(Backstage
before
the episode)
Mario!
What are you doing back here? The 5th BOTVGH season
is going to start any time now.
Okay
Luigi, just let me finish setting up the new BOTVGH interactive system.
BOTVGH
interactive? What is that?
It
is this new system that will allow the readers to interact with the
episodes.
I even added a new handbook section for it.
Okay
just be quick.
(
leaves)
All right
everyone to view this new system you will need a Java-Script
enabled browser in order to view the episode properly. Also for
this
episode make sure to have the Real Audio Plug-in set up. And make
sure to check the handbook after the episode
to see how to put this system in your episodes.
(The
episode
starts)
Welcome
the 5th BOTVGH season.
WHEN WILL
THE TERROR END!!!!!!!!
Well
according to the H Cuz, BOTVGH will last for at least two more seasons.
Oh
that is just great.
(
comes holding a bag)
Hello.
Oh,
Mr. Blue-Caped wizard is back.
Well
he is a regular character now so we have to use him in as many episodes
as possible.
Well
what is in that bag?
Um....
I don't know. Kamek what is in that bag?
Well
I am doing some renovations to my castle so I decided to get a few
things.
Well let's
see what we have here.
( opens the bag)
A Picture
of Bowser's Mother.
Hey!!!
An Our
Lady Peace CD, a WWF
WarZone Videogame, & a small
Collection of Pokémon.
Did someone say Pokémon?
What
the.....
(Team
Rocket
suddenly falls out of the inter-dimensional portal and lands on )
OUCH!!!!!!!!
Where
is that Kamek Pokémon?
Yes we need
revenge after he sent us into Treehouse TV.
Everyone:
Treehouse TV??!!?!?!?!
(Reading
from the big red book on international TV stations)
Treehouse
TV: A Canadian cable television station that shows programs
specially
for kids 6 and under. Sister station of YTV
which coincidentally is the station that brings the Pokémon
cartoon to Canada.
We
were chased by Barney!
We
had to goto school with Professor Iris!
And
even worse. We had to sit through Teletubbies!!!
Everyone:
AAHHHHH!!!!!
Are
we forgetting something?
Ah
now I remember. Lets start.
Prepare
for trouble!
Make
it double!
To
protect the world from devastation!
To
unite all peoples within our nation!
(Suddenly
comes)
Stop
this right this instant!
Are
you a Pokémon?
No,
I am a Blob. I do not want to hear that silly slogan.
But
we always do it.
Well
if you get the heck out of here, I will make you...um...presenters at
the
BOTVGH awards ceremony next week.
Interesting.
Okay we will leave see you next week.
(Team
Rocket
leaves)
Thew.
I thought they would never leave. Thanks Blob.
You're
welcome. Now I have to go and finish the preparations.
( leaves)
Well
let's play some music shall we?
(
inserts the Our Lady Peace CD into the player and presses
play)
Stop
that racket right now.
You're no
fun Cranky.
(
stops the CD)
Lets
see what's on the TV.
(
turns on the TV and sees a commercial for the
Oscars)
Boring.
Change the channel.
(
changes the channel and sees a commercial for the
BOTVGH awards)
Now
this is something. I was looking at the nominees and I saw that I
was nominated for best overall main character. I bet I will win
that
one.
No
old timer. I will win because I am the best.
Well
I don't care who wins.
Well
how about you make a bet and the loser will...um...wrestle The Rock
after
the ceremony.
Okay
I'm in. (imagines what will happen to Cranky
in the Match)
I'm in as well. (imagines Mario running
around in terror)
(Suddenly
comes)
Book
one wrestling arena. Got it.
(
leaves)
Everyone: HOW DOES HE DO THAT!!!!
Hey
don't I get to say anything.
Okay
the rest of the epis...oops times up.
Ah shucks.
Well
we will see you at the awards.
Well
I do have to finish my renovations.
Bye
Everyone. BOTVGH Awards just 7 days away.
***THE
END***
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