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Row: Mario, Luigi, Yoshi, Bowser, Kamek the MagiKoopa, Toad, Lakitu, Matt Bottom Row: Cranky, Swanky, Link, Samus Aran, Dr. Wily, Charizard, Charmeleon, Voltorb, Blastoise |
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Hi! I'm Matt, a new author, and this is my first episode! Everybody else: Hi Matt! What
is this, a support group?No,
we're just friendly.Bah.Except
for him and some other selected video game villains that we won't
get into today.
appears)Like
him.
Hello, I've come to take over the station again.Blastoise,
Hydro Pump!
throws a Poké Ball and
pops out who performs Hydro Pump on
who then gets blown out of the studio)Wow.Cool,
a Pokémon.You
people like Pokémon?Pokémon
battling is an Olympic event here, I'm the champion.I
know, let's have a second annual BOTVGH Olympics between Matt and Mario!It's
what the title says, so OK.
appears)Let's
get started then!Just
a second, Link?What?Go
ask Samus on a date.Umm,
okay. (To ) Hey, want
to go out on a date, Samus?Would
I? Let's get going you cute little Hyrulian you!Whoa,
Matt, how'd you do that?I'm
the Author, I can do anything I want!Oh,
thanks man.
and go off to some fancy
French restaurant)Why
did you help Link like that?Because
now he's forever in my debt.Hmmm,
I gotta try that sometime.Are
we ready to start?Yep.Okay!
We have some old events, some new events, and some old events
with a twist!Are
you two ready?Bring
it!Sure.Excellent.Welcome
to the second annual BOTVGH Olympics! Today we have two
contestants!
First, meet the author, the writer, the main man himself: Matt!Everybody but :
YAY!!!!Now
meet the Jumpman, the pastaman, the fat rigatoni boy himself: Mario!Everybody but :
BOO!!!!
falls on )This
is just the same as the last Olympics only sicker. And why don't
you cheer for me? I won the last Olympics!Yeah,
but if we badmouth Matt he'll punish us!(To ) I hate the influence
you have on people.Everybody
does.Our
first event is a clown copter race!Clown
copter?Yep,
we got them courtesy of Bowser's Rentals.Hehe.You'll
be racing across an Air Force battlefield.I'm
ready!
and get into clown copters
and fly up to a battlefield)Go!'s clown copter and
is blown away while wins the
race)So
far, Matt is winning 1-0.
walks back in all burnt)I'm
ready for the next event.
faints on the ground)Our
next event is a battle against a bad boss! gets up)Is
it Bowser?
falls back down)No!
It's Kamek!
walks in through a dimensional portal)Hi
everybody! who is still on the
ground, unconscious)The
battle will be two on one!
shoots a lightning bolt at ,
but dodges it and instead,
the lightning bolt hits ,
waking him up)Ow.
hits on the head with his
wand)Next
event please!Our
next event is the classic cow dodge!This
event, I can win!
starts to fall on , but then
falls on )So
far Matt leads 3-0.Our
next event is the Voltorb Toss!
hands and
each a )Voltorb
Toss?
throws his )Mario's :
Voltorb!
does Self Destruct while
is still holding it)Ouchies.Our
final event is a Pokémon Battle!All
right! Go Charizard!
throws a Poké Ball and
comes out)Char!OK,
Poké Ball, go!
throws a Poké Ball and
pops out!)Oh
man, not this again!Kamek,
De-Evolve!
shoots a beam of energy at
and turns into !)I
give up! Charmeleon, return!
calls back )I
declare Matt the winner!Everybody but :
YAY!!!!!Well,
that's the end of the episode!But
I barely said anything!s
fall on everyone but )I
love being the author! |
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