( ,
and are having a
discussion)
Oh no... I heard the the strangest thing!
What,
bro?
I
heard that Klawkat is coming back for a visit!
Oh,
the guy who doesn't drop cows on people?
Yeah,
I found out he had a site, called the World of Ruin,
and he likes
South Park and Smash Bros. A LOT!
Yeah,
so, Who doesn't! I think South Park Rules, And I'M in
Smash Bros.
I've
been there too! Just go right here!!
(
walks in...)
What you young'uns talking about, back in my day, we didn't
talk about
people behind their back!
Wha??
( , ,
and turn around
and find leaning
against the wall!)
Heh heh heh! Hi man!
::thinking::
Hey, this guy doesn't drop cows... oh boy, this
is going to
be cool! ::Talking:: Hey, CAT!! You know what... I think your site
SUCKS!!
Boy,
you got a brave mouth, don't you! Cranky, you better
sit down...
Wha...
er, ::Snicker:: Oh, I get it!
( 's
cane levitates over ,
and bashes him on the head! ( ))
(
and walk in)
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark...
Hmmp
mmp hmm mmp!
Everybody
but :
Hah hah hah hah!
I
don't get it!
(walks
in) Hey guys... uggg! Hey! This looks much more
painful than a million
cows landing flat on one person! Who did this?
(Everyone
but
points to )
Hey, thanks for the idea! Maybe we writers will use the idea
in the
future!
I
really want to start the episode now, but Mario is still
down, so...
Cartman!
Wha??
You
act like his hands and voice!
I
always wanted to know what it is like to be a fat Italian
plumber.
Well,
you are FAT!
Hey,
I'm not fat, I'm posing for the plumber!
(Everyone
goes outside,
drags outside as well!)
(Episode
starts)
Hey, bro, you managed to get a Zapdos, cool! Do you want to
trade it
for
a Pidgey?
(With
Cartman voice) Sure, and I think Eric Cartman is cool, and not fat!
Hey,
Jumpman! I'm more popular than you!
Yeah,
and I think Eric is cool, and I like him!
People,
don't take advantage of Mario right now!
Well,
let's start the episode!
(A cloud
of smoke
appears!)
Prepare for trouble...
Make
it double...
To
protect the world from devastation...
To
unite all people within our nation...
To
denounce the evil of truth and love...
To
extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team
Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender
now or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
Copyrighted by Team Rocket Franchise! 1999 All
Rights Reserved!
(walks
in) Oh no!
What?
Team Rocket is here. We can beat them easily!
No,
it looks like Mario got a concussion!
Pika...
I
don't got a CONCUSSION! I'm gonna kick you in the...
A
concussion is a type of head injury!
Oh,
well, that I do have!
You
can't stop us all!
Yeah,
and Eric kick ...
Cartman!
Hey,
I just want a little fun!
Arbok
go!
Weezing
go!
Go
Pikachu!
Pikachu!!
Bind!
Smoke
attack!
(
binds , while
shoots smoke that covers everyone's eyes!)
(Two
minutes later,
the smoke clears! And
and Team Rocket are missing!)
What
the..., Pikachu! Hey, Pikachu, where are ya!
Well,
I didn't plan that!
Everyone:
What?!
Ehh...?
Well, I got an idea!
Mpp
mp?
Yeah,
everyone who is not a writer, follow those footprints!
I have something
else planned for a few writers, including myself!
(All the
non-writers
agree, and follow the footprints!)
So, what do you need the writers for?
I
was nearby, and I heard you need help!
You
two, come inside and I'll tell ya!
(Back
with the Video
Game Heroes)
Look, over there, it's Team Rocket!
Bah!
Look
over there, it's Pikachu!
I
think they both suck!
Hey,
Kenny, you distract Team Rocket, and we'll rescue
Pikachu!
...!
(
walks down to Team Rocket!)
Hmmp mmp hmmmmp hmp!
What'd
he say?
I
think he said, "I want to join Team Rocket!"
(shaking
his head like he doesn't want to) Hmmp mp hmm!
Well
let's set you up!
This
is our chance, let's grab Pikachu!
(While
rescued ,
was dragged somewhere else...)
We need to rescue Kenny now...
Hey,
he always dies, he knows how to get out of a bad situation!
Yeah,
let's go back to Klawkat!
(The gang
meets up
with , ,
and !)
We did it! We got Pikachu back!
What
did you guys do to help?
Good
job, so sit down, we're watching the video: "The Many
Deaths of Kenny"!
Yeah,
over a million different deaths!
We
let you go, so we could watch it in peace!
Oh
look... I've never seen this before...
(On the
video)
All right Kenny, you're a new member of Team Rocket!
We
got just the Pokémon for you, open the ball up!
(A
comes out)
Horsea! (Spits water in 's
eyes)
Hmmmp!
(The force of the water pushes
to a flowing river, where's he's eaten by a !)
(
turns off the TV)
Well, that was fun!
(
wakes up)
Ooof, what happened? All that I can remember is that Eric
is... cool?
Yeah,
that's right!
Well,
Jumpman, I hate to break it to you, but the hospital
now bills for
injuries that they didn't treat... the bill came to... $1385.45!
What!
Nooooooooooo!
And
thanks for your Zapdos, Snorlax, And Dragonite!
What,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well,
done here for now, better get back to the World of
Ruin!
I'm gonna get ya, you cat!
THE END
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