Episode 8!
PSYDUCK!!!!!
by UDX
 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Misty, Polly, Ganondorf, Kenny, Kyle, and Wario

Bottom Row:
Psyduck, Arcanine, Seel, Poliwhirl, Butterfree, Magmar
 
 
( was busy at the Pizza Cats pizza shop eating a pepperoni pizza)

So Polly, what recent Pokémon did you capture?

Only a Poliwhirl and Butterfree.  Speedy got a Electabuzz and an Articuno.

Man, Speedy must be lucky to get that Pokémon.

I wish I caught that Articuno.

You know, I heard UDX has Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres at his place.  Go check it out after working.

I'll try, but I may not go.

(While heading to 's place in order to play WWF Warzone,  was  stopped by )

Ahahahaha. So Misty, you finally decided to surrender to the Gerudos.

Forget it.  You know I can beat you in a Pokémon match.

Suit yourself.  Arcanine, go.

( appears)

Ar-canine!!

Now it's my turn.  Go Starmie!

(Before she can throw her Poké Ball,  pops out.)

Psy.

PSYDUCK! I DIDN'T CALL FOR YOU!!!

Psy?

Hahahaha.  Arcanine, Take Down that dippy duck.

Ar.

( Takes Down , but also tackles )

Get off of me. PSYDUCK, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

Psy-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay.

(Later)
( was still winning the match, and  had stolen all of 's Pokémon except )

Hah, you can't beat me.  You have one more match.  If I win, you have no choice, but to join the Gerudos.

But if I win, you give me back my Pokémon.

You're on!!

Now listen Psyduck, I want you to pay attention to what I say, okay?

Psy?

This is going to be a long day.

( appears from out of nowhere.)

Hold it right there.  You have no rights to pick on her.

So, you managed to come out of hiding, Polly.  How about it, you and me.

Hey Polly, you can't take my match.

I'll deal with you later. Arcanine, go.

Arrrr.

Go, Seel!!

( appears)

Seel seel.

Seel, Ice Beam!

( uses Ice Beam on , but there is no effect.  charges into  and knocks him out.)

Seel, return!! (Returns ) Poliwhirl, go. ( pops out)

Poli.

Another Water/Psychic Pokémon?

Poliwhirl, use Hydro Pump!

( uses Hydro Pump on , but there is no effect.)

Huh? Water has the advantage against fire.

( uses Fire Spin on )

Aack. Poliwhirl, return! (Returns )  Butterfree, go! ( pops out)

Befreeee!!

Butterfree, use Psybeam!!!

( uses Psybeam on , but  isn't affected.)

Change of plan, use Sleep Powder.

( uses Sleep Powder, but  inhales the powder and exhales it on , knocking it out.)

Nooooooooooooo. Butterfree, return!! (Returns ) I lost, why?!

Once this Psyduck is out of commission, you can be my new Gerudos.

Forget it.  Not in my life.

( uses Fire Spin, but  is unaffected.)

Wha?

Impossible, Arcanine, Take Down!!!

( uses Take Down, but  is still standing up.)

Not fair.  What's going on here?

PSYYYYYYYDUCK!!!!!

( uses Hydro Pump on  and it bruises it.)

Return, Arcanine. (Returns ) I choose, Magmar!!

Magmar.

Magmar, Flamethrower.

( uses Flamethrower on , but misses because  is running around.)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

( uses Metronome and comes up with Whirlwind, sending  and  flying, forcing  to drop the Pokémon he stole from )

I don't believe it.  Psyduck beat Arcanine and Magmar? Why didn't he do this in the first place?

Well, the reason was his headache wasn't severe enough to do this.  Next time, tell him to bonk on the ground.

(Later,  is still puzzled because of .)

I still don't get it.

He already said it.

I know, that joke makes me want to laugh.

(All of a sudden,  sees a unknown shadow.)

Psyduck, scratch it.

Why?

It could be a bug, I hate bugs.

( scratches and kills the shadow, which turns out to be )

OH my god!!

My Psyduck killed Kenny!!

You *******.

(pounding on ): Hey listen, you have no right to insult us.

( uses Cow Drop and a  falls on )

Thanks Psyduck, I needed that.  In return, I'll have to challenge you to WWF Warzone when we reach Wario's.

THE END