ANNOUNCER:
And now, your
host, Ian Pugh.
["A
Summer's Place"
plays in the background]
 Hello, friend. Welcome to the
Battle of the Video Game Heroes. I would
like to invite you to come into our abode for our quality programming.
[Meanwhile,
everyone
else is in the background and offscreen]
 Okay, umm... camera five.
Aaaah! Camera seven exploded! Yaaaaaa!
[ignoring]: Where would we be
without authors, wonderful authors, like
H Cuz and Drefyus X, and so many others?
Get the fire extinguisher!!
With this, our four years of
existence have been nothing but bliss.
 Thank goodness! We're okay.
We clear? Okay. Press the red
button.
 Okay.
Nooooo! Not THAT red button!!
[All
scream but ]
And furthermore, more spin-offs
of our fine web site have been created
than "Happy Days" did. We wish the webmasters of those sites the best
of
luck.
[everything
flashes
red, and a flaming
runs by]
YaaaaAAAaaaAAaaaaaAAAA!
It only increases our
popularity, and we are ever-so-grateful.
[pressing buttons randomly]:
She can't take much more, captain!
Luigi! Watch out for that...
[
pulls "Disco Switch"]
Switch.
[Suddenly,
during 's
speech, a discoball descends, smoke covers the flashing floor, and John
Travolta-types jump on screen, dancing]
[yells over noise]: SO I
CONCLUDE MY PRESENTATION BY TELLING EVERYONE THAT
VISITS OUR SITE, THANK YOU!!
[Everyone
leaves.
The smoke clears, the discoball ascends again, and the floor stops
flashing]
And... three... two... one...
we're off the air.
WOW. That was tough. I never
thought I'd get through that.
[
and walks on]
Man, I will never pull that
switch again.
Wanna go get some donuts?
Works for me.
Really! Standing behind that camera makes me tired.
Man, does it. Always happens to
me.
Hey... waitaminute... is that
thing still o--
[Scene
goes black]
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