Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Kamek, Bowser
Jessie, James, Meowth, Blob
Mario! What are you doing back here? The 5th BOTVGH season is going to start any time now.
Okay Luigi, just let me finish setting up the new BOTVGH interactive system.
BOTVGH interactive? What is that?
It is this new system that will allow the readers to interact with the episodes. I even added a new handbook section for it.
Okay just be quick.
All right everyone to view this new system you will need a Java-Script enabled browser in order to view the episode properly. Also for this episode make sure to have the Real Audio Plug-in set up. And make sure to check the handbook after the episode to see how to put this system in your episodes.
(The episode starts)
Welcome the 5th BOTVGH season.
WHEN WILL THE TERROR END!!!!!!!!
Well according to the H Cuz, BOTVGH will last for at least two more seasons.
Oh that is just great.
Oh, Mr. Blue-Caped wizard is back.
Well he is a regular character now so we have to use him in as many episodes as possible.
Um.... I don't know. Kamek what is in that bag?
Well I am doing some renovations to my castle so I decided to get a few things.
Well let's see what we have here.
( opens the bag)
A Picture of Bowser's Mother.
An Our Lady Peace CD, a WWF WarZone Videogame, & a small Collection of Pokémon.
Did someone say Pokémon?
(Team Rocket suddenly falls out of the inter-dimensional portal and lands on )
Where is that Kamek Pokémon?
Yes we need revenge after he sent us into Treehouse TV.
Everyone: Treehouse TV??!!?!?!?!
(Reading from the big red book on international TV stations)
Treehouse TV: A Canadian cable television station that shows programs specially for kids 6 and under. Sister station of YTV which coincidentally is the station that brings the Pokémon cartoon to Canada.
We were chased by Barney!
We had to goto school with Professor Iris!
And even worse. We had to sit through Teletubbies!!!
Are we forgetting something?
Ah now I remember. Lets start.
Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
Stop this right this instant!
Are you a Pokémon?
No, I am a Blob. I do not want to hear that silly slogan.
But we always do it.
Well if you get the heck out of here, I will make you...um...presenters at the BOTVGH awards ceremony next week.
Interesting. Okay we will leave see you next week.
(Team Rocket leaves)
Thew. I thought they would never leave. Thanks Blob.
You're welcome. Now I have to go and finish the preparations.
Well let's play some music shall we?
Stop that racket right now.
You're no fun Cranky.
Lets see what's on the TV.
( turns on the TV and sees a commercial for the Oscars)
Boring. Change the channel.
Now this is something. I was looking at the nominees and I saw that I was nominated for best overall main character. I bet I will win that one.
No old timer. I will win because I am the best.
Well I don't care who wins.
Well how about you make a bet and the loser will...um...wrestle The Rock after the ceremony.
Okay I'm in. (imagines what will happen to Cranky in the Match)
I'm in as well. (imagines Mario running around in terror)
Book one wrestling arena. Got it.
Everyone: HOW DOES HE DO THAT!!!!
Hey don't I get to say anything.
Okay the rest of the epis...oops times up.
Well we will see you at the awards.
Well I do have to finish my renovations.
Bye Everyone. BOTVGH Awards just 7 days away.