Season 4, Episode 4
Dr. Wily's Time Attacks, Part 1
by Sean Kelly
 
THE CAST
Top Row (from left):
Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, Wario, Cranky Kong, Wrinkly Kong, Donkey Kong

Middle Row:
Cut Man, Guts Man, Bright Man, Skull Man, Proto Man, Mega Man, Dr. Light, Dr. Wily, Eddie (a.k.a Flip-Top)

Bottom Row:
Kirby, Michaelangelo, Blob (not the Clayfighter one), Speedy, Polly, Guido, Tinstar, Mo Crash, and the Cow King.

Not Pictured:
Black Bart, Shredder, King DeDeDe, and Dr. Wily's still-unknown Spy.
 
Author's note: This episode will make no sense if you don't read "A Whole Lot of Trouble in Time" from last season.

(It is a dark day in Skull Castle...)

Yes, I've done it.  I have finished doing the modifications to the Time Altering Device.  Now it can concentrate its power on one being instead of everyone.

Spy: How did you do it Dr. Wily?

  Easy, I flipped this little switch at the back.

Spy: Oh.  Now what do we do?

We have to set a trap for the BOTVGH characters.  Now where is my pen.....

(Meanwhile at the archive)

Hello everybody.

Look Blob is here.

Oh hi Blob.  I was wanting to meet you.

Hey where's Cranky?

After he found out who's writing today's episode he decided to stay home.

Oh.  Okay what are we going to do.

I know, let's play Nintendo.

Everybody: Okay!

(Suddenly the mailman comes)

Mailman: I have a letter the BOTVGH characters.

Okay I'll take it.

( reads the message)

It says that we are invited to a Video Game Hero's Party.  And that all Video game heroes have to attend.

Weird. Should we go?

Let's go, I love parties.

Oh my! I need to have a shower.

(After the cast has a shower they arrive at party)

This Party is Big.  Hey there's Kirby.  Hey Kirb.

Do I know you?

No. But you are funny in all of your episodes.

Oh. Well I have to get to the buffet.

( goes and  and  come to )

Hey it's the bad cappuccino.

Oh its you Tinstar.

Is this a great party or what?  It is great to leave East Driftwood once in a while.

Yeah bye.

(Meanwhile the other characters socializing with friends of their own)

Hey Mario it's Mega Man and Dr Light.

Oh yeah. Hey Mega.

Oh hi Mario.

I see that Blob is here today.  I don't suppose that he has brought any more mysterious devices.

No. Everything has gone fine.  This surprise Party is weird alright.

You may have a point there.  Well bye.

Okay bye.  Hey Eddie can you give me one of those yummy cyber shakes?

Okay Mega.

(Meanwhile the  are talking to  about, well, pizza)

So you are saying that you make your Pizza'a nice and cheesy with no anchovies?

Yes. Our Pizza is the best in the world.

Speedy don't say that about our Pizza.

Yeah. It has to be the best in the universe.

(Suddenly a voice comes through the speakers)

???: Ladies and Gentlemen.  I am here to say you are now my prisoners.

Everybody:  WHAT??????????????

( reveals himself from behind a curtain and the room fills with his robots)

Wily what in the world are you doing here?!

Easy I am going to take over the BOTVGH archive.

And how are you going to do that?

With this.

( holds up his device and points it at  and he presses the button marked past)

The device: !!!!!ZAP!!!!!!!

( turns into Baby Mario )

Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhh Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Oh no. Mario is back into a crying little baby!!

Great, I have gotten tired of sitting around with the Heroes.

Yeah me too.  I'm glad Mario's a little baby.

Black Bart: Hey Tinstar I am better than you.

No you are not.

Shredder: Now I'll get you Turtles.

Hey there's only one here.

King DeDeDe: Yeah I am the best.

This place is out of control!!!!!!

All the villains to : For he's an evil bad fellow, for he's an evil bad fellow, for he's an evil bad feeeeeeeeellllllllllllllow, that nobody can deny!

Thank you, thank you.  Guards take the Heroes away.

Guard: Okey Dokey boss.

(Suddenly  speeds away and the robots start going after him)

Let him go. He won't get far with my Robots around.  Now bring the Heroes to the basement.

('s Robots lock the Video Game Heroes in the basement)

What are we going to do?

We are going to die.

Don't worry we will think of something.

Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!

Now what does he want?

sniffing: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH. I think Mario pooed his dipers.

Yuck.

I'll change him I babysitted once or twice.

I'll go look around.

Yeah me too.

(Meanwhile  has made it back to Mega Land.  But 's robots have surrounded him) 

Hey little suitcase how about I smash your face.

Yeah and I'll cut your little legs off.

Am I a little too bright for your big eyes?

Let's get him.

Please have mercy on me.  I mean no harm.

Robot Masters: So what. We do.

(Suddenly a blast comes from nowhere blowing up the Robots) 

What was that???

(Suddenly  comes) 

Hey Eddie can I help you?

Proto.  Dr. Wily has taken control of the BOTVGH archive.

What are we waiting for let's go!

(Meanwhile  and  made a discovery) 

  Look we found a TV and VCR.

Yeah and a copy of episode 4 from last season

Oh goody. I love that one.  Let's watch it.

( put the video in the VCR and pressed play) 

  
Season 3, Episode 4
Kirby's Gone Mental!
by: THEPENGUIN
 
 
Cast: 
Mario
Luigi
Mallow
Cranky
Dash Rendar
Polly
Yoshi
Boshi
Kirby
Cow King
General Cowamov
Buster
Candy Kong
Funky Kong
  
Faaaaaarrrrrreeeeedddd!!!! 

What happened to him?

He swallowed Fred.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Oh man!

It ain't Faaarrrreeeedddd funny! *hickup*

He's been like this since last season!

Why you Faaaarrreeeedddd lousy no good swindler! *hickup*

(Meanwhile in Kong Country)

Ahhhh. This is the life.  I don't have to sit around and say things in any BOTVGH episodes.  Wrinkly could you bring some more lemonade?

OK Cranky.

Lets see what's on the news.

Newcaster: In the News today.  Kid Icarus is going to attempt a comeback on N64 after 2 semi-successful games.  Eager fans are calling the big N to see if the Metroid 64 rumors are true and ..... Wait this just in.  Dr. Wily has taken over the BOTVGH archive and he renamed it the Reign of the Video game Villain's Archive.

What??????? This is an outrage.  I have to go and do something.

But you didn't try anything heroic in at least 10-20 years.

Don't tell me that. I can still lift a good weight.

Cranky it's late you can try rescuing them tomorrow.

You're right.  Any way I have to make a few calls first.

Author: Will the BOTVGH archive be saved? Who will Cranky call? Did Mario get his diaper changed? Find out next episode.

If I had my way I'd just drop a cow on everyone's head. But I don't do I?

(To be continued...)