Mario, Luigi, Wario, Wario the III, Dr. Wily, Mega Man, Cranky Kong, Ash, Terra
Jessie, James, Meowth, Pidgeotto, Pikachu, Sandshrew, Primeape, Link, Samus
Voice Chorus from the Pokémon TV show
Presenting the greatest author of all time, eh-hehehehe, it's Wario...
You dolt! You just said I was presenting the greatest, but I AM the greatest!
Is this episode supposed to have a plot?
When I was your age we didn't NEED PLOTS! We'd gladly just toss the barrels and earn our pay!
But I thought when you were MY age barrels weren't invented.
You know, the whole Cranky and someone having a Pokémon match thing is really old.
Then it suits Cranky just perfectly.
ARGHHH!!! Sandshrew I choose you!!!
Hey Samus how about a bet? I pick Sandshrew to win.
OK, if I win, you have to take me on a date, but if YOU win I have to take YOU on a date!
Link! You're a genius! Why didn't I think of that?
What? Sandshrew can't use Ultima! That's from Final Fantasy 3!
Exactly! But this Sandshrew is actually a Ditto!
His Pikachu is weakened! Now's our chance!
This is not good.
Oh no! Cranky, let's work together! Pidgeotto go!
Meowth go and get that annoying blue robot!
And super secret mystery Pokémon, go!!! Get Pidgeotto and Sandshrew!
Yes! It works! There was no secret mystery Pokémon! I have created a Master Ball that traps anything, not just Pokémon! And look I have exactly enough to catch you all!
Voice Chorus: Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all!
Someday I'm gonna find those singers!
You called me what?!!!
I called you the old cracked up hag of a skunky old man you are!
Sandshrew, turn into one of those big giant robots I always have at the end of videogames!
Someone KILL ME!
Looks like Team Rocket's....
In the Poké Ball AGAIN!!!!!!