Episode 12!
Dragon Ball Walks In
by Chris Johnson
 
THE CAST
Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Cranky, Bowser, Chris, UDX, Babs, Buster

Bottom Row:
Goku, Bulma, Ulong, Pikachu, Speedy, Polly, Guido, and Big Cheese
 
(In Okinowa, Japan...)

Hmmm...Ulong!!

Yeah, whadda ya want?

Grrrrrrrrrrrr, don't eat my dishes anymore!

They looked like giant pieces of ham.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

( appears)

Hi!

( walks away into his room...)

Hi, wanna see my latest Star Trek: The Motion Picture U.S.S. Enterprise Cutaway poster?

Not that Trekkie Stuff again!

What the?! You're not anime!

Anything else?

Yes, meet my new fans from the original Dragon Ball series (Not DBZ or GT!), Goku, Ulong, and Bulma!

Is that all?

I got more than that, Kiddo!

( appears)

Who's this kid?

Hi, im UDX!

Hi Bulma!

What the?! You're not anime!! Read the sign on your right!

(Everyone reads a sign: "Only Anime and real life people and Video Game Characters are allowed")

Sorry UDX.

Oh well.

( walks outside and finds  playing around in his Tropical Japanese Jungle.)

UDX, meet Goku, well, after he's done trying to find a fish.

(Meanwhile in America...)

Why aren't we headed for Okinowa?! We were supposed to be there now!

It was Wario's fault!

What?!

I can't take these fools with me anymore!

Stupid Dynamite rat!

( throws his cane and it hits )

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!

::::BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!::::

I...........caaaannn't........deeeeal...with him...any.......more.

( drops on the floor)

(Back in Okinowa...)

Goku, you got 5 six foot fish now?
Yes! All with the help of a nice girl! I have a question.

Yes?

Do you have a tail?

( looks behind him and sees a tail.)

Yeees.

( and  appear)

Want to fight?

I need the practice...

( snaps his fingers)

( and  start the Pizza Toons intro from Episode 2...)

and : Not this again...

How about a game of Tennis? Or darts? Mario Kart? How about Poké...oh yeah I don't have that but I want it. Dragon Ball Z on vs. Mode?

Ok.

(They turn back)

(Later in 's house...)

Yesssssss!!! I win!

Why do you always pick Gohan?

Kids rule, right?

(Meanwhile in his bathroom)

Now after I deal with that stupid Pikachu I can relax with a bubble bath!

( closed her eyes, smiles, turns her face, opens her eyes, and sees )

Pika! Pika! Pika! Pika! Pika...chu!
LLLlllllllllllllllll......get out!

Pika Pika Pika!

I'm a woman a woman now beat it kiddo scram scram!

(In 's room)

Anyone else want to challenge me in my own game?

No one wants to besides were playing Dragonball Z: Legends 64!!!

D'oh! I lost!

Ha ha ha ha! Another victory!

I could've almost beaten you!

But it appears you lost by me! I could've gotten Chris!

No I could've!

No one could!

Anyone could!

Ha! Prove it!

(They all got into a fight)

( blows up)

::Pant:: ::Pant:: Truce? ::cough::

Everyone else: Truce!

Come on everyone I have a lot of tickets to the Anime Expo 99. I'm giving them out to everyone so next year we can go to it.

Everyone: Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!

( goes near 's room)

I'd be glad to! But remember, no one gets my Dino Caps!

Everyone except : Alright... ::Sigh::

( walks away from 's room)

(Everyone in 's room looks at )

How come you have a tail Chris?

I don't know, but I know Goku has one!

( walks in)

Right! I don't know if everyone has one.

( walks to his room)

How about 10 more rounds of DBZ: L64?

Everyone else: Right!

THE END

( pushes the "The End" screen away)

What about me showoff kid?!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

( throws a bat and it hits  and  falls to the ground)

Owwww...

THE END (THIS TIME)

I'm not a major character? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

( explodes)

Chris, make me a major character next episode will ya? And make Luigi one too.

Oh alright! I will! Ok, if anyone want to reach me via ICQ, my number is 11935215, or e-mail me here, now if you excuse me all you readers, I got a Mario Kart 64 game to finish!

The End...again

Chris remember to write a season 4 fanfiction with all of us in it ok?

All right all right I want to end this fanfiction now.

Everyone: All right all right!

The End, Yet Again