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| Top Row: Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Kirby, Peach Bottom Row: Samus Aran, Mega Man, Wario, Link, Toad, Santa Claus |
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| Note:
It is highly recommended that one reads the 2-part BOTVGH Christmas
Special
from Season
2 before reading this, since
this
is kind of a "sequel" to that.......Hey
everyone, guess what?!?! Everyone: What? It's
Christmas!!Everyone: ........... ............doesn't
anyone care?Shut up,
Mario...we all feel too sick to get "Christmasy".....Well you
shouldn't have eaten so much turkey.....
looks around, and sees piles upon piles of turkey bones, and a ton of
other
leftover Thanksgiving food)And....
it might have helped if me and Peach hadn't cooked so much......I told
you we shouldn't have exposed the turkey to highly-concentrated
gamma rays!!! But NOOOOO, you just didn't want to follow the recipe!!!Hey, it
wasn't my idea!! Dr. Wily suggested the recipe....Sigh.....At least
I have the energy to get in the Christmas mood!!I'm
surprised that you haven't dropped dead yet, Link.After
playing The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for 3 weeks non-stop
and beating it 7 times? Ha!! The very thought is to laugh upon...Mama-mia....
can't you shut up about that game already, Link?No.Well come
on, help me get everyone up.Sorry, I
can't. Still got another Skulltula to kill in Kakariko Village!!Hmmmm.......what
about Christmas shopping?Everyone: CHRISTMAS SHOPPING?!?!? AUGGGHHH!!! I knew
that would work.Hey
Mario, did you know that on the 3rd dungeon of Ocarina of Time, if
you do blah, blah, blah, it will blah?Link....Blah,
blah, blah, blah......I
don't care.You're
just jealous that you don't have a cool 256-meg game out like mine,
aren't you?Don't
start that again, Link..In my
day, we didn't have any of those fancy polygon graphical
whatchamacallits
in games...no way....we had real graphics with real gameplay. Why back
in those days---Everyone: SHUT UP!!! And
everyone says I'M grumpy...No,
you're not Grumpy, Grumpy's one of the 7 dwarfs, you're Cranky.
WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)Yeah,
yeah...lame joke, I know. I'm sorry!!Hmmm....I
wonder what the plot to this BOTVGH Christmas special will be....Well,
last Christmas the author did a Christmas BOTVGH about Wario kidnapping
Santa... remember when that happened, guys?Ah,
yes.....and I turned out to be the "real" hero of the day....yep...it
was my genius that saved Santa....my cunning tricks, my charming
personality,
and my trusty sword, the Master Sword...heheh...Actually,
wasn't it Samus who saved the day?Um.....Lemme
check it out..... ( checks
out the BOTVGH Archives......)
(to ) 10 bucks says
I did most of the work, kid....You're
on...Yeah...Samus
was pretty much the hero... plus, she had gotten a date with
Santa.@#$!&......Anyway,
this episode, judging from the title, should be just a re-run of
what happened last year...sucks, doesn't it?Can't the
writer come up with anything original?I'm
afraid not, Toad...Just
wait, everybody.... Santa will show up any second now, and Wario will
come kidnap him.... in it)WHAT
HAPPENED???
gets out of his crashed sleigh)IT'S
SANTA!!!!!!YAY!!SANTA!!YAHOO!!!!!!Bah.Yippee!!!
It's SANTA!!!!!STOP
REPEATING YOUR LINES FROM LAST YEAR!!Sorry!!Sorry!!Sorry!!Sorry!!Bah!!Hahahahahahahah!!! You really thought
I'd repeat my evil plan from last
year, didn't you?!?!Huh?!?! (removes mask)...Gasp!!
It's Wario!!!Heheheheheheh!!!
I'm through with going after Santa... after all, it's
you guys that messed up my perfect plans last year, so why bother
trying
create a new plan?I'll
handle this, people....AHEM.......(in a
heroic voice) Why dost thou come with such evil in thine mind? Dost
thou not knoweth that I shalt smite thee with mine mighty Master Sword
of righteousity and power?Cut the
dramatics, Link....Listen,
Wario, if you're here to start some trouble, fine with me, but......DO
IT ON SOME OTHER DAY!!! IT'S THE FREAKIN' CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, YOU
LITTLE
@#$%&!!!!!It's nice
to see someone has the good ol' Christmas spirit.I'm here
to kidnap you!!!Kidnap
who?YOU!!!
(points to , ,
and )Us?Yes.Oh. Why?You're
the guys that ruined my plans of destroying Santa last year!!!We are?Yes.Us?Yes!!Are you
sure?ARRRGGGHH!!!
NO MORE QUESTIONS!!!Just one
more. How are YOU going to capture us?With the
most dangerous thing on the planet!!!! (pulls out a copy of Cruisin'
USA!!!), ,
and fall asleep at
the
sight of the game)HEHEHEHEHEH!!
Nothing is more boring than that game!!!! Whahaha!!!
(shoves , ,
and into a sack)
flies away on the stolen sleigh)Oh
shoot....Writer: Yes, what wil happen to Mario and the gang? Wil they be forced to relive the drama of last year's Christmas? Or will this be the start of a new adventure? Find out when part 2 is released!!!! |
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