Episode 10!!
The Happy Fish
by UDX
 
THE CAST
Pictured (from left to right):
Mario, Cranky, Misty, UDX, Polly, Pikachu, Babs Bunny, Sandshrew, Banjo, Ash

Not pictured:
The Joker, Harley Quinn, Announcer, AJ
 
Another day, another episode.

And I am hungry.

Chew on your tongue.

( electrocutes )

Cough cough.  I need a break.

Hey guys, there's something on TV.

, and : Coming.

(On TV)

Harley Quinn (singing): Tasty and yummy and oh so delish. It's definitely tasty cuz it's definitely fish.

Announcer: Hello there.  Don't know what to feed the family?

The Joker (in a plastic raincoat): Then purchase Happy Fish.  It's so tasty you'll laugh and agree.  Why, taste tests concludes that Happy Fish is tastier than regular fish.

Harley Quinn: Uhh, Mr J.  I have a anti-tongue on fish.

The Joker: Just have a bite. (Stuffs a piece of happy fish in her mouth)

The Joker: Delish eh?

Harley: Yea. (Runs off the screen and throws up)

The Joker: That's my new Happy fish. Available as soon as I get it copyrighted.  So you better be on the lookout Pikachu. Hahahahaha.

(off the TV screen)

That Joker is nuts.

Exactly. He did this commerical in Gotham, but failed.

All I know is that the Joker won't give up.

That is one weirdo.

Even that Harley Quinn's perfume is itchy.

Quick, get Pikachu to a Pokemon center.

(All of a sudden a gas surrounds everyone.  goes nuts.)

Hahahaha, hahahahahaha!

( gives  anti venom to put it to sleep)

What was that?

That Joker is nuts.

At least Pikachu won't be in my next bubblebath.

You are nuts.

Oh.

I feel so, dizzy.

Misty, are you all right?

(AJ from the Pokemon TV show, Episode 8, appears)

AJ: Hey there.  I think I know what happened.

What...are...you...talking..about?

( faints)

AJ: Huh? Misty? Wake up.

Poor Misty.  She needs a heal.

Only I know magic, hippie.

Enough of the hippie thing, dingleberry.

Why you little.

( pops up)

What's going on here?

Udx's gone nuts.

No I haven't.

AJ: Actually, the Joker is making all of us nuts.

(The Joker appears)

The Joker: Hahahahaha.

You.

The Joker: That's right. It's me, the Joker.

You're going to regret this.

Udx, what are you going to do?

I'm going to attack him.

The Joker: Shut up and eat my fish.

(The Joker throws a Happy Fish into 's mouth)

Patooie!

This fish makes me do the disco.

( becomes UDX-Disco )

(sings): Oww, oww, oww, oww, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

Oh-no.

The Joker: Oooh.  Looks like udx is out of business.

AJ: Not me. Sandshrew go.

Yes boss.

( tackles The Joker.)

The Joker: AHHHHHHH!

Weird.

( wakes up)

Huh, what happened?

( uses a thundershock)

That's the way, uh huh, uh huh, I like it.

( turns back to )

What the?

Udx, you have been turned to a disco zombie.

Whew.  That was close.

AJ: Let's finish him.

( performs the heart slash.)

The Joker: It ain't the end of the Happy Fish.

Yes it ain't, but it will really soon.

( wakes up with broken legs and a broken hip)

Oww. My lower half. 

AJ: Don't worry, I'll take you to a hospital while Sandshrew takes Pikachu to a Pokemon Center.

Glad that's over.

After the hospital, I want a bubblebath.

Is that all you think of?

No.

Oh.

(later)

and : So you were attacked by the Joker.

Yeah.  My lower half is broken and it will take time to recover.

Time that will require a few more episodes.

(outside)

The Joker: You may have won, but I'll strike again!

( falls on The Joker)

The Joker: Blasted cow.