Spiritual Problems: Part 1
by Sean Kelly
 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Toad, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser

Bottom Row:
Dr. Wily, Guts Man, Blob, and the Spirits of Christmas (Past, Present, and Yet-to-Come)
 
At the BOTVGH Archive, everyone is getting ready for Christmas...

Christmas time again already.  It seems like just yesterday that we last set up Christmas trees.

Yeah that was quick.  What happened last year anyway?

Nothing much.  Ah lets see:
  • We were introduced to Blob who knocked Cranky into the lake.
  • Wario came and kidnapped Santa Claus.
  • Mario imitated Santa Claus.
  • Shigeru Miyamoto parachuted down to Nintendo Island.
  • Dixie bought a copy of Yoshi's Story 3-4 months before it came out.
  • Everyone had foul mouths.

What do you meen nothing happened?  That is a lot.

Well excuse me.

Oh Oh.....

comes and almost runs into  but  moves aside and  falls into the lake

Hah. Got ya.

Okay you got me that time.  Happy Holidays everyone.

Happy Holidays Blob.

Hey I brought presents.

Everyone: Yeah!!!!

Meanwhile in Skull Castle

Happy Holidays boss.

Bah.  How can I be happy?  I had the archive won.  But the Villain's just had to turn on me.

Well you were a tyrant and nobody likes tyrants.

Did I ask your opinion?  Well my new plan will make the characters beg for mercy.  Oh this one is going to be...

Suddenly  using the powers of the Crystal Coconut appears in front of Wily in Holographic form.

Wait one minute Wily.  This episode is a Christmas special, and the handbook clearly states that all big take over the world schemes must be used in regular season episodes.  So what ever you have planned,  DROP IT!!!!!!

disappears

Shucks.  Now I will have to make a new plan.

Meanwhile our hero's are enjoying holiday Archive life

Does anyone want to watch the 99 Hr. Christmas Special Marathon?

: Sure.

, and  head into the viewing room

I don't get this Christmas stuff.

Come on Cranky get into the mood.

Bah.  Humbug.

Come on Cranky have some Spirit.  I feel weird........

A mushroom person comes

Mushroom: Merry Christmas Princess!

Christmas.  Bah Humbug.

Mushroom: You're mean.

Mushroom leaves

Meanwhile at Skull Castle  has some prisoners.

Boss you kidnapped the Spirits of Christmas?

Yeah.  If I can't be in good spirits this Christmas no one will!

You cannot do this.  All the people will turn into Scrooges if you don't let us go.

Yes, don't you have any heart?

No I don't.  (He looks at ) Hey why don't you ever talk?

just looks at  with an evil look

Forget it. Anyhow now that everyone has no more Christmas Spirit they will be sour enough to give the BOTVGH Archive to me!!!!  That is, after the regular season starts up again.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

What will happen?  Will Wily's plan work?
To be continued...