 The Christmas of the same proportions! by Klawkat |
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The Christmas of the same proportions! by Klawkat |
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Row (left to right):
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Cranky, Yoshi, Dr. Wily, Ash, Misty Middle Row: Brock, Pikachu, Purin, Santa Claus, Link, Samus, Cartman, Kenny Bottom Row: Klawkat, Mega Man, Bomb Man |
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wakes up to see the first sign of snow)Yippee! It's December, Christmas is Coming!(Wakes
up) huh? It's noon... Go back to Bed!What?! You guys are not gonna slack around when Christmas
spirit rolls
around.Why
not, 25 days of snow, 25 days of sleeping, and at the end, Santa gonna
bring gifts!Besides...
I'm Cold blooded, being a dino and all, I have to stay warm
or I'll freeze!you never had trouble moving in the snow levels of Yoshi
Island 2...oh,
Great! Now I'm Found out...,
dressed in warm clothing, walks through the door ... with gifts!)What!
It's noon, you all should have bean asleep! what!
Am I seeing things, or did Cranky bring ... presents?your
seeing things! these boxes are full of medication!oh,
with gold foil and little red bows?(Looks
at the package) hey look! To: Yoshi, From: Cranky! I wonder what's
in it... Aspirin?All
right, you found me out, at least I'm not gonna be a Christmas Scrooge!!But
an Everyday stooge!
Laughs!)'s Castle...)Christmas,
Bah! Humbug! Christmas never helped me out for a second!uh,
Me thinks that it a Holy-o-day...listen,
I Know that it is a holiday, you nitwit! But how do I destroy it...)(Looking
out the window) hey, look, It's Klawkat, Cartman, And Kenny!(walks
through the door...) hey everyone...hey,
Klawkat, Merry Christmas, MERRY CHRISTMAS!uh,
I thought I gave you a head injury in episode 24?(thinking)
If I try to pound him, I lose all my gifts... (talking) that
was the past, and were all happy to see you again...where's
the Pie!!hmmp
mmp hmmmmp!Shut
up Kenny!I
don't get it!(looks
through window) hey, it's Ash, Misty, Brock, And Pikachu!(walks
through the door) hi, guys! what's happening?you
know, I was thinking, (whispers to 's Ears) is Klawkat a Pokemon,
try Dexter out!OK,
Hey Klawkat!yeah,
huh, no wait...
pulls out Dexter, and closes
it back up)don't
pull that thing out again, I easily get burned by looking at that
little light!uh,
OK (thinking) gee, what's his problem??hey,
This is pretty fine place, (holds 's hand)
Mind if we sit down,
have an Iced tea, and go on a Date?(Slaps
) don't
treat royalty like that!pika
pi, chu, pikachu!hmmp
mmp hmmp!pika?hmmmp!Everyone: hah ha ha ha ha ha! I
still don't get it!It's
Link and Samus!Hello!I'm
not with him, were just going the same direction!I
know you love me, I love you too...(punches
) Yeah,
Right!everyone's
here, so... (looks at A TV Guide...) hey, look, a Christmas
special: The Christmas Massacre ... no...Too violent!, , ,
And : what Channel?no,
we all are going to have a quality Christmas (Throws TV Guide in Fire)
We Are going the watch... (turn on the TV) ... Poorly made Claymation!All: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (everyone collapses because of lack of air) Fine,
Claymation it is!I
wonder who that can be...)hello,
My name is Purin, and my Volkswagen Beetle broke down, mind If I
stay over your place for a little bit! Whoa! Christmas Claymation, I love Christmas Stuff!(Smiles
Happily) sure you can come in! Ms. Purin!Please,
just Purin!Sorry,
but all my friends here seems to be collapsed because of lack of
air...All: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sadly,
their just sleeping... (grabs a blow horn) Wake Up(Yawns)
hey, Is that a Jigglypuff?Yep,
my name is Purin!hey,
Mario ... uh, let's change the Channel, It's an episode of Martha
Stewart's Living!NO,
WAIT! She gonna tell us about decorating by nuts and Bolts!Well,
Back in my Day, We loved Christmas Carols!ooooooh,
I LOVE Christmas Carols (Singing) Three wise men from over and
far ... tried to smoke a rubber Cigar...you
know, I'm going Christmas shopping,I'm
going Christmas shopping too!, ,
And goes to the store)(Singing)
It was loaded and it exploded!She
got a lot of pep...Ohhhh,
I love those, I got Tweety, and Bugs Bunny...I
Said Pep, not Pez... Hey, Mario, why don't you two build a snowman or
something!yeah,
I love snowmen...hey,
that's my line!!Christmas
Shopping Frenzy!it's
mine!No
Mine!Hey,
you each take home half!Hey,
just what I always wanted...why
don't who buy for other people instead!And
Besides, (takes item) I saw it first!!(with
items in his coat) Hmmp mmmp!Security Guard: Are you shop lifting? hpSecurity guard: OK, go on threw... no,
seriously, I saw it first...PIKACHUUUUUUUUU!
(zaps )OK,
You saw it first!hey,
I was here first!but
I got more Items than you!)Hah
hah hah ha ha ha... I though of something...That's
a News Flash!Shut
UP! Ahem... My, this Idea is perfect, I wily, will kidnap Santa Claus,
And Christmas will be ruined... and reached the north pole)Hey
boss, Did I ever told ya that I'm Cold Circuited?Shut
up and Begin the Raid!
tossed bombs in the workshop, elves ran out screaming, and
was bagged and carried away!)hah
ha ha! no way I can lose now!Man,
that was a hassle!did
anyone got any presents for Purin?I
got a bunch of Q-tips!MothballsA
package of Mentos...nevermind,
I don't want to hear!Look
at Mario and Purin!
and are building a giant
snow... Pokemon!)this
is the most beautiful Snow pikachu ever!pika...hey
guys, how was your shopping adventure?stressfullong
and slowHmmp
hmmmmp!can
I destroy the snowman?a
Near Death Experience!I
want to destroy the snowman also!Expensive!All but
and : CHARGE!oh,
that's not nice!It's
dead!hey,
there's still a little bit of tail left!It's
mine!Purin,
Let's go inside and drink hot cocoa!Hey
Jumpman! How did the snowman go?It's
entered a Super Smash Bros. Fight!well,
I'm not going to complain about the old days today! I'm just too
tired, I'm going to bed!
goes to bed)here's
your Cocoa, let's watch some TV!
turns on the TV)No!
The Christmas Massacre! the remotes stuck, gotta change the channel
before the Maniacs come in!hey,
the Christmas Massacre!Yes...
YES!hey,
Mario, Let's go Someplace else, how bout making snow Angels!(just
staring at the others behaviors) uh, yeah, yeah!
and go outside!)what!
(Looks up) that's Wily's Flying Saucer!(runs
by) hey, Mario, Bad news, Santa's been Kidnapped, by Dr. Wily!oh,
no! No more happy Sleigh bells, no Sugar plums dancing in our head.This
is Purin the Jigglypuff!hi,
Purin! round up the others, we all need to save him!I
don't think that is possible! Their as bad as Wily right now.More
like High School Students!
then, we'll go alone, let's go!Heh
heh he he he... I'm gonna win! Christmas is ruin in less than 5 hours!Let
me go... I know what you want...Shut
up, old man, This is one Christmas that your gonna...Intruder
alert, Boss! Three unauthorized people, and Megaman is one of
them!Megaman?
HAH HAH ha! Bombman, hold him off!yeah
yeah yeah.Were
almost there!yeah,
It's too easy!Oh,
who's that?Nothin'
can stop you now!that's
Right Bombman!uh,
stop right there, cause you ... are ... stopped! heh heh heh!You
never had a good choice of words, did ya Bombman!you
stop, or, I'll get nothin'Forget
him! while he is trying to
figure out his words!)what,
they got through! Bombman, You Dunce, I'll just have to do everything
myself!you're
dead, Wily!
fires his mega buster, and
went flying)I
can't lose!!!Mario.
Wily's getting away.After
him, we can't let wily escape this time!and : right!, forgetting about !)hello?
I got Candy Canes for you if you release me!uh,
stop right there, or, I'll Blow you up! that's it... huh? where did
everyone go?uh,
Bombman, do you mind if you release me, I got presents!uuh,
why not, I'll guess that boss don't need me no more, since boss only
used me for one game!Thanks!man,
that was cool!watching
horror after horror, make you feel good that your alive!I
was thinking, Where's Mario!Probably
making more Snowmen...All: CHARGE!! hmmp
mmp mmmmp hmmmp!hey,
look up there!
flies over, then starts to lands next to the group)whoa
Dancer, Whoa Prancer...He's
not Stopping!Take
Cover!)Oh
my God, I killed Kenny!Yeah,
I killed him three times today!who's
that?you
know, I feal a little off, I mean, what if Boss sees me!Don't
worry about your Boss No more!Since
we Captured him, He's going to the BOTVGH Trials!yeah,
and a few of you will serve Jury Duty!Let's
see... Ha ha ha ha! hey, Klawkat! Your one of them!Noooooooooooooo!Mario,
It will become a bad Christmas if you put every one on stress!Yeah,
Let's Party!, , , ,
and fell asleep!)oh
well, tomorrow is Christmas, so, Purin, will you and Bombman please
take a ride with me on my sleigh?I
love to!, ,
and fly off!)It's
Christmas! Yeah!!!what...
It's 3am, Go back to sleep!oh
yeah (grabs blow horn) Wake upAll: ahhhhhhh! Ahem...
IT'S CHRISTMAS!well,
lets open presents!Guard: It's been a while, but we caught you! I
can't believe it! Where's my robots when I need him!whoa,
I love Christmas, so much, I love it every day of the year!to
me, this is paradise!now
this is a Happy Ending!or is it? to be continued... |
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