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Row (left to right): Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Cranky Bottom Row: Dr. Wily, Shadow Master, Blob, Jimmy Lee, Billy Lee |
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(looking at the cast list): Oh boy. It looks like we have a
shortage
of villains again.
Well it is just because they are hanging out at their fancy ROTVGV
resort.
Well I like the archive today. Peace, quiet, Dr. Wily's ship
flying
above us.
Everyone: DR. WILY'S SHIP FLYING ABOVE US!!!!!!!!
Ha Ha Ha. Yes it is I, Dr. Wily, and I am going to take over this
archive once and for all. Ha Ha Ha Ha........
What are you doing with making everying dark? Are you going to
try
and make us bump into walls?
What? I have nothing to do with this Darkness.
's ship and he
flies out of the story)
What just happened?
Beats me.
Now where is that dumb light switch? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Everyone but :
CRANKY!!!!
's
direction and....)
Oh boy it is so exciting that I got the Double Dragons for today's
episode.
No sweat Blob.
Yeah it is a pleasure to help out.
Well here is the archive, you can.... hey what happened to the lights?
Oh here's the light switch.
switches on the light)
Oh that's better.
Hello Blob. How are you today?
Fine. Hey Mario you need some sun you look colorless.
We are not colorless.
Sorry to break it to you but you are colorless. You are black and
white. You are greyscale. No colors. Zip, nada, zilch.
Well back in my day we were lucky to have 250 shades of color.
Don't you mean GREY?
That's right. 250 shades of grey.
Whatever. Anyway meet my friends the Double Dragons.
Double Dragons: Hi.
THE DOUBLE DRAGONS. We must destroy.
Huh?
Must destroy Double Dragons.
Uh Oh.
of course, gangs up on the Double Dragons.)
Guys what are you doing?!
?????: Let me explain.
Huh?
appears)
Please allow me to introduce myself. I am the Shadow Master,
leader
of the Shadow Gang.
Uh huh. And why are you here?
My goal today is to succeed where Dr. Wily has failed. And that
is
to take over the BOTVGH Archive.
How will you do that?
Easy, I will capture every person here and make them into my shadow
slaves,
as you saw right now.
And what about me?
I will spare you, since you have other jobs than
BOTVGH. I will also
spare the ROTVGV because it is of no use to me. Leave and don't
come
back. Or else you will be a shadow slave as well. HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
FIND HELP? FIND OUT NEXT TIME. SAME BOTVGH TIME AND SAME BOTVGH
CHANNEL.)What's with the parodies? First the title is a Star
Wars parody and
now the ending is a Batman one. WHAT NEXT? |
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