Episode 21! Dr. Wily's Pokématic Thingy by Gyarados 27

THE CAST

(left to right): Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Bowser, Cranky, Dr. Wily, Jessie, James, Cow King

Man, that last ep took a lot out of me. Who wants to play Super Smash Bros.? , , and : MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!! I'll just watch... (Later) YOU CHEATED! NO WE DIDN'T, YOU ARE A LOSER... ERRRR... I MEAN, YOU LOST... BADLY... Anyway, how do you expect to win with JIGGLYPUFF??? I can't believe my brother, THE MOST FAMOUS NINTENDO CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, THE LEGENDARY PLUMBER, THE GUY WHO BEAT UP BOWSER GOD-KNOWS-HOW-MANY TIMES, HEY! Sorry, ...WOULD PICK THE STUPIDEST FIGHTER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (quietly) But I like to get jiggly with it... (Suddenly,  rushes in) MWA HA HA HA !! (mockingly) Mwahahaha... SHUT UP FUNGUS BOY!! MAKE ME!! OK! ( pulls out something) What's that? A Pokématic Thingy. What does it do? THIS!!!! ( zaps  and  turns into Toadasaur ()) Toadasaur, saur! {WHAT THE...?} How'd you do that? Like this! ( zaps  and  turns into Peachachu ()) PEACHACHU, CHU, CHU! {OOPS, STUPID QUESTION!} I think she meant how does that machine do that? It takes the DNA of one Pokémon and mixes it with your DNA. IN ENGLISH?!?! (sigh) It makes you a Pokémon. I wonder what kind of Pokémon I would be? LET'S FIND OUT! Oops... ( zaps  into Marlax ()) MARLAXXZXXZXZZZZZZZZZZZ... ( falls asleep) NOW, WHO ELSE SHOULD I CHANGE INTO A POKéMON? HIM!!!!! What... You stupid monkey! Bye-bye plumb-dumb! Yes, goodbye bro of Jumpman... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (GASP) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ( zaps  into Charuigi ()) Char, char, uigi! {YOU STUPID MONKEY!!} ( uses Flamethrower on ) Owww, burnies... (Smoke appears) Voice: TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION, Another Voice: TO UNITE ALL PEOPLES WITHIN OUR NATION, TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE, TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE, Jessie! James! Blast off really fast, blah, blah, blah... Team Rocket: NEVER INTERRUPT THE TEAM ROCKET MOTTO!!! Hey, do you guys want some Pokémon? Team Rocket: Yes, why do you ask? 'Cause I got 5 to sell! WAIT A SEC, YOU ONLY HAVE 4!!!... Ohhhh.... I'M OUT OF HERE! ( tries to run away but trips and falls on his face. Then  zaps  into Primecrank ()) Author: Just for a recap, Toad is a Bulbasaur, Peach is a Pikachu, Mario is a Snorlax, Luigi is a Charmander, and Cranky is a Primeape. PRRRRIMECANK!! {YOU YOUNG WHIPPERSNAPPERS!!} ( goes bananas and thrashes Team Rocket high in the sky) Team Rocket: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN! ( stares at ) Uh-oh... ( drops the Pokématic Thingy and runs away) Prime? ( picks up the Pokématic Thingy, sets it to reverse, and zaps everybody else back to normal) Everyone: YAY!!! Hey, how come you didn't turn yourself back? CRANK? PRRRRRIMEPRIMECRANK! {ARE YOU KIDDING? I HAVEN'T FELT THIS WAY IN YEARS! AND I CAN BEAT ALL OF YOU UP!} ( sneaks up behind , takes the Pokématic Thingy, and zaps him into ) WHY YOU LITTLE... ( falls on ) Everybody: THANKS!!!! You're welcome!!!!