|(Left to right):
Blob, Jimmy Lee, Billy Lee, Shadow Master, Ritz, Rash, Pimple, Bugs Bunny, Sean Kelly
| Okay here is the story so
far. At the archive... You
know, on the other hand I don't do this they well. So, to recap the
so far, please welcome back Mr. Bugs Bunny.
Thank you. Ehh what's up Docs? This is my first time giving the recap since A Whole Lot Of Trouble In Time. Anyway here is the story. Shadow Master -- you know, that big bad guy from "Double Dragon" -- is planning to take over the archive by changing everyone into his Shadow Slaves. Blob was spared because he has other jobs. Well I guess that is where we are at. See ya.
Okay, let's start the story.
Look no farther.
Because you found us.
So you better prepare for trouble...
And make it double.
We are here to protect the world from devastation!
ENOUGH WITH THE PARODIES ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BattleToads, I need your help.
Well what do you want, little Blob dude?
Well, the Shadow Master is trying to take over BOTVGH by turning everyone into his Shadow Slaves. And I need your help to defeat him.
Lead the way and we will BEAT THEM UP!
No thanks, Shadow Master. I have brought some backup.
Yeah. So surrender now.
Or prepare to fight.
I said enough with the parodies.
That's enough. Billy, Jimmy, attack!
Lets see what you've got.
They asked for it.
Should we show them what we got?
Crowd voices: Yeah!!
I SAID SHOULD WE SHOW THEM WHAT WE GOT?
Crowd voices: YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Then let's do it!
Ha ha ha. You will never win!
Announcer: Here are your winners, THE BATTLETOADS!!
WHAT!!! How could this be?! That caped turtle is not even on the cast list!
You better expect the unexpected, Shadow Master!
Speaking of which...
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love.....
To extend our reach to the stars above.......
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth, that's right!
Who are these guys? I don't see them on the cast list either.
We're here for legal reasons. We got an e-mail from some "Mr. R.E.G." that the copyright on our slogan was broken by a "Mr. Shadow Master".
Hey I thought it was......
What? I did no such thing.
Well, we have video evidence.
Videotape doesn't lie.
And it says in the Team Rocket rules that you will have to come and talk to our boss.
So come with us...
Uhhhh... What happened?
Yeah, we feel like we have had our heads banged together...
Well actually, I di......
Shhhh. Don't say that. You want to break our friendship?
Don't worry guys, everything is all right now.
I guess if the Double Dragons are cured, the other BOTVGH characters are normal again as well.
I love happy endings.