Episode 7!
Battle of the Beards (Or, When Canes Clash)
by Rob Gilnack
 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Mallow, Geno, Bowser, Frogfucius, Cranky Kong, Princess Peach, and the Cow King.
 
Well it's another episode of BOTVGH.

Oh man! And I bet they got another stupid author too!

(A lightning bolt hits )

He he, who saw that one coming?

(Silence fills the room)

Um, Geno? Was that supposed to be a joke?

Beats me, I was just reading the script.

( Trying to stand ) Dang, how much did the author pay you to say that corny joke?

(Another lightning bolt hits )

Did you know that in all the episodes we lived through, we never once got paid?

HA! Back in the good old days we would be working around the clock throwing barrels and loving every second of it. That was our pay!

????: Some 'Good old days' everything was 2D.

All: Who said that?!

(???? steps out of the shadows.........it's !)

Oh it's you. What are you doing here?

I'm here because the author wrote me in.

Well DUH.

(Yet another lightning bolt hit )

Let's cut to the chase, why are you here?

To challenge you to a duel of wits.

(Whispering to ) This shouldn't take long.

All right, let's go!

( snaps his fingers and a  falls tward )

(But it falls on !)

Sorry, I couldn't resist!

Grrrrrr, I wish something would happen that would determine the winner!

( takes a step back.)

Huh?

(A ring of 10 s fall on ............... THUD!!!!!)

Be careful what you wish for Cranky, you might get it!

OK!!! I wish Peach would fall in love with me!!

( 40  fall in . )

Wow Mallow, you were right!

Ow, what do you maen? I didn't wish for that.

I did.

*Groan.*

('s watch beeps.)

Well looks like that's all the time we've got!

--THE END--