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Row: Mario, Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi, Kamek the MagiKoopa, H Cuz, Ash Middle Row: Pikachu, Pidgey, Pidgeotto, Arbok, Weezing, Meowth, Cow King Bottom Row: Cranky, Jessie, James, Misty, Brock, Barney, Dr. Wily Not pictured: Dexter the Pokédex |
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| Well,
it's a new BOTVGH episode.I wonder
what will happen today?
appears)
Maybe
Dr. Wily will try to take over the BOTVGH archives again. Oh
noooooOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
steps on a banana peel and goes flying out of the episode) Okay,
maybe not. We
have to wait for the writer to think of something.I wonder
who the writer is,
anyway?Hi there.Urrrrgggghhhh.
Go away, H Cuz,
I'm not in a good mood today. You're
never in a good mood, are you Cranky?Well, there
was that day back
in '83..... Actually,
I've decided to lay off of Cranky today. I'm going to introduce a new
character. Thank
goodness!! My back is still sore from that last episode you did! And
what new character is that? The last time you tried to introduce new
characters,
they only lasted two episodes.Well Yoshi,
I think you know
this guy. Drum-roll please!!! Pikachu!
does a drumroll)He
is one of the most notorious
villains in 16-bit history, even though
he appeared in only two games! He's so popular, he's a favorite subject
of all sorts of websites and fanfiction! There
are a ton of untold tales about this fellow..... In any case, please
welcome
Bowser's former babysitter, the one, the only, KAMEK THE MAGIKOOPA!!!! All: WHAT???!?!?!?! steps
through) Well?
Isn't anyone happy to see me? ........... ........... ........... ........... I'll
take that as a "yes".Kamek, what
in the world are
you doing here? I
visited this site before and decided to check it out myself. You
people and your newfangled magic wands, when I was a lad the only thing
we could do with magic wands was hit people over the head with 'em! You
mean like this? (Bops
with
his wand) No,
no, not like that.... here, give me the wand and let me show you. Ummm,
I wouldn't do that if I were you.... Shut
up Mario! I know what I'm doing!!.... Here, Crank, let's see.
(Hands
the wand) It
was more like this. (Hits
repeatedly over the head) Is
this supposed to be hurting me? Eh?!
Take THIS, then! (fires the wand at ) Guess
I showed him.
(
grows to ten times his normal size)Good job. Stupid old
prune, you don't
know magic! You can't use it. Grrrrrr. At
least I still have the wand. (pulls
another magic wand out of his robes) Oh.... Hey
Mario! What say we battle? .................... I'll
take that as a yes.... WAITWAITWAIT!!!!!!!......
Ummmmmm... how about a Pokémon battle instead? Yer
on!
(Later) Ladies
and gentlemen, mushrooms and Koopas!!!! This Pokémon match is
set
to begin! Super Mario is going to battle the evil MagiKoopa, Kamek! Hey,
I thought I was the one who battled with
Pokémon. Shut
up and watch. Poké
Ball, go!!!
(
appears) Pidgaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!!!!! Ha!
What a joke! I'll choose........ myself!! But
you're not a Pokémon!!
(
points his magic wand and a Poké Ball appears.
disappears. The Poké Ball opens and
comes out.) I
am now!! Hey,
what type of Pokémon is that?! I'll
ask Dexter!Dexter the Pokédex: Kamek, a MagiKoopa Pokémon. It is known to have powerful magical abilities. Approach with extreme caution. Oh
man. Pidgeotto,
wing attack!!Pidgaww!!!!
(Tries to use Wing
Attack on ,
but it didn't affect enemy !) Oh,
brother. Is that the best you can come up with? (Gestures at
and turns into
a !) !!!!!......
You de-evolved it!!Eeeeeee ha
ha ha!!!! I
guess I did, didn't I?! I'm
almost sure that violates some Pokémon League
rule...... It's
my special attack. I think I'll use it again.... (points his
wand
at and
it becomes an egg!!!!) Mama
mia!! Pidgeo------- errr, I mean, Pidgey egg, return!! (recalls Pidgey
egg) That
was quite a battle.... if you could call it that. Yeah.......
but something's missing.
(Smoke fills the room) Here
they are now........ (sigh) Prepare
for trouble! Make
it double!, , , and :
Aaaauuuugggghhhh!!!!!!! To
protect the world from devastation! To
unite all peoples within our nation! GO
AWAY!!!!!!!!!! PIKAPI!!!!!!! If
you interrupt us again, we'll have to start over!
( and
shut up) That's better. *ahem* To
denounce the evils of truth and
love..... To
extend our reach to the stars above....... Jessie! James! *yawn* Team
Rocket, blast off at the speed of light! Surrender
now, or prepare to fight! Meowth!!
That's right!!!!!..... What's that noise?
( , , , and
were all snoring) Hah!
Your dumb motto put them to sleep! Back in my day....., , ,
and :
YAAAWWWWNNNN!!!!!!, , ,
and start snoring
also) Everybody's
falling asleep. Well,
DUH.......... Actually, now that you mention it, I could use a little
nap
myself..... HELLO??!!!?!!
We're in the middle of a freakin' BATTLE here!!!! Everybody RISE AND
SHINE!!!!!!!!
(makes an explosion and everyone wakes up) Would
someone explain to me what Team Rocket's doing here? I
assume they're here for Ash's Pikachu. Wait
a minute..... is that robed turtle a Pokémon?He is now!
He's Pokémon
#152, Kamek!!Forget the Pikachu, this
"Kamek" must be extremely rare. Let's
nab it!!!! Oh
brother, here goes another Pokémon battle. Go,
Arbok! And
Weezing!
(
and appear) Eh? You
wanna rumble? Ahhh ha
ha ha haaa!!!! How unfortunate..... for you.
(
zaps Team Rocket with a lightning bolt) Pika...
CHUUUU!!!!!!! (uses Thunderbolt on Team Rocket)
Let's get outta here while
the gettin's good!
casts a spell and the ground erupts like a volcano under Team
Rocket. , , , ,
and go flying), ,
and : Looks like Team
Rocket's
blasting off again!!! I
bet they went into a dimensional vortex. Which
means what? You
don't watch much science fiction, do you, Bowser? Team Rocket probably
went into a portal-like opening that will drop them off in another
dimension.
Maybe they'll land in another fanfiction. Dimensional travel is my
specialty.
How do you think I've battled everyone from Sailor Moon to Bowser? ??????? Uhhhh....
forget it. I doubt anyone outside the author knows what I'm talking
about. You're
probably right, but you should read the handbook -- no in-jokes
concerning
something that only the author knows about. What?!
(uses his magic wand to create a portal to the Handbook, then enters it) Mama
mia, what's he up to now?
(
reappears)A-hem!
Nowhere does the
handbook state that, or anything of the sort! That's
'cause it's in the characters' handbook, not the authors' handbook. Characters'
handbook????? You
know, all the rules laid forth by various authors in episodes, that H
Cuz
is too lazy to put in the handbook. Huh? It's
true, isn't it? Ummm,
errr, that is, uhhh............ Well? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(runs away) Oops. I
think we may have gotten to him. It
was bound to happen sometime. I
lose more writers that way. I
guess that since H Cuz has gone out of his mind, we have no choice but
to end this episode. OK,
but there is just this one small issue...... And
what's that? I've
been here one whole episode and I haven't seen a single cow...... Oh,
we can fix that, can't we Cow King? Sure!
If it's a cow you want, it's a cow you'll get!! Aaaccckkk!!!!!
WAIT! No! I didn't mean----
*THUD!!!* .....that............ Heh
heh... welcome to the archive, Kamek. Oh,
shut up....
***THE END*** I
don't get it..... where are we? I
don't know. Hey, there's someone over there! Let's ask it for
directions! MEOWTH!!!!
Hold it! Don't go near it!!!! It's-------- Excuse
me, sir, could you tell us where--- Ack!!!
It's too late!!! Hoo
hoo! Hello, boys and girls! AAAAAA!!!!
Weezing, quick! Use your Poison Gas Cloud! Weezing!!!
(Shoots a Poison Gas Cloud but
is unaffected!) RUN
FOR IT!!!!! Oooohhhh,
when I get my hands on that author..........!!!!
(Everyone on BOTVGH Island is watching
chase Team Rocket on TV) Eeeee
ha ha!!! Now, THIS is entertainment....!!!
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