Episode 26! Lassie: The BOTVGH Episode by n64stalker

 

THE CAST

Top Row (left to right): Mario, Luigi, Wario, Toad, Yoshi, Cranky, Link, Dr. Wily, Pikachu, Jumpman, n64stalker Not Pictured: Lassie

 

(Everyone is sitting around, waiting for a new episode.) **sigh** I think another episode is starting. Why-a do you say that? Because people are reading what we say. Hey, a new author! What the heck? n64stalker? What kind of weiner name is that? In my day, popular people were named Bill...or Cranky! Not goofy names like n64stalker, or, or, or Jumpman! Cranky, you idiot. (A  drops on .) Oh no, not another one of these kooky cow writers... (Another  drops on .) ...Jumpman...help meeee... (A  doll falls on .) Lousy plastic cheap expensive forgery. So, what's the plot? Will I turn all the BOTVGH characters inside out and make them do the Macarena non-stop until they become hypnotized and become my dancing slaves? No, I thought I'd re-enact a Lassie adventure. Whoa, now you're cooking with evil gas!!!! (Lassie runs to  and barks) Lassie: Bark bark! What's that, Lassie? Toad fell down a well? Lassie: Bark! Woof arf woof woof ruff! What? You saw Wario push him down there, while eating a burrito? Oh my...well now we know what our mission is for THIS episode... Pika pika get that burrito!!! I hate Pokémon characters in BOTVGH episodes. ( turns into ) Hey, we gotta save Toad! Where's the well? Uh, is there a well in video game land? There are pipes... And deep pits... (A third  falls on .) I hate you, n64stalker. I give the audience what they want. (So the whole gang wanders to the well where Lassie says  is) Oh no! It's a disaster! Stupid Lassie! ( shoots Lassie) You SHOT Lassie! Uh, why is Lassie deflating? n64stalker? Well, uh, we couldn't get the real Lassie in the BOTVGH studio, so we brought in a clever electronic, uh, inflated decoy. Well we need to get Toad out of the well! Hey gang... All but : WHAT? Did anyone notice that the well is only 3 feet deep? What?! I've been stuck in here for HOW LONG???? For THAT????? My plan hath failed!!! Pika pi pika pikachu!!! SHUT UP, PIKACHU!!!!! ( ducks for s, but spies none) (60,378,267 s fall on ) PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Well, that's all, people, show's over. Um, there's still a couple of minutes left, Toad. I can do a tap dance number! Hey, Link, I'll join you! ( and  do a tap dance number that takes up most of the remaining episode time) Bye everyone! See ya next time on... BOTVGH!!! THE END There's a message in this episode, not to drop mushroom people down a well, because people will eventually find out. Thank you, and watch BOTVGH 8 hours a day. Eat tomatoes, they're good for you.