Hey! Guys, look! A new author!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! We always have a new author! (
ducks for incoming s)
Yeah, uh, I know, but let's give him a chance!
All:
Whatever!
Yo, what's happening!
Nothing, we're waiting for the writer to start us out!
I notice from the title, that Bowser will do something ... nice!
Bwa ha ha ha! As King of the Koopas, I shall not be rejected from being
the BAD BOY BOWSER!
Listen you young whippersnappers, in my day ... uh... ...oh wait! I
guess
that happened back then! Never mind!
(
ducks for incoming s)
What's with the ducking?
You're probably like the other writers, dropping cows on us every time
we get smart with you.
My! Don't you worry,
cow-dropping is a running gag in my eyes, I'm not
doing it! Period!
No cows?
No cows!
No horses?
No horses!
No boxes, crates, whales, and whaps of Cranky's cane!
No, no, no and... maybe!
Ha ha ha ha ha! Now I like this writer! (
rases his cane to bop , but
the cane freezes in midair, unable to move!)
Everybody
but :
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Why you...!
Maybe later. Listen, I'm going
to sit down at this chair, and come up with
the plot!
Fine, can you release my cane?
No!
( , ,
and are exchanging
Pokémon, while 's
sitting at a chair nearby, since he doesn't have his cane to help him
up.)
Hey hey hey! Thanks for the Golem, bro!
What! I thought I gave you a Graveler!
Not anymore!
(
wanders by holding a small can of carrots)
Carrots?
Yeah, do you want beans
instead? Doesn't matter, as long as it's in a can.
OK, how about bananas?
Fine!
( snaps his
fingers and a portal comes!
appears and turns the carrots into bananas!)
Tsk, tsk, tsk.... It's bad enough that these numbskulls need me to do
everything
for them! ( leaves)
(
appears, with his head down)
Bowser, you're still upset about doing something good, right?
No, Clinton was reelected for the third time. WHAT DO YOU THINK?!!
Sorry I left ya hangin', they had a sale on canned bananas!
Well, whoop-de-doo!
(A
wanders by)
Pika pikachu, pi pi pika, chu, pikachu, pika pi pi, pika pika!
WHAT! Timmy's stuck in the well?!
::Sighs::
He said that Ash, Misty and
Brock were captured by Team Rocket!
All
but :
Gasp!
(A cloud
of smoke
appears)
Prepare for trouble!
Make that double!
To protect the world form devastation...
To unite all people within our nation...
Sorry to interrupt, but we all
know the poem, so don't bother! Period!
Hey, is it a Pokémon?
I'm the writer, I take a cat's
form to hide in the shadows while attempting
to become a script writer!
Yeah, look, not a cow in the sky!
(looking at ): You look happy!
Yep, better get in the mood for to something good!
Right!
Let me take care of Team-whom-a-cet, just give me my cane!
I'll do better then that!
(The cane
that was
in midair, levitates over Team Rocket, and smashes down on 's
and 's heads!)
It'll take more than that to stop me!
You stupid cat, take this!
(
grabs the can of carrots ... uh, bananas, and throws it at ,
knocking him unconscious. The can bounces off and hits
also, knocking him out as well.)
Everybody but
Team Rocket,
and : Hahahahahahaha!
Well, that about does it!
Story's almost over!
What about Bowser's good deed?
Yeah! I want to see this!
It's coming! Watch!
........
(A little
frog comes
by)
Frog:
::croak::
Ugh! Makes me want to croak!
OK, Bowser! Grab the frog!
OK. (grabs frog)
Now, ever so gently, place the
frog next to the pond next to you!
OK, I did it! Now what?
That's it!
All:
WHAT?!
Yep! You heard me! That's it!
My ego has bean saved!
Bro, you lost the bet, you owe me your Mewtwo!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
What an interesting day! And best of all, no cows!
Don't jinx it, Yoshi!
Klawkat? You have a Jynx?!
THE END
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