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Hi everybody!What’s
this? A new author?Great!
This can only mean more thrashing of good old Cranky...Shut
up Cranky, or do ya wanna have a new nickname of "lamphead"?You
can’t scare me “freak-achu”! I took the time to get a electric-proof
shield!
looks sarcastic and walks behind )Stupid...
( zaps
from behind)I
hate my life.,
burnt to a crisp, falls over)Hi
everybody! Everybody: (in a real slow unhappy sarcastic mood) Hi Mallow...
is searching through the cabinet)We’re
out of marshmallows for tonight's s'mores!
and smiles)He’s
mine! (swallows whole
and licks his lips)Everyone: Awwww! Don’t
worry! There’s still more marshmallow to go around!
snaps fingers and appears)Hi
everybody!(looks
worried))Sigh...
Who thought up these idiots?
they look at )Now
what?Yeah!
Now what?
sits on )Stupid
shrimp.H-hu-hhelp...I
think we all know what’s next!Uh-oh.Now
which of you buffoons should survive?Everyone except
and : Me! Me! Me!Well,
you all should've raised your hands! Haha!Everyone: Noooo! Don’t!!! Okay,
okay! No cows!Everyone: Whew! Let’s
use horses!Everyone: ????? The
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