Episode 24!
A Time, A Place, The Unconscious One
by Klawkat
 
THE CAST
Top Row (left to right):
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Yoshi, Klawkat, H Cuz, UDX, Cartman, Kenny

Bottom Row:
Ash, Misty, Pikachu, Jessie, James, Meowth, Arbok, Weezing, Horsea, Gyarados
 
( and  are having a discussion)

Oh no... I heard the the strangest thing!

What, bro?
I heard that Klawkat is coming back for a visit!

Oh, the guy who doesn't drop cows on people?

Yeah, I found out he had a site, called the World of Ruin, and he likes South Park and Smash Bros. A LOT!

Yeah, so, Who doesn't! I think South Park Rules, And I'M in Smash Bros.

I've been there too! Just go right here!!

( walks in...)

What you young'uns talking about, back in my day, we didn't talk about people behind their back!

Wha??

(, and  turn around and find  leaning against the wall!)

Heh heh heh! Hi man!

::thinking:: Hey, this guy doesn't drop cows... oh boy, this is going to be cool! ::Talking:: Hey, CAT!! You know what... I think your site SUCKS!!

Boy, you got a brave mouth, don't you! Cranky, you better sit down...

Wha... er, ::Snicker:: Oh, I get it!

('s cane levitates over , and bashes him on the head! ())

( and  walk in)

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark...

Hmmp mmp hmm mmp!

Everybody but : Hah hah hah hah!

I don't get it!

(walks in) Hey guys... uggg! Hey! This looks much more painful than a million cows landing flat on one person! Who did this?

(Everyone but  points to )

Hey, thanks for the idea! Maybe we writers will use the idea in the future!

I really want to start the episode now, but Mario is still down, so... Cartman!

Wha??

You act like his hands and voice!

I always wanted to know what it is like to be a fat Italian plumber.

Well, you are FAT!

Hey, I'm not fat, I'm posing for the plumber!

(Everyone goes outside,  drags  outside as well!)

(Episode starts)

Hey, bro, you managed to get a Zapdos, cool! Do you want to trade it for a Pidgey?

(With Cartman voice) Sure, and I think Eric Cartman is cool, and not fat!

Hey, Jumpman! I'm more popular than you!

Yeah, and I think Eric is cool, and I like him!

People, don't take advantage of Mario right now!

Well, let's start the episode!

(A cloud of smoke appears!)

Prepare for trouble...

Make it double...

To protect the world from devastation...

To unite all people within our nation...

To denounce the evil of truth and love...

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Meowth! Copyrighted by Team Rocket Franchise! 1999 All Rights Reserved!

(walks in) Oh no!

What? Team Rocket is here. We can beat them easily!

No, it looks like Mario got a concussion!

Pika...

I don't got a CONCUSSION! I'm gonna kick you in the...

A concussion is a type of head injury!

Oh, well, that I do have!

You can't stop us all!

Yeah, and Eric kick ...

Cartman!

Hey, I just want a little fun!

Arbok go!

Weezing go!

Go Pikachu!

Pikachu!!

Bind!

Smoke attack!

( binds , while  shoots smoke that covers everyone's eyes!)

(Two minutes later, the smoke clears! And  and Team Rocket are missing!)

What the..., Pikachu! Hey, Pikachu, where are ya!

Well, I didn't plan that!

Everyone: What?!

Ehh...? Well, I got an idea!

Mpp mp?

Yeah, everyone who is not a writer, follow those footprints! I have something else planned for a few writers, including myself!

(All the non-writers agree, and follow the footprints!)

So, what do you need the writers for?

I was nearby, and I heard you need help!

You two, come inside and I'll tell ya!

(Back with the Video Game Heroes)

Look, over there, it's Team Rocket!

Bah!

Look over there, it's Pikachu!

I think they both suck!

Hey, Kenny, you distract Team Rocket, and we'll rescue Pikachu!

...!

( walks down to Team Rocket!)

Hmmp mmp hmmmmp hmp!

What'd he say?

I think he said, "I want to join Team Rocket!"

(shaking his head like he doesn't want to) Hmmp mp hmm!

Well let's set you up!

This is our chance, let's grab Pikachu!

(While  rescued  was dragged somewhere else...)

We need to rescue Kenny now...

Hey, he always dies, he knows how to get out of a bad situation!

Yeah, let's go back to Klawkat!

(The gang meets up with , and !)

We did it! We got Pikachu back!

What did you guys do to help?

Good job, so sit down, we're watching the video: "The Many Deaths of Kenny"!

Yeah, over a million different deaths!

We let you go, so we could watch it in peace!

Oh look... I've never seen this before...

(On the video)

All right Kenny, you're a new member of Team Rocket!

We got just the Pokémon for you, open the ball up!

(A  comes out)

Horsea! (Spits water in 's eyes)

Hmmmp! (The force of the water pushes  to a flowing river, where's he's eaten by a !)

( turns off the TV)

Well, that was fun!

( wakes up)

Ooof, what happened? All that I can remember is that Eric is... cool?

Yeah, that's right!

Well, Jumpman, I hate to break it to you, but the hospital now bills for injuries that they didn't treat... the bill came to... $1385.45!

What! Nooooooooooo!

And thanks for your Zapdos, Snorlax, And Dragonite!

What, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Well, done here for now, better get back to the World of Ruin!

I'm gonna get ya, you cat!
THE END