Mario, Luigi, Peach, Wario, Cranky Kong, Zelda
Conker, Cow King, General Cowamov, Samus Aran, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, Knuckles the Echidna
Berri, and the Author.
Author and everyone else: I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccckkk!!
And so am I!
Yeeaahhh yipeee.... yeesh!!
I hope you had a nice vacation but it's time to get those backs into shape!
Author: So what will be the episode today: Luigi meets Lara Croft, Cranky gets stuck up a vacuum cleaner chute?
Luigi meets Lara Croft sounds preety good...
on the phone: Okay.... okay.... Sure bye!
Author: Who was that?
Chris Stamper from Rareware, I asked him if I could co-star in Twelve Tales: Conker 64. I'm going for auditions. Cowamov, I expect you to keep these VGH's under control..
& Berri: Bye guys!
Look at those Computer modeled, 3D rendered, 64-bit punks!
Okay let me see.... Oh this is ludicrous, I only know how to train Cow Soldiers not how to drop them!
Author: Don't worry it'll come naturally!
Hey lame Nintendo losers!
I'm having the time of my life in my new system the 128-bit Dreamcast hee, hee, hee.
You'll pay for this you classic 64-bit....punks!
We'll come back you losers!
Don't come back you Sega oddities!!!!!
I showed them...
Author: C'mon we need a story to this episode!!!
How about Luigi has a romantic date with Lara Croft?
Author and : NO!!!
I can't stand it no women go out with me!!
Author: Go fig' Luigi!
They all go out with Mario!! I'm better! I'm not fat, I'm more good-looking, jump-higher, and run faster.
I'm not kidding guys but.... I think Luigi is more good-looking then Mario.
No.. Wait a minute oooohhh....
Luigi we've all taken you for granted you're more good-looking than Mario and nicer.
Well you know they were about to use me in Mario 64 when they called it Luigi 64 but they didn't have enough memory to put my good-looks in..
Mmm hmm.. You can say that again............... I bet you're more heroic than Mario too.
Hey Nintendo losers!!!
Get out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luigi you risked yourself to save me... I like that... ... ... But you missed Knuckles.
Cut!!!!! No mushy stuff in BOTVGH who's writing this thing?
Author: Hey stop it I'm writing this thing Mario!!
Hey Mario I won't stop ruining your life until you give me $48197473498713247327487231487398479831247987324890560569409138748321784129304709312743490873421 U.S.!!
Author: Will Luigi ever get unfrozen, will Mario pay
$48197473498713247327487231487398479831247987324890560569409138748321784129304709312743490873421 U.S. to Wario find out well.. maybe not but there'll be other cool stuff on the next episode of BOTVGH!
What does that Stamper guy mean by cheesy?