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| (left
to right) Mario, Luigi, Peach, Link, Cranky, Donkey Kong, Mega Man,
Kirby,
Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails (not pictured) Author |
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| Author:
Hello!!!!Who
are you? Author: The writer of this episode! OH
NO! PLEASE DON'T PUT A BUCKET OVER MY HEAD!Author: Nope, no buckets. Then
what?Author: We're gonna have a little race. A
race? WOO-HOO! I can waste any of you geeks in racing!The
only thing you can waste is your false teeth.
falls on )WHAT
WAS THAT FOR?Author: Sorry, I had to.
runs in)Hey
64 bit retards!Don't
talk that way about my pal Mario, you... you... umm... dork!Ha
ha ha! Hey, Author, I hear you geeks are having a race! Howzabout some
of you 64-bit nerds take on a 128-bit hedgehog?We'll
race you anytime!Yeah!Where'd
you come from? Why don't you go fight Ganondorf or something, you
stupid little elf boy!Hey!
Don't talk that way about my ears!
walks in)Hey
Sonic, whats going on?I'm
about to waste one of the 64-bit nerds in a race!s
fall on )Author: I just had to! So,
who's gonna race Sonic?
I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YOU!Author: Sorry, only 1 on 1. I
can take him! I can take him!s
fall on )Looks
like Grandpa is out of the competition!That's
it, I've had enough! I'll race him!Author: ALL RIGHT!
and disappear and reappear
in the water)Author: Our match is a surfing race! Momma
mia!s
fall on )HAHAHAHAHAHA!s
beat up )Author: I just had- All: WE KNOW! Author: Shut up or I'll do the Full House routine! All: NOOOOOOOOO! Author: That's better. All
right you bad graphic, it's time to race!Go
Sonic go!
kicks out the bleachers)
and start surfing)GO
JUMPMAN!I
thought I was Jumpman?Oh
yeah, hi Jumpman!DON'T
CALL ME THAAAT!Hey,
you're cheating!No
I'm not!Hey,
your fly is open!WHAT?
OH NO!
passes up )HEY!
NO FAIR!)HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm gonna win!s,
in trucks, fall on )Hey
Cranky! I got you some popcorn!I
don't want yer stupid 64-bit popcorn, get me some 8-bit popcorn or I'll
hit you with my cane!Oh,
all right Cranky.Ha
ha ha! With my new invention, I can set a bomb in Luigi's hat!Hey,
you just blabbed out your secret plan to everyone!AWW
MAN!
gets ahead again)Face
it dork, you can't surf!YES
I CAN! YES I CAN! YES I CAN!
throws a pizza in 's face
and falls off the board)TAKE
THAT, DREAMCAST BOY! HAHAHAHA!
wins)Author: LUIGI IS THE WINNER! Man,
I could've beat that dork!Luigi,
I now crown you king of the.... um... What is it again Author?Author: The crown of the king of nerds! Yeah,
what he said!
kisses on the cheek)EEEWWW!
I KISSED LUIGI!Author: Well, that's the end! s
fall on everyone)I
just had to.
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