Fad Attack, Part 1
By Sarah M.
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Mallow, Diddy, Dixie, Cranky, Dr. Wily, Jumpman, and Sarah.
Another day, another episode of BOTVGH, another day stranded on this
another day stuck with that stupid old monkey....
Hey Jumpman, I resent that!
STOP CALLING ME JUMPMAN!!! Here, I'll prove to you I'm not Jumpman!
He's as crazy as Wario, if not more so.
Wario?! What do I say? Eheheheheheh? Hey, I kinda like that! Eheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh........
Oh, be quiet. Either way, I guess I have to save the day. (Muttering) Dang it, this is getting boring.....
(Like a little kid) Oh, thank you Mr. Wily! It's just what I've always wanted!
Uh, you're welcome.
Furball: Me Furball.......
Hey, where'd you get that?! My friend's kid wanted one for Christmas, but they cost $1,013.64!
I bought it. Whaddaya think I did?
(Ignoring) HEY EVERYBODY, DR. WILY JUST BOUGHT SOMETHING HONESTLY!!!!!!!
Well, the money was stolen, but..........
, , , , , and : Oh. Of course. We knew that....
(Thinking) Well, I might as well take advantage of everyone here.....
What happened to Luigi?... HEY! They're both busy!
As for you, Puff Boy.....
Hey, I resent that!
Ah, who cares?
BTW, why are all the names screwed up?
Because when I take over the archive I don't want to get sued. Oh yeah, neither does the author.
Must..... cover..... ears..... Urrrrggggghhhhh......
and : No way!
and : Yes way!....
Hunh? There's another one left! Well, I'll just have to blast you too! (Prepares to shoot )
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
And why's that?
Well, think about it. I write the episode. But if I go off doing whatever, I'll be too distracted to write the episode.
Yeah, and while you were doing that, I'd take over the archive! Ahahahahehehehehahahah!
I wouldn't be able to write that. The episode would end as soon as you zapped me.
Oooooohhhhhh...... I never thought about that......
And one more thing: even if you did get past me, to take over the archives you'd have to get past the other writers, then H Cuz, Sunyoshi, and Martin, then GeoCities.....
Mm hmm, I get the idea.
Oh fine, I'll end the episode.
Will take over the BOTVGH archive? Has he really distracted everyone?
Tickle-Me-Eskimo: Help! I'm trapped in an ice cube.......
You poor baby, I'll help you....
Will Tickle-Me-Eskimo ever shut up? Find out on Part 2 of Fad Attack!