Episode 13! THEPENGUIN Returns!! by THEPENGUIN

 

THE CAST

Top Row: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Wario, Cranky Kong, Zelda Bottom Row: Conker, Cow King, General Cowamov, Samus Aran, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna Not Pictured: Berri, and the Author.

 
 

Author: Guess what????? Whaaaaaaaattt??? Author and everyone else: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkk!! And so am I! Yeeaahhh yipeee.... yeesh!! I hope you had a nice vacation but it's time to get  those backs into shape! Author: So what will be the episode today: Luigi meets Lara Croft, Cranky gets stuck up a vacuum cleaner chute? Hey! Luigi meets Lara Croft sounds preety good... on the phone: Okay.... okay.... Sure bye! Author: Who was that? Chris Stamper from Rareware, I asked him if I could co-star in Twelve Tales: Conker 64. I'm going for auditions. Cowamov, I expect you to keep these VGH's under control.. (A limo screeches in) & Berri: Bye guys! Look at those Computer modeled, 3D rendered, 64-bit punks! Okay let me see.... Oh this is ludicrous, I only know how to train Cow Soldiers not how to drop them! Author: Don't worry it'll come naturally! Hey lame Nintendo losers! That's it!!!! I'm having the time of my life in my new system the 128-bit Dreamcast hee, hee, hee. (123148104310948312798319807491807497846561798034798374 s fall on .) You'll pay for this you classic 64-bit....punks! We'll come back you losers! (A rusted 20 year old Volkswagen which says "Sega" in spraypaint on the front and trunk screeches in) Don't come back you Sega oddities!!!!! I showed them... Author: C'mon we need a story to this episode!!! How about Luigi has a romantic date with Lara Croft? Author: NO! Zelda? Author: NO!! Peach? Author and : NO!!! Samus? Author: NO!!!! I can't stand it no women go out with me!! Author: Go fig' Luigi! They all go out with Mario!! I'm better! I'm not fat, I'm more good-looking, jump-higher, and run faster. I'm not kidding guys but.... I think Luigi is more good-looking then Mario. No.. Wait a minute oooohhh.... Luigi we've all taken you for granted you're more good-looking than Mario and nicer. (Later on that night in a date with  and ) Well you know they were about to use me in Mario 64 when they called it Luigi 64 but they didn't have enough memory to put my good-looks in.. Mmm hmm.. You can say that again............... I bet you're more heroic than Mario too. Hey Nintendo losers!!! Get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rolls up his sleeves and starts beatin' the heck out of the Sega characters) Luigi you risked yourself to save me... I like that... ... ... But you missed Knuckles. (She rolls up her sleeves and starts beatin' the heck out of . Screen starts zooming in on  and 's lips 2 cm's away from each other and gradually goes up 3 mm. Then they kiss...) Cut!!!!! No mushy stuff in BOTVGH who's writing this thing? Author: Hey stop it I'm writing this thing Mario!! Hey Mario I won't stop ruining your life until you give me $48197473498713247327487231487398479831247987324890560569409138748321784129304709312743490873421 U.S.!! ........................................................ Author: Will Luigi ever get unfrozen, will Mario pay  $48197473498713247327487231487398479831247987324890560569409138748321784129304709312743490873421 U.S. to Wario find out well.. maybe not but there'll be other cool stuff on the next episode of BOTVGH! (Limo screeches in) What does that Stamper guy mean by cheesy?