 Season 5, Episode 16: Mad Mr. Mario's Magnificent Mind Melding Machine! Author: Wario the III |
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Season 5, Episode 16: Mad Mr. Mario's Magnificent Mind Melding Machine! Author: Wario the III |
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Row: Mario, Yoshi, Wario the III, Pidgeotto, Peach, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Cow King, and Cranky Bottom Row: |
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Mad
Mr. Mario? I'm the only mad one around here!Yeah
why am I mad Mr. Mario?For
alliteration. Oh, and it might have something to do with this!
pulls out keyboard, deletes 's
name, and replaces it with Mad Mr. Mario ( )) Now I am mad! I'll show you!
Why if I had some sort of machine then...Here,
have this machine. It's a mind melding machine.It's
Mad Mr. Mario's Magnificent Mind Melding Machine!Does
this episode have any point to it? I was kind of hoping to use my
Pidgeotto for something. Then call him out... Yes he
he...Pidgeotto!
I choose you!It's
about time I get a line! I dont want to be a part of this. It's just
plain dumb, and thats the bottom line, because...
fires his Magnificent Mind Melding Machine and hits
and )Pidgeooooot!Stone Cold said so! What the
heck? Somebody is gonna be on the wrong end
of a Stone Cold stunner for this one!Wow!
That rules! Hey Mad Mr. Mario can you make me change minds with someone
Jesse likes? That Jesse is hot!Shut
up you little robot! Besides, look, that Stone Cold Steve Austin
Pidgeotto
must be the rarest of all Pokemon and I intend to steal it. To protect
the world from...
Zaps and )Devastation!
To unite... AHHHH!!! I'm a blue goon!Alright!
I'm my one true love! Hey Mega Man, let me give you my phone
number!Don't
you dare give you my phone number! Ahh I'm confusing myself! No problem!
Zaps
and )Well,
at least I am back in a womans body.Hey
Mega Man Peach err somebody take this phone number of mine and put
it in my secret compartment.Ok,
Jesse? Mega Man? Whatever.Mario,
you are confusing everybody!Yeah!
Back in my day we didn't HAVE Magnificent Mind Melding Machines!
zaps ,
and .)You
Whippersnapper!YOSHI!Ok
brother! I'm gonna eat that machine and end this nonsense! But then how will you switch
everyone back?Hey
Samus, check me out! I will thwart Mad Mr. Mario!Yeah
sure go ahead.
(
fires and hits but jumps out of the way and the
other shot hits
thin air. shoots
right in the kneecaps with her plasma blaster.) My Magnificent Mind Melding
Machine!
drops the Machine, and shots fire off everywhere! EVERYONE, even those
who haven't had a line yet, is hit.)I...
I... I'm a writer! I am a writer! Things will be different from
now
on!But who are you? Back in my
day, we didn't have writers! We just threw
the barrels for the heck of it!Well
now we all know who you are, old man, but as far as that Mad Mr. Mario
is concerned, I think this body is just about good enough to issue him
a Stone Cold Stunner!I
want a piece of him too! Cows go!!!!!!
falls on everybody)I!
ME! Demoted to a lowly position of Luiginess! This... This just isn't
right! I should be writing this!YOSHI! I
bet that Cranky Pidgeotto is almost as rare as a Stone Cold Pidgeotto!You
are not getting my Pidgeotto!I
just wanna know who is who. Role Call!Actually
right now I have to go take a shower.LINK!
WHY YOU LITTLE!
tries to shoot with Plasma Blaster but
remembers that 's
body doesn't have plasma blasters!)I'll
handle this one. Show some respect for a lady! Why? Because Stone
Cold said so!
in with tongue and performs a perfect Stone Cold Stunner)Thanks,
err I'm guessing Stone Cold Steve Austin? Anyway, ROLE CALL! I'm
Samus.Princess
Peach.Wario
the III.Stone
Cold Steve Austin.Ash
Ketchum, from Pallette town. I plan to become the Greatest Pokemon
master of all time and defeat and
capture
each and every
Pokemon!Jesse.YOSHI!Mooo.Cow
King.
is taking a nap)He
must be Cranky.ehh
he he. Its a me! MAD MR. MARIO! Pidgeotttt!!!!Only
one person left and thats me the writer! I AM... DR. WILY!!!!!!Quick
get the Mind Melding Machine so we can all switch back!I
dont think so! There is no Mind Melding Machine!
wakes up)Whats that you say? I know
there was one earlier! I don't have
alzheimers
that badly!!Ha
Ha I wrote it out of the ep! With me as a writer, nothing can
save the BOTVGH NOW!!! MWA-HA-HA-hA!!!Please,
we need a new writer. H-Cuz! Sean Kelly! SunYoshi! The PENGUIN!
Somebody save BOTVGH!Yes!
I'll make this... to be continued!!!! |
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