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Row: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, Cow King Middle Row: Mallow, Geno, Blob, Mega Man, Proto Man, Dr. Wily, Diddy Kong Bottom Row: Samus Aran, Link, Cranky, the Christmas Spirits (Past, Present, and Yet-to-Come), and introducing Mr. Red-Eyed Guy |
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has kidnapped the Spirits
of Christmas and as a result everyone is losing their Christmas spirit.
Meanwhile , , ,
and were in the
viewing room
watching 99 hours of Christmas Specials and they just finished)
Boy were those specials cheery.Yeah real nice.Let's continue this episode.Okay let's go.
Hello everyone, happy holidays!Happy holidays. Bah, humbug.We do not like crummy holidays.Princess! What are you saying?!
It's me, Mario!Don't use that dumb line.
I am sick of you trying to control things.Luigi, I am your brother.Yeah. My older brother that
takes all the credit.Something really weird is going
on 'round here.You can say that again Toad.Something really weird is going
on 'round here.Hey Cranky what happened?What do you mean what happened?
Everybody just came to their senses and
found out how dumb this silly archive is.Everyone, let's get out of here., ,
and left to a more
HAPPY place)Yoshi, why did we have to go to
Yoshi's Island?Because with the Super Happy
Tree no one can ever be in poor spirits.I just wonder what happened.
appears)
I am Mr. Red Eyed Guy. I am the BOTVGH guardian. I have been watching
you
since the beginning of the archive.So are you like God or
something?Not exactly. I watch over the
archive looking for problems that the characters
can't fix on their own. Now that you have this problem I've decided to
come down and help you out.So what happened to the archive?Dr. Wily has kidnapped the
Spirits of Christmas. As a result everyone is
losing their Christmas spirit and becoming grumpier and grumpier.Then why don't we have poor
spirits?Since you have been watching
the 99 hr Christmas special marathon, you
are very high in Christmas spirits and you are not affected.Then we need to do something.I thought you were going to say
that. Good luck on your journey. Farewell.
disappears)
What are we going to do Mario?First we need help. Toad, go
through Nintendo land and find anyone who
has also watched the the Christmas Marathon.Okey dokey.
searches and he finds , ,
and . They go into a briefing
room and comes out
dressed
as a drill sergeant.)
All right troops. We have a war to win against a mad scientist so be
prepared. How do you like my new look?Link, be quiet and let Mario
talk.Continue, Mario.Your dossier is pretty
impressive. After you rescued Santa from Wario
last year, I'm sure you are the only ones for the job. Your mission is
head over to Skull Castle and free the Spirits of Christmas., ,
and : Yes sir!, ,
and march off
and
turns back into )
Now what do we do?We need to try and restore
everyone's Christmas spirit.I know, we need Santa Claus.But Santa does not start work
for a few more days.I know!
turns into  )
Not that get-up again.Well, it's worth a try.Well you need someone to pull
the sleigh.
becomes Yoshi the Red-Nosed Dino with antlers ( ))
Well, I guess I can help too.
becomes an elf ( ))
Neat. I want to turn into something now.
becomes Mousey-Blob ( ))
**Squeak** Very funny. You can change me back now.
turns back into )
I guess I can just be navigator.Are you sure you can drive that
thing?Sure I'm sure. Let's go.All right. Yoshi, are you ready?Yes I am.Okay. Up, up, and away!!, ,
and have reached
Mega Land)
So this is your home turf, Mega. Very creepy... (looking at his boots): Yucky
too.It's only like this around
Wily's place. Let's go.
What are we going to do now? I'm scared.
appears)
Hey. I saw you were in a jam and decided to lend a hand. Why do you only come on times
like this?Never mind that. Proto, Dr.
Wily has kidnapped the spirits of Christmas.
Will you help us?Sure, why not.
You will not get away with this Wily.We need to spread cheerfulness
to the land.
nods)
There is not a chance that I will set you free. Ha ha ha ha., ,
and come charging
in)
Wily, I thought you learned your lesson after you tried to take over
the
archive earlier this season.Yeah.I will never
give up until I succeed.Wily, unhand the Spirits. Yeah, let them go.Never!!!!
presses a button and a cage surrounds , ,
and . Using a
crane, he
moves the cage above a vat of boiling acid) We're in trouble now.You can say that again. We're in trouble now.Sheesh, that's the second time
this episode that joke has been used.Ha ha ha. After
I press this button, all that will be left of you will
be little skeletons.But me and Proto Man are robots.Never mind
that. Oh, I have been waiting for thi---- Ummm boss, I hear a noise.Guts Man, be
quiet. Can't you see I'm busy here?But boss, it sounds like
something is falling.GO AWAY BEFORE
I THROW YOU INTO THE ACID!!!!!Okay, but don't say I didn't
warn you.... (
leaves)Now where was
I? Oh yes, I was going to dump you into the..... hey, what's
that noise?'s
sleigh, driven by ,
comes crashing
through the roof and sends
flying toward the lake)
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(walking around dazed) See, I told you I could drive that thing.
faints)
Is anyone here?, ,
and : GET US DOWN
FROM
HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hey Mario, everyone is in that
cage.I will get them down.
lets everyone down)
We did it! We beat Wily!You mean Blob beat Wily.Whatever.I'm outta here. (Teleports out)Me too. (Teleports out), , , ,
and find and
release
the spirits)
Thank you. Now we can restore the Christmas spirit.And we can rest. Our life on
this world is very short, you know.
nods)
Time to go.
OK, let's get this sleigh back to the archive. (looks at )
Ummmm, can someone wake Blob up?
and return to the Archive for the BOTVGH Christmas Party)
Hey, Mario!What?I was wondering if as a
Christmas present you can give as a role in Super
Mario RPG 2?Sorry, you have to conduct that
business with Mr. Miyamoto.Hey Cranky, how does it feel to
be the only grumpy person around once again?Cranky!!Oh, the pressure, the pressure.
All these people, I must drop cows. s
start to fall on everyone)
I'll fix that.
catches all the s and
combines
them to form Ultra Cow ( ),
which throws at )
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
crushes )
Oh my god, Wario killed Cow King!!!Wait a second. Where did Stan
from South Park come from?It's just a small joke the
author put in.Well, he's not allowed here.Yes he is. South Park is coming
soon to Game Boy and N64.Whatever.I never really liked the Cow
King anyway.Don't worry. Just like Kenny,
he will mysteriously appear alive and well
in future episodes.Aw, shucks.
appears)
Mario, congratulations on your success.Well, I couldn't have done it
without you.You're right. Here, take this.
gives the Red-Eye
whistle)
Whenever you're faced with a problem you can't solve, blow this whistle
and I will come to help you.Thanks.Farewell, Mario.
disappears)
Hey Mario, it's time for the festive message.All right. Everyone, on three!
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