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Row (left to right): Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Mallow, Cranky, Ian, UDX, James Bond, Jim Phelps (from Mission: Impossible) Middle Row: Blob (not the Clayfighter one), Mega Man, Proto Man, Dr. Light, Dr. Wily, Eddie (a.k.a Flip-Top), Gravity Man, Air Man, Blizzard Man, Pharaoh Man Bottom Row: Bowser, Wario, Tinstar, Mo Crash, Speedy, Polly, Guido, Michelangelo, Kirby, Earthworm Jim Not Pictured: Black Bart, Shredder, King DeDeDe, and Dr. Wily's still-unknown Spy. |
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Author's
note: This episode
will make no sense if you don't read "A Whole Lot
of
Trouble in Time" from last season and make sure to read part
one first.
has taken control of the BOTVGH Archive renaming it the ROTVGV Archive.
Meanwhile the BOTVGH characters who were locked in the basement, are
just
finishing watching a taped episode of Episode 4 from season 3.)
That is my favorite episode.Yeah me too. I still don't know
why Kirby could think that Buster is a
girl.Don't blame me. Blame the
writer.Hey folks there's someone
coming through the window.Yeah there's a creepy Shadow.Who is it?It's a Bird.No it's a plane.No it's... Cranky Kong?????Hello everyboby. Sheesh I
leave for one day and the whole archive
is ruined.Cranky we have more problems
than that. Waaahhhhhhh!Oh look. Jumpman's a baby. I
guess that device is still around. Well let's
get out of here.Everybody: How?
comes)Hi everybody.James Bond is here?Yep and he is going to help us
sneak through the Archive.First we use
this temporary computer virus to take out the guards for a
sec.
carefully places the virus chip on the guards)Guards: jfkjfsd9^%$(&_)(#$UH(877Hh%%%%%%H*(^$%^&%$^(&**&$$&*)**_*(_ That's a mess of computer
language.Let's go.
enters a Video Game Store)Clerk: May I help you? Yes I heard that the N64 games
are selling like hotcakes.Clerk: Yes may I give you a choice of titles? Actually I would like some
games for the classic NES.Clerk: I don't know if we have any in stock. Check the back. Thanks.
goes to the back and he finds a mission tape and he places it into a
nearby
VCR)Voice: Good day Jim. The person you are looking at is Dr. Albert W. Wily. He was once the partner of famous robot designer Dr. Thomas Xavier Light. He left the partnership obsessed with using his creations to take over the world. His latest scheme is his capture of the BOTVGH archive. He let the Villains run free and he locked the Hero's in the basement. Your Mission, Jim, if you choose to accept it, is to get the Hero's to safety and regain control of what is now the ROTVGV Archive. IMF special agent Cranky Kong has already with help of James Bond of HM Secret services in London has rescued the characters and they brought them to a secure place. As always if any member of your IM force is caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Good luck Jim.
goes away and the VCR fills with smoke.
then rounds up a team made out of , , ,
and .)Normally I would use my normal
team but since you know the place better
I rounded you up for the mission.So when are we going to blast
Wily?No. We have to go in a good
fashion.Shucks.We will meet Cranky, Bond, and
the heros here (points at a place on the
Archive Map) at a secret room that only a few people know about.
Luckily Cranky was one of them. Then we will go through the halls
and enter a secret passage to the storage room here (points at another
place on the map). This mission will go easier when we have
Wily's
robots out of the Archive. Ian and UDX, your job is to find the
Robots
and get them to chase you out of the Archive.and : No Problemo.Now there is another
problem. The store room does have access to
the Archive but the door is Super Locked and can only be opened from
outside
the room. Mallow.Yes?You will sneak in through the
front door disguised as Smithy and unlock
the door when we give you the signal.But what if the real Smithy
comes?He has no knowledge that the
BOTVGH Archive has been taken over so he won't
be coming.How will you give me the signal?Easy, with this device (holds
up a belt). You just insert a Rumble
Pak into the buckle and when I press this a button on the control panel
the belt will vibrate. When you feel the vibrations get up and go
to the bathroom which is right by the storage room and unlock the door
when you're done just press the big red button on the belt. OK?OK.Alright. Lets go.
& go to find 's
robots, disguised as
Smithy
( ) goes to the archive undercover,
and , ,
and went to go
meet
and the others. Meanwhile the Video Game Villains are playing a
friendly
game of Go-Fish and they are talking about how things are going.)Wario do you have any 2s?(looking
at his cards and he has three 2s): Nah. Go Fish.Shredder: Hey Bowser and Wario. I thought you said this archive was fun? Black Bart: Yeah I would rather have stayed in East Driftwood. King DeDeDe: Maybe it is Wily who took the fun away. Yeah all he does is sit on his
big throne giving orders to everyone.Bowser go see
who that is.See what I mean? I'm
coming, I'm coming. Who's there?Hello it's
Smithy. I, umm, heard that the Archive is now controlled
by the villains. May I join?One sec. Let me check
with the boss. Hey Dr. Wily can Smithy
join?Sure all
villains are welcome to the ROTVGV Archive.Alright you can come in.
lets who is really
into the Archive)Thanks.
Now where is the Big Screen TV? The New York City Marathon
is on today.
& have found 's
robots)Hey metalbrains. You
found it easy to catch Video Game Characters.
But how can you do against us writers?Yeah. Or are you too chicken to
take us on?Hey it's 2 of the famous BOTVGH
Archive Writers.Dr. Wily will be proud of us if
we catch them.Yeah maybe he will give us a
medal or something.Let get 'em.OK UDX they are chasing
us. Now what do we do?I know. RUN!!!!!!!!!
& run away and the
robots
follow them. They then successfully leave the Archive.)into his communicator: Mr.
Phelps, we got the Robots to leave the Archive.in communicator: Good we will
start Phase 2. Make sure the Robots
don't make it back to the archive. Jim out.UDX I just got an idea to lose
them.How will we do that?Come on we have to go to New
York.New York? Why?You'll see.
has gotten into a conversation with King DeDeDe
about the marathon)The New York
City Marathon is so neat. All those runners.DeDeDe: Hmmm. Maybe I'll join it sometime. 's
Belt starts to vibrate)Oops I have to
go to the Potty.
goes to the bathroom and he unlocks the storage room door and presses
the
big red button on his belt.)I just had the sudden feeling
that this episode is going to get more exciting., ,
and comes out)Freeze Wily!How did you get
in here!!! I thought that door was locked from that
side.
takes off his mask revealing )Tada.You tricked
me. Gravity Man, Air Man, Pharaoh Man, Blizzard Man come
here now!!!!!!!Bad news Wily they are probably
half way to Metropolis by now.looking at the TV: I
think that is halfway through New York.
Look.Commentator: Hey look some late entries has just entered the marathon. It's 2 people in hats and 4 crazy robots. What do you think Andy? Andy: I don't know John. This is a real strange happening today. John: Hey look at that. The robots have now turned on some kind of Turbo booster. They are speeding up real fast. Hey they are slowing down. They stopped dead. Andy: They probably ran out of batteries John. John: They were probably using some cheap battery brand. That shows that you have to use Duracell. You can't top the copper-top. See Wily. Your robots are
out of the show.Spy: Dr. Wily I want my reward. You will get it
soon.Who is that?It looks like a mysterious
unknown Spy.I'll fix that.
writes a rule for no unknown Spys in the Handbook. And Spy's
true identity turns out to be no other than Psycrow  !!!!!)No my cover is blown.
comes)There you are Psycrow.
I've been looking for you. Eat dirt
worm-eater.
zaps )Yeouch! Dr. Wily I quit. I'm
leaving. You'll never get me to help you ever
again.Yeah sure
you're leaving.
aims the device at
and
presses the button marked Past)
turns into an Egg)Eggy :
This sucks!Waaaahhhhhhhh
waaaahhhhhhh!!!!Will he ever be quiet???????Maybe it's time to use the best
out of this situation. Oh Mario I got a
present for you.Pwesant?Yeah I got a nice star for you.Gimme
star, Gimme star, Mawio want star.OK. Here it is.
throws the star and he
becomes Super Baby Mario  !)Mario get the big mean doctor.
goes and he starts kicking
in the face)Hey stop that
before I send you for a nap.NO NAP.
gives a big punch)OUCH! Hey
everybody go get them.Wily we have been thinking.And we don't like you anymore.Shredder: So scram! and
& aim their
Mega Busters
at him)So Wily you are beat again.Are ya going to go peacefully
or do we have to use force?Like they
always say. He who rules and runs away, lives to rule another
day. See ya.
presses a button and laughing gas enters the archive while
leaves)Ha ha ha ha ha...Stop him...ha
ha ha...He is getting away.
We will get him eventually. Lets go.Well I guess that is a Mission
accomplished. I got to go see ya.
leaves)Yeah and I have
to catch a plane back to London.
leaves)Look Dr. Wily
left the Device behind.So what are you waiting for?
Change Mario back.
presses that button marked present changing
and back to normal)Boy. I feel I just lived my
whole life in just a few minutes.pointing to the TV: Hey
everyone take a look at this.John: And the winner of this year's New York City Marathon is... the person with the orange hat. And his name is...Yes it is Ian. He is about to say a few words. Let's go to the floor. I would like to thank my family
and friends plus I would like to thank
Jim Phelps for putting me on a mission which made me come here. I
would like to thank UDX for getting in 2nd place.Hey!And I would like to thank the
robots for chasing us here and I would like
to thank...Author: Ian went on and on until the wee hours of the morning and the ROTVGV Archive was turned back into the BOTVGH Archive and everybody lived happily ever after. Yeah and this is the last time
I am in an episode written by this author. |
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Well I'm not sure about their
qualifications... (looks
at the bill)
Oh hi!
faaarrrreeeeddddd I am the only one here, the other guys Oh Lisa
went to get some groceries Oh Johnny! And you young whippersnappers you
just watch the T.V. and I'll mama mia set it up! *hickup* *burp*
falls on 
(watch beeps) Oh, our time's up!
Would someone turn that music down!?
Uhh.. I kinda like it!