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Row: Mario, Luigi, Toad, Yoshi, Kamek, Bowser, Peach, Wario, Mallow Second Row: Geno, H Cuz, Ian, UDX, THEPENGUIN, Sean Kelly, Dr. Wily, Cow King, General Cowamov Third Row: Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Jessie, James, Meowth, "The Rock", Jim Phelps Bottom Row: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Kirby, Blob, Drefyus X, Cranky Not Pictured: Kelly Jr, Stagehands |
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Hello
is this thing on? Okay.
Hello
and welcome to the pre-award show. For the BOTVGH awards. this
will include have interviews will some of the presenters and
nominees.
First we have Kelly Jr. who will be presenting Best Over-all main
character.
Hi Kelly Jr.
Kelly Jr: Hi. Now
you might know that Cranky Kong is nominated for this award.
And also that you had an incident
with him a
few
years back.
Kelly Jr: OF COURSE THERE WAS!!! HE SENT ME TO THE HOSPITAL IN SEASON 3!!!! Okay
do you plan revenge at the awards?
Kelly Jr: Of course not. (grins) Yes.
Okay, talking about the award for Best Over-all main character.
You might be wondering who will win the bet made in the last
episode.
Well we have the 2 participants of the bet, Mario and Cranky, on
hand.
Mario, who will have to wrestle "The Rock"?
Well
Cranky of course. I will win this award very easily.
Not
so fast Jumpman. I will be more popular than you for the rest
of my life.
Which
won't be that long.
Why
you little....
Whoa
guys! How about the other nominees?
They
are are just boring SMB characters. And Pikachu. Well, he does not
have a chance.
Yeah
I don't even know why the new guy got nominated anyway.
Well
we will just have to see. Next we have 4 kids who are making
their official BOTVGH debut, the South Park Gang!
South Park Gang: Yeah hi. Okay.
Now who got the idea for Stan's nominated surprise guest appearance
at Christmas?
It
was all my idea. You see I am Stan here's manager so you better
listen to me from now on.
Cartman
you're not my manager. I was invited by the author to appear
in the episode.
NO.
I AM YOUR MANAGER. I AM I AM I AM!!!!!
Whatever
Cartman.
Well
you are also presenting today I heard.
Mphh
Mphh Mphh Mphh Mphh!!
Kenny
says that Cartman will not tell us because he says it is a surprise.
It
is.
Well
we will see at the awards. That will be shortly first we have one
more guest. He is...
comes)
(in
booming voice) STRAIGHT FROM THE CASTLE OF XANO. IT IS
DREFYUS
X!!!!!!!!
Whoa!!!!!
Okay Drefyus you are presenting best overall author who is your
favorite to win.
Who
knows we shall see.
Yes
we shall. And we shall right now! The awards start in
5...4...3...2...1...ON
TO THE AWARDS!!!,
comes up on the stage) Hello and welcome to the first
annual BOTVGH awards where we'll
celebrate
the best of the BOTVGH Archive over its last 2 seasons. We have
been
introduced to stuff such as gripping plots and Pokémon. Tonight
we celebrate them. Let's give a hand for our first group of
presenters.
The seekers of Pikachu, Team Rocket.
(Smoke fills the stage) Prepare
for trouble!
Make
it double!
To
protect the world from devastation!
To
unite all peoples within our nation!
To
denounce the evils of truth and love.....
To
extend our reach to the stars above.......
Jessie!
James!
Team
Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender
now, or prepare to fight!
Audience: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HEY
YOU! WAKE UP SO WE CAN PRESENT THE AWARD FOR FUNNIEST PLOT!!!
This
reward celebrates the episodes that use "unique" comedy.
So
let's look at the nominees.
And
the winner of the Funniest Plot is:
and : KIRBY'S GONE MENTAL!
comes up on stage)
Wow!
Well I will have to thank the author of the episode, THEPENGUIN,
and
all the cast. Thanks!!
leaves)
Our next 2 presenters
co-stared in one of the best games for the
SNES.
Please welcome Geno and Mallow.
Greetings,
today we are presenting best story-line.
These
are stories that grip you until the very end.
And
the nominees are:
And
the winner is:
DR.
WILY'S TIME ATTACKS!!
comes to accept the award)
Okay I will give away right
now this is the only award that I will
recieve,
so no more worrying about my episodes' so-called take
over all
awards. (laughs) I came up with the idea to make a sequel to A Whole
Lot
of Trouble in Time just as I was finishing the story. I later
developed
the episode with a Mission: Impossible/James Bond theme because of the
fact that I was currently enjoying re-runs of the MI revival series
(the
1988 one). Well that's it. Thanks for the votes.
Now let's welcome our favorite
TV cartoon kids. Currently staring
in their own N64 game the South Park gang!!
Wow
thanks guys.
We
our here to present best guest appearance.
Mpph
Mpph Mpph Mpph.
Kenny
has a point there Cartman. Why are we presenting an award that
I am nominated in?
Because
you will be up here when you win. That is all part of my
job as being your manager.
You
are not.
YES
I AM. I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM...........
Stagehand 1: Whoops! ....I
AM I AM I AM I AM I AM I.....
(looking
up): WATCH OUT!!!!!
)
Oh
my god! The stagehands killed Kenny!
What
will we do?
(from
backstage): Carry on.
Well
any way the nominees are:
(Sean
Kelly's 1997 Christmas Special) (Dr. Wily's
Time Attacks)(Christmas
Special 1998: Spiritual Problems)(Kirby's Gone
Mental)And
the winner is:
THE
DRAGON BALL Z CHARACTERS!!
We
will accept this award on their behalf. BUT WE SHOULD HAVE WON!
Maybe
next year Cartman. Let's sign up for some future episodes.
(sobbing):
*sniff* Okay!
Okay. Well our next presenter
is the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Please welcome Princess Peach Toadstool!
Thank
you. I am here to present the award for best
mini-series.
And the nominees are:
And
the winner is: THE RETURN OF WARIO!
I
will accept this award on Matt Broussard's behalf.
leaves)
Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome the mighty Drefyus X!
Greetings.
Now we are going to find out who the best BOTVGH author
is. And the nominees are:
And
the winner is THEPENGUIN!!!!!!!!
comes up)
Uhh..
What can I say I won an award! How about how I started to write
episodes
for BOTVGH.. My first
I think was the Cow
King
which I first officially made the BOTVGH personality we like to call
Cow
King. (Season 2, Episode 14.) Something else to talk about.. what
inspires
me to make these episodes. Well I like to show how Nintendo's favorite
lovable characters are really like and I really want to make people to
get away from the everyday hustle and bustle of school and other stuff
like that and just go on the 'Net and read a really good funny BOTVGH
episode.
And now my new motto is: "If an episode isn't good enough, don't even
bother
touching the keyboard". Also TV shows inspire me to make episodes what
would happen if our favorite Nintendo characters replaced such funny
shows
as the Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Seinfeld? Also anther think to talk
about is I want to personally want to thank Sean Kelly for saving
BOTVGH
from being obsolete. In conclusion I just want to say I'm glad the
people
chose me as best author..
leaves)
(wiping teers from his eyes)
Oh that was
touching. Well here is the newest member of the BOTVGH cast. Kamek the
MagiKoopa!
walks up onto
the stage)
Come
on. Cheer for me.
Cheer
or else I will not present the award for Best Main Character in
an
episode.
And
the nominees are:
(Matt
Broussard's 1997 Christmas Episode) (Kirby's Gone
Mental!)(A Whole Lot
of Trouble in Time) (Toad's gone
NUTS!)(Dr. Wily's
Time Attacks) (Matt
Broussard's 1998 Christmas Episode: The
Return
of Wario)
Well
lookie here. The winner is MARIO!!!
as
he comes to the stage)
Thank
you all. Well in this episode I tried to replace Santa as
Mega
Man, Samus, and Link tried to save him. It was so good that Mr.
Sean
Kelly decided to put it in his episode. Well maybe I should stay up
here
because I know I am going to win the next award.
Mario go back to your seat
please.
Okay.
Well thanks for the award.
Everyone please welcome Kelly
Jr.
Kelly Jr: Hello everyone. I am going to present the BOTVGH best over-all main character award. All of the characters are really good and... Be
quiet and give me my award.
Kelly Jr: You want it Cranky, you got it. on the head
with the trophy)
Ouch!
Why you little whippersnapper.
Kelly Jr: That was for sending me to the hospital! Sit
down Cranky. Anyway you know that I am going to win.
Kelly Jr: The nominees for best overall main character are: and : WHAT!!!!!!!
, , ,
and walk up to the stage)
PIKA
PIKA CHU!!!!!!!
Well,
it looks as if the underdog won.
Yeah!
After only 1 season Pikachu here beat everyone to make it on top.
Yeah,
and Blob just told me this. According to their bet both Mario and
Cranky will face The Rock after the ceremonies in a handicapped match.
and : WHAT!!!!!!! (faint)
and are carried away to
the wrestling arena)
Okay expect that match soon.
Now, please welcome Luigi and Bowser.
Now
it is time for the best overall recurring characters.
As
H Cuz previously said, these are non-video game characters that deserve
time in the spotlight.
And
the nominees are:
And
the winner is...
COW
KING!!!
comes to the stage)
Thank
you, thank you. You love me, you really do love me.
Just
to be a good sport, I have something for the losers.
drops onto all the other nominees)
Why
did you hit me boss?
Because
you lost.
leaves the stage)
Now to present the final
award, Blob.
comes onto the stage)
Now
it is time to see what is the best overall episode. The nominees
are:
And
the winner is.... Well it looks like we have a tie. The
winners
are KIRBY GOES MENTAL & BOTVGH OLYMPICS.
and come up to the stage)
Oh
boy. WE WON. I-I-I am at a loss for words. Well I will just accept
this
award and leave. H Cuz?
Well,
I am very honored to have won this award, especially this being the first
of (hopefully) many BOTVGH awards ceremonies to
come. Although
I'm kept busy running the page, I like to write a good BOTVGH episode
myself
once in a while... and it was almost a year ago that my first episode
went
up. Truth be told, I wrote the BOTVGH Olympics LONG before it went up,
but I had plenty of time to make small improvements, and now it -- and
Kirby's Gone Mental -- has won this award. I have to thank the cast for
being so cooperative -- most of them, anyway -- and I have to thank all
the people who voted for my ep. And, of course, I must also thank Sean
for coming up with the whole Awards idea, Mike for being the
Co-webmaster,
and last but not least, Martin Smith, for starting the whole thing, and
also for supplying me with pictures during Season 4... and now,
returning
to BOTVGH!! Thanks to all the other writers for the inspiration! Thanks
to everyone who comes to this site! Thanks to you, our counter has
exceeded
25,000!!! YOU GUYS RULE!!!! And, well... I guess that's it.
and leave the stage)
Well that was the first annual
BOTVGH awards. Goodnight everyone.
leaves)
Ladies
and Gentlemen! It is time for the main event. First
let me introduce our special guest referee Kamek!!
comes to the ring dressed a referee ( ))
This
handicapped match is sceduled for one fall. First coming
down
to the ring from Nintendo Land, Mario and Cranky Kong.
comes down in wrestling attire ( )
with who is dressed like
he usually is)
What
is with that silly pink jumpsuit.
This
is my wrestling get up.
Well
you don't need any fancy costumes to get in a fight.
And
their opponent from Miami, Florida weighing 275 pounds the World
Wrestling
Federation Champion. The Rock!
comes down to the Ring)
Okay
you two. The match goes until someone gets pinned. Start.
, , ,
and have front row seats)
Oh
boy this is going to be so exciting.
Pikachu!!
Yeah.
Nothing like watching a wrestling match after winning a big award.
Right Misty?
Um
right. I just don't get this wrestling stuff.
Shhh.
The match is starting.
and )
This
is going to be an easy match.
Not
so fast Rock. I know a move or two!
charges at but
grabs him and gives him the Rock Bottom)
Take
that you Nintendo Jamboni.
Not
so fast Rocky.
runs into the ring and whacks
on the head with his cane, knocking him out cold. And
recovers)
Uhhh...What
happened.....Oh I got him.
pins )
One......Two.......Three!!!
The
winners of the match. Mario and Cranky Kong.
and leave)
(to ): Hey ref why didn't
you disqualify those Jombonis when they hit me on the head with a
foreign
object?
What?
I didn't see anything. (Hits
on the head with his wand and leaves)
I
don't get these guys.
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