Meanwhile in
South
Park)Hey
there is a weird thumping noise coming from the big dark and scary
house, that the big dark and scary man moved into.It
is probably nothing. Now I want some Cheesypoofs.I
think that we should check it out.
hmmp mmp hmmp!You're
right Kenny. We should bring our survival kits with emergency
lock-picks in case of danger.Now
I will use my lock-pick on the door....Ah we are in.The
thumping is coming from the basement.I
still think that it is nothing.Hey
it's Mario and Santa!!!!!!!Hey
the news said that Mario kidnapped Santa! Not that Mario is
kidnapped
with Santa!It
is because Purin was with Wily all the time. But now Shadow
Master
(who was the real brains of the operation)wants to take over the
archive
but using Purins cunning to capture everyone!!!hmmp
mmp hmmp!That's
right Kenny. Go and use the lock-pick so we can free Mario
and Santa.
goes to pick the lock)and : WAIT SHADOW MASTER
HAS PUT A HIGH-TECH SECURITY SYSTEM ON THE CELL!!!!!!)Oh
my God! The dark and scary man's big high-tech security system
killed Kenny!!!!!!!Try
saying that 5 times fast.I
guess Kenny didn't get killed in vain. The lock-pick unlocked the
cage before the alarm went off.
Well lets go and kick some Jigglypuff.You
know I can't believe that Mario kidnapped Santa.When
believe it, he kidnapped me many years ago.Hmmm.
I wonder who that is.
opens the door and sees )Hi
I heard about your problem with Mario and I was wondering if I could
help.(hiding
in bushes): Oh...We are going to get them good.Shhhh..You
will blow our cover.
Whoops sorry.
I am not sure Purin, what could you do?Do
lots of fun stuff.Oh
what the Heck. What harm can the little puffball do?
LOTS!!! Everyone: HUH!?!!?!??
and Team Rocket leap out of their hiding places)Prepare
for Trouble.And
make it double.To
protect the World from devistation.To
unite....
That's enough. I do not want to hear the motto today.
SHADOW MASTER.....TEAM ROCKET.....WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!!!!
We are going to take you as our slaves.No
you are not.
What??!!??, , ,
and with
charges in)Mario???
Let me guess. Shadow Master here framed you for kidnapping
Santa and Purin is an evil Jigglypuff.Righto.
Shadow Master your time is up.
Ha Ha Ha. You think you can beat me? Choose your fate.I
choose a Pokemon-like battle.
So be it. I choose Purin.I
choose........CartmanWhat.Hey
he is not a Pokemon.
Who cares this is a Pokemon-LIKE battle. I do not have to use
Pokemon.
Whatever. Purin sing that fat boy to sleep.
starts singing)
Cartman. Put on some earmuffs.
puts on some earmuffs and he cannot hear the singing)
Cartman use the jump attack I taught you.
jumps on
knocking her silly)I
feel woozy. Huh....somethings happening to me.
evolves into a  )
I feel more tough.Oh
yeah.
pulls at 's ears, but
gets flinged away)Oh
no. Cartman has been defeated!Should
we go find him???Maybe
later., ,
and arrive)Hey
there. It seems you need some help with your battle.Sure
Ash you can take my place.Pikachu
I choose you!!PIKA!!!Pikachu.
Thundershock attack!!
uses thundershock and
gets electricuted and faints)
Oh no. Wigglytuff has been defeated. Jesse, James continue
the fight.Sure
thing. Arbok go!Arbok.Onix
go!Onix!!!Weezing
go!WEEZING!!!!Starmie
go!!PSYDUCK!!Psyduck!
What are you doing here? jumps
in)Wait
a minute!! This is a battle against Shadow Master. If
doesn't have anymore Pokemon we win.
As a matter of fact I do. Mewtwo I choose you.
comes)
I though that Mewtwo doesn't like being kept in a Pokeball?
Shadow Master probably has a masterball which allows him to keep Mewtwo.Gulp!!
It seems that I don't have any Pokemon that can go against
Mewtwo!Me
neither!Not
me!
No Way!Well
I do!Everybody: Dr. Wily!!?!?!?!!?!?! Ha
Ha Ha. Shadow Master you will never beat me to take over the
archive!
I challenge you to a battle!
Sure!
Okay. I choose Dragonite!
comes!)
Mewtwo. Hyper Beam now!
starts doing Hyper Beam)Dragonite
do a Hyper Beam back.
does a Hyper Beam. And both Hyper Beams hit
and knocking them both out.)Who
won??? Well lets take
a look at the slow-motion replay. was hit first) It seems that
the Archive has won!!Well
shadow master you have lost. What do you have to say. Shadow!!Shadow
Master looks a little weird.Yeah!
He looks happy!
I solve this!
hits revieling
him to be a ditto!)Ditto!
This must be Shadow Master's Ditto. I guess he commanded it to
turn
into himself while we were watching the replay so he could escape.
That's perfect. Now I can take the archive over!!!
runs toward the BOTVGHers however he slips on
and go flying out of the episode.)
Well there is always us.
Yeah who says we can't take over the archive.
Yeah lets get them! Not today team rocket.Team Rocket: AHHHHH!!! IT LOOKS LIKES TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! Well
it looks like everythings back to normal.What
about Christmas?Don't
worry. I have a Time Altering Device from Dr. Light installed
in my sleigh. I will just go back a few hours and deliver the
presents.
Leaves)Everyone: MARRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!
You may have won this time. But beware I will be back and I will
have revenge! HA HA HA HA HA........(thinking):
I do have call the exterminator sometime about that. |
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