(Starts
at some island
somewhere, which was where the very first episode was)
 Luigi! Check out the title!
 No
authors and Pokémaniacs today? Woo hoo! Make this
volume 1!
 How can this episode run without an author?!
Simple! They don't appear! Old age is almost
catchin' up with
you Crank!
It may be catchin' up, "Jumpman"!
Come on, "Jumpman", you know you lose an argument to me!
I never lost an argument to you! And its MARIO! NOT
JUMPMAN!!
I'm
hungry, I'm going to a pasta resturant!
(
leaves)
Why in my days, we didn't have 56K or 28.8! We l...
Shut up Cranky! No one likes the good 'ol days!
(
hits on the head
with his cane!)
Ow! You want good respect? Here it is!
(
kicks . Exciting,
isn't it?)
(Far
away, camera pointing at him): Yeah, right!
Ow! Thats it, im going to Nintendo and make the star
of a game!
Oooh no you don't! (After an amazing 3 seasons, he finally
transforms to 
and karate-chops !)
Yeow! Im not going to quit after that!
That
was the idea, "Lunkhead"!
"Jumpman!" "Jumpman!" "Jumpman!" "Jumpman!"
"Donkey"
"Donkey" "Donkey"!
::Hmph!::
(
comes)
Eating
Marshmallow Cream Pies...
(Oh?
That's interesting,
I'm just bored here narrating!)
 (Next
to the narrator): And you better give me a role, I'm on the cast!
 (Also next to the narrator):
Kirby's got a point!
 (Same
as above): Yo man, how's about I get in it?
(Fine!
But get out
of the booth! OUT!! ::Sigh:: Finally.)
Its
not fair I'm not the true star and Mario is!
(Umm, no
one is in
this episode.)
Oh....
(
appears)
(reading):
Oh lets see here, umm, ok. (Closes his scriptbook he made) Hi
Mario! Who's this old geezer?
You already know me!
(showing
his scriptbook): I got it off of here!
In my days, we didn't have scriptbooks! We know our
lines by heart!
And we could edit them!
(Sarcastically):
Oh goodie, whoopie!
(I
THOUGHT I TOLD
YOU TO GET OUT!)
Fine
fine fine!
(::Beep
beep:: ::Beep beep:: ::Beep beep::)
I
gotta go! A double date!
(
leaves, and appears.)
::Sigh::
(
appears)
Yo
my main man Mario!
Yoo hoo! Kirby! Remember
that double date?
(
looks in the script, found the lines, but tears the script...THE
SCRIPT?!
YOU NEED THE SCRIPT! NO DON'T TEAR UP ALL THE SCRIPTS!!)
Thanks! I gotta go with
DK now, he's waiting on that game were playing.
I
hate scripts!
Woo hoo! Someone agrees with me!
(
comes back)
Hmm,
its quiet....
(
gets a hammer out and bonks everyone in the head with it.)
and : Yeow!
Why'd
you do that for?!
It
was quiet. And I thought he was Ninja Mario...
(Ahem...sorry!
turns back into
again.)
Those black pants weren't tights, were they?
(No.)
They feel like...oh yeah!
(::Hmph!::
I'm neglected!)
How come "Jumpman" gets all the attention now?
I told you not to call me that!
(I'm
ending this
episode!)
, ,
and : How come we're just
cameos?
('Cause
you made
me angry!)
(THE END)
::BOOM!!::
(::Cough::
::Cough::)
Who's with you?
Big
Cheese, we can't hear him since he's in a sound-proof closet with a
window...some dynamite rat...
::BOOM!!::
(::Cough::
Alright, it's THE
END now!)
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