 The Christmas of the same proportions Part 2 by Sean Kelly |
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Row (left to right): Mario, Luigi, Wario, Toad, Cranky, Yoshi, Dr. Wily, Ash, Misty Middle Row: Brock, Pikachu, Purin, Santa, Shadow Master, Link, Samus, Sean Kelly Bottom Row: Mega Man, Cut Man, Bomb Man, Jessie, James, Meowth |
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| So you may
be wondering why this is a multi-part episode. The last one ended
fine. Right? Wrong! There are still bigger problems to
solve.
How could that be you ask? Well lets go back to where we left off. (After opening the presents
everyone had to go to the court house for Jury Duty at
's Trial)Officer: Here comes the Jury: , , , ,  , , , , , , , and )
I object. That's not a fair jury!Judge: Silent in the court Nevermind
I have the best lawyer around.Sir
I'm not the best. I only got my law degree last week.Forget
that you'll do fine.Officer: Court is now is session please stand. (whispering):
I hate being at court on Christmas.They
want to sentence Wily as soon as possible.Well
back in my day we just hung them.
Hey isn't Klawkat supposed to be here?He
traded with me at the last second. That's why I hate this.Shh
its starting.Judge: Dr. Albert W. Wily, you are charged with: - Trying to take over the BOTVGH on numerous ocassions - Kidnapping a popular historical figure - Copyright infringment Excuse
me sir. My client will like to know what you mean by copyright
infringment?
comes)
Well it was my idea to kidnap Santa!! He stole it!Oh!Judge: How do you plea. Not
guilty.Judge: Fine. Will the prosecution call the first witness.
Sure. We call...........
Judge we are ready to make the verdict.WHAT!!!
This is not a fair trial.Judge: SILENCE!! Jury you are allowed to go make your decision. Okay
who votes Wily Guily. Like I should ask.MeOf
course. I would love to see that whickersnapper rot in prisonMe.Me.
Yeah whatever.Me.Me.Me.Pika.Me.Me.And
so do I. Well let write this verdict down and I will be right
there.) Okay
lets write this: "We pronounce Dr. Albert W. Wily...."?????: MARIO What??????: Come here I've got pasta. Oh!!!
I'll be right there....AHHHHHH NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!Your
honor we have made our verdict and here is my brother to read it.
comes except he is all shadowy)We
pronounce Dr. Albert W. Wily......NOT GuiltyJury: WHAT!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?! I'm
free. Cutman you did it!I
guess I did! was leaving......)??????: Mario you've done well. You will go back to normal and not remember anything. Ha Ha Ha. recovers)Where
am I ???????????There
you are you trator.What?You
set Wily free!No
I didn't!!And
you expect us to believe that! You should be ashamed of yourself.
comes running in)
We got a call from the North Pole. Santa never returned last
night!Mario
what have you done with Santa?Me?You
were one of the last people with him what did you do.Wait
I was with him. However he could have put a tracking device
on his sleigh. Where is he Mario.I
did not kidnap him!I
know a lie when I here one. We can't arrest you but you are
banished
from BOTVGH...FOREVER!
leaves. What a Christmas. Suddenly 's Saucer scoops
up and brings him to Skull
Castle and he sees...!)
Oh poor Mario it seems your good deeds have getten you into troubleSANTA!!!
You're here. But how could Wily kidnap you while he
was arrested.Ah
let me show you.
and comes)PURIN?!?!??!?!?
You were with Wily the whole time?????Yep.
Ain't I a louse?Wily.
What are you doing with a Pokemon?Purin's
not mine.She's mine.Shadow
Master! I thought you had legal problems with team rocket. Not anymore.
What?Prepare
for trouble!Make
it double!To
protect the world from devastation!To
unite all peoples within our nation!To
denounce the evils of truth and love.....To
extend our reach to the stars above.......Jessie!James!Team
Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!Surrender
now, or prepare to fight! Meowth, That's Right.
Now you may be wondering why Shadow Master is free.Well
when we brought him to our boss, he liked his evil intentions and
made him an honorary member.
After becoming a member he quickly caught Purin here. What a
gal.
She is nearly as twisted as I am.Then
we came up with this plan with Wily's help.We
made up the story of Purin's car breaking down so you will let her in.I
don't even have a Volkswagen Beetle. She noticed that everyone but
you were distracted with Christmas Mania.
So she played with you making you not notice that she turned off your
Santa
Trouble alarm that you had put up after Wario Kidnapped Santa.
And this let Wily kidnap Santa without your immediette knowledge.
When you did go to rescue Santa. Purin conveniently turned your
attention
to Wily escaping then Santa himself. And did you expect Bombman to
change sides so easily. He got right
into Santas trust.And
you were the only one to get presents last night.Soon
after Santa left, Purin used her powers to make Santa sleep while
Bombman took the sleigh back here.Me
got BIG reward for that. The rest was easy. I
knew that the verdict would come quick so I
made you a temporary Shadow Slave long enough to free Wily. And
then
everyone hates you, blames you for kidnapping Santa, and then I kidnap
you.You
will never get away with this Shadow Master. I already have.
Christmas is ruined and soon I will soon take over
the BOTVGH.But.... I know. I can't try any
take-overs during special eps. However
I can get ready. I will use Purins kindness to capture everyone
and
make them my slaves (that is when I am allowed to).What
do we do now. You don't do anything.
You fail to much. Team Rocket bring
the prisoners to my shadow hidout.Why
do we have to do all of the dirty work.I
have no idea. Come on you guys. Drag,
drag, drag, drag................ |
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