Season 5, Episode 14: Pix's Here! Author: Pix

THE CAST

Mario, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Peach, Cowking, and Cranky Not Pictured: Pix

 

Oh, well, new writer everybody! YES!!! OH NO! GET A DOCTER!! CRANKY'S HAPPY!! Ahhh, shut up, you short chunk of fungi! ( whacks  with his cane numerous times) HEY!! OOW!!! STOP!!! Mario, does the script say when the new author is getting here? Mama-Mia! He should have been here a half hour ago! Oh, drat. What? Are you sad for the new writer? NO! Why would anyone feel sorry for a writer!? My saddle fell off... What else does the sheet you got say about the writer? It just says that his name is Pix, and he likes Yoshi.... ROCK!!! It also says he likes hitting things with cows... Everyone: .......AAAAAAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! (Later...It's later 'cause time went by!) Hmmmm....Pix should have been here an hour ago... You suppose he forgot? Nah.....Maybe... ( comes into room) HELLO!!! Eh? WHA? HE SAID 'EH?' YOU STUPID OLD LIZARD!!! I'm not the one who's OLD, dusty monkey geezer! Humph! (Pix comes in the front door) Pix: Hi! You were supposed to be here an hour ago! Pix: Well, I guess it's 'cause I live in the central time zone, and the letter came from the next time zone, which I forget the name of! OK. MWA HA HA HA HA!!! Ohhh! BIG SCARY NEW WRITER THAT LIKES TO HIT THINGS WITH COWS!!! OOHHH!!! HEH HEH!!! Watch your tail, you young whippersnapper! I here now'a'day, people can be trickier than they look! You mean this little runt? HA HA HA HA!!! HE COULDN'T HARM A FLY!!! Pix: Yes, but I can harm Bowsers! What do you mean? (Pix snaps his fingers) YES SIR!!! (A large  falls on ) See? What did I tell you? In the good old days, people didn't have to listen! They all could actually think right! As I do! Pix: Are you saying that I and everyone else can't think right? Well...YES!!! THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS SAYING!!! AND ANOTH--- (Pix snaps and a  falls on ) Cool! Yeah! Keep this up and what a wonderful world this would be! Knock out all the boring old monkeys and weird lizards, and there you go! Hey! Mario! Is Pix approved, er what? He should be! Pix: Listen to Yoshi! If you don't, your gonna need a better insurance company. Hmmmmm.....Well... ,  and : Please! Please, can we keep him!!!??? Well, I don't know. Having a BOTVGH writer is a big responsibility! You'll have to clean him, feed him, and brush his hair every day. (Everyone stares at  as if he's crazy) WHAT??? Pix: Your making me sound like a DOG. In my book...yup, that's a dis! (Pix snaps his fingers) AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! YAHOO!!!! ( goes 'SPLUT!' under the bigget  ever dropped!) Pix: The End Everyone! HEY!! Wait! I was hardly in this one! Pix: OK..Lemme see, I'll just edit the text...there! WHHHAAAAA!!! Everybody Dance Now!!!!!!!! (Pix snaps his fingers and edits the text some more) YYYYAAAYYY!!!! WHACHU DOIN' TO THAT PIKACHU, YOU------ (A  falls on ) Are you gonna do that to me to-----AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, DON'T GO CHASIN' WATERFALLS, PLEASE STICK TO THE RHYTHM IN THE LAKES THAT YOU USED TO!!! (Pix snaps his fingers) YYYYEAH!!!! YAHO---- (A  falls on ) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Pix: I'm not gonna snap anymore! ( glares at Pix) Pix: OK! OK! I won't edit the text either! Didn't you read the sheet you got about me? Oh, yeah...... Pix: The end! Hey, Yoshi? Want a Coke, and maybe a go around town? Pick up some girls? YEAH!!! SURE!!! THE END!!!