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Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Wario the III, Dr. Wily, Mega Man, Cranky Kong, Ash, Terra Bottom Row: Jessie, James, Meowth, Pidgeotto, Pikachu, Sandshrew, Primeape, Link, Samus Not Pictured: Voice Chorus from the Pokémon TV show |
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Presenting the greatest author of all time, eh-hehehehe, it's Wario...
The... III!
You dolt! You just said I was presenting the greatest, but I AM the
greatest!
Is this episode supposed to have a plot?
When I was your age we didn't NEED PLOTS! We'd gladly just toss the
barrels
and earn our pay!
But I thought when you were MY age barrels weren't invented.
laughs)
Why you whippersnapper! The title is obviously PokéMADNESS!!, so
that means I will battle you.
You know, the whole Cranky and someone having a Pokémon match
thing
is really old.
Then it suits Cranky just perfectly.
ARGHHH!!! Sandshrew I choose you!!!
sends out )
OK, then I choose Pikachu!
hops out)
Thundershock!
's
Thundershock hits but
doesn't affect it)
Ah-ha! Electric Pokémon are weak against Ground-types! Sandshrew
Dig attack now!
hits with a powerful Dig
and sends him reeling)
Cranky might actually win!
Hey Samus how about a bet? I pick Sandshrew to win.
Definitely Pikachu.
OK, if I win, you have to take me on a date, but if YOU win I have to
take
YOU on a date!
You're on!
Link! You're a genius! Why didn't I think of that?
uses Swift and Quick Attack on )
Quick Sandshrew, use your Ultima Attack!
What? Sandshrew can't use Ultima! That's from Final Fantasy 3!
Exactly! But this Sandshrew is actually a Ditto!
turns into and does Ultima
Attack. faints.)
I lost!
His Pikachu is weakened! Now's our chance!
, ,
and do the Team
Rocket motto)
Yeah! I get a line! Ah-hahahaha! The bad guys are here! Here, James,
take
this special Pokeball I prepared, it contains a secret Mystery Pokemon!
Oh goody! This
is not good.
Oh no! Cranky, let's work together! Pidgeotto go!
Sandshrew/Ditto go!
Meowth go and get that annoying blue robot!
And super secret mystery Pokémon, go!!! Get Pidgeotto and
Sandshrew!
throws Poké Ball too hard and it flies over the battle scene. It
smacks .)
Mama-mia! I'm getting sucked inside of the Poké Ball!!!!!!
is trapped in the Poké Ball.)
and : Wha?
Yes! It works! There was no secret mystery Pokémon! I have
created
a Master Ball that traps anything, not just Pokémon! And look I
have exactly enough to catch you all!
Voice Chorus: Gotta catch em' all! Gotta catch em' all!
Someday I'm gonna find those singers!
throws Poké Balls everywhere and catches , , , , , , , , , ,
and !)
Now only you and your Pokémon are left, old man!
You called me what?!!!
I called you the old cracked up hag of a skunky old man you are!
WHAT!!!!????? ARRRRRRRGHHHH!!!!!!
starts to glow and his eyes light up.
changes and becomes.... !!)
Oh no! Cranky evolved into Primeape!
catches , and sends it
out after )
PRIMEAPPEEE!!!!
Sandshrew,
turn into one of those big giant robots I always have at the
end of videogames!
turns into the giant ship from the end of Mega Man 6 and
hops in ( ).)
Rapid Master Ball firing
now!!!!!!
PRIMEAPE!!!
grabs both of his canes and does a helicopter spin. The Poké
Balls
fly everywhere and one hits .
is trapped in the Poké Ball, machine and all.)
Wow! Everyone is in a Poké Ball except for Cranky the Primeape
and
me! Good thing I didn't get involved in this episode.
picks up a Poké Ball)
Cranky, what are you doing? I'm the writer!
PRIMEAPE!!!!
)
Only one way out of this one! Quick before it hits me!!!
Phew.
I know we're trapped in a Poké Ball, but you still owe me that
date,
right?
Someone KILL ME!
Looks like Team Rocket's....
In the Poké Ball AGAIN!!!!!! |
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