Episode 11! The Return of Jumpman!! by CyberSurfer

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Yoshi, Peach, Mallow, Jumpman, Luigi, Cranky Bottom Row: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Link, Zelda, Cow King, CyberSurfer

 

( arrives) Everybody: Boooooooo. Your just jealous because I have my own website at http://www.Zelda64.com. I have a website. I have a website. I have a few million or so... Grrrr. Oh yeah? Well I also have a new Girlfriend! ( appears) What’s up, Sweet thing? ( slaps ) Girlfriend! Peach? (Squints her eyes) Is that you?? Uh-oh. ( kicks ) Oooooh, I feel an an urge coming on. Everyone:gulp. (lots of s drop on everyone) Is it just me or is that cow thing not funny any more? That wasn’t funny the first episode! In my day we didn’t need no pathetic slapstick humor! We relied on... ( falls on  and everyone laughs) pure 8-bit gameplay that challenged most of us for... (a hundred s fall on ) Years and Years with me undoubtedly the most supreme ruler of all video game heros… Who the heck is writing this? ( appears) Heh, heh, heh. You can’t do this! I can do whatever I want. I’m the Writer. Not for long! ( and come together form the Team-Princess) To protect the world from Devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation! Here we go. My ears are bleeding! Make it stop! You youngin’s don’t know a rhyme when it kicks you in the face! We’re going to capture every Pokemon Race! All of the Pokemon will vanish out of thin air with out a trace. Wait a sec! That’s way to many syllables! Darn. What? We can’t think of anything that rhymes with Syllables. Big Surprise. Go! Nidoprincess! Nido- what? (NIDOPRINCESS used GROWL) ('s defense fell!) ( used CANE PUNCH!) (NIDOPRINCESS is uneffected) You’ll have to do better than that! (NIDOPRINCESS used SCRATCH!) What kind of  move is that?? (It’s super effective!) oh. (Enemy  fainted!) (Everyone except  Cheers) Finally! No more "Good old days"!!!! ( wakes up) Darn. Do you really think I could faint for a even a second, Jumpman? ( arrives) After all these years! I thought you were my friend, Cranky!  I’m as old as you! Who exactly is "Jumpman" anyway? I’m from an ancient videogame!  Does Donkey Kong ring a bell? Why did you come back to haunt me? Time after time you’ve laughed at me with your insults at Mario!  We used to be good friends, you and I! But you turned bitter when new heroes took the stage!  Now I will get my revenge! ( jumps on ) and : What the heck is this episode about?? Will the auther make up his mind??? (,  and  appear) nope! ( is still jumping on ) Don’t… OUCH! Stop.. Oo! No!- OOOOOOO… You said you were my… my FRIEND!!! Liar! Thief! Crank! Scrooge! Grinch! Ouw! OUW! Oo! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! We’ll destroy all of You Nintendo freaks in two seconds flat!! I’m not from Nintendo!  ::thinks:: I'm so old, they won't know I'm really from Nintendo... ( jumps on ,  and  and they disappear.) (Continues jumping on ) Stop! OUW! Mario.. EE! I’ll call him Mario!!!! ( stops jumping on ) ( mutters something.) What did you say? Nothing. He said: "I hate you, Jumpman" Hey Cowking! I need some cow power! Okay! (A mountain of s fall on top of ) (Laugh track plays) Well that’s it for now! See you next time on BOTVGH!