Season 5, Episode 14:
Oh, well, new writer everybody!
OH NO! GET A DOCTER!! CRANKY'S HAPPY!!
Ahhh, shut up, you short chunk of fungi!
HEY!! OOW!!! STOP!!!
Mario, does the script say when the new author is getting here?
Mama-Mia! He should have been here a half hour ago!
What? Are you sad for the new writer?
NO! Why would anyone feel sorry for a writer!? My saddle fell off...
What else does the sheet you got say about the writer?
It just says that his name is Pix, and he likes Yoshi....
It also says he likes hitting things with cows...
Hmmmm....Pix should have been here an hour ago...
You suppose he forgot?
HE SAID 'EH?' YOU STUPID OLD LIZARD!!!
I'm not the one who's OLD, dusty monkey geezer!
You were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Pix: Well, I guess it's 'cause I live in the central time zone, and the letter came from the next time zone, which I forget the name of!
MWA HA HA HA HA!!! Ohhh! BIG SCARY NEW WRITER THAT LIKES TO HIT THINGS WITH COWS!!! OOHHH!!! HEH HEH!!!
Watch your tail, you young whippersnapper! I here now'a'day, people can be trickier than they look!
You mean this little runt? HA HA HA HA!!! HE COULDN'T HARM A FLY!!!
Pix: Yes, but I can harm Bowsers!
What do you mean?
See? What did I tell you? In the good old days, people didn't have to listen! They all could actually think right! As I do!
Pix: Are you saying that I and everyone else can't think right?
Well...YES!!! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING!!! AND ANOTH---
Yeah! Keep this up and what a wonderful world this would be!
Knock out all the boring old monkeys and weird lizards, and there you go!
Hey! Mario! Is Pix approved, er what? He should be!
Pix: Listen to Yoshi!
If you don't, your gonna need a better insurance company.
, and : Please! Please, can we keep him!!!???
Well, I don't know. Having a BOTVGH writer is a big responsibility! You'll have to clean him, feed him, and brush his hair every day.
Pix: Your making me sound like a DOG. In my book...yup, that's a dis!
Pix: The End Everyone!
HEY!! Wait! I was hardly in this one!
Pix: OK..Lemme see, I'll just edit the text...there!
WHHHAAAAA!!! Everybody Dance Now!!!!!!!!
WHACHU DOIN' TO THAT PIKACHU, YOU------
Are you gonna do that to me to-----AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, DON'T GO CHASIN' WATERFALLS, PLEASE STICK TO THE RHYTHM IN THE LAKES THAT YOU USED TO!!!
Pix: I'm not gonna snap anymore!
Pix: OK! OK! I won't edit the text either! Didn't you read the sheet you got about me?
Pix: The end! Hey, Yoshi? Want a Coke, and maybe a go around town? Pick up some girls?