(not the Clayfighter one)
Here it is yet another BOTVGH episode.
Yeah I know. Wait a minute there is something familiar about the author. I can't think of it now but I know it will come to me.
So it is Mr. Blob again. I knew there was something familiar about this author.
So what brings you to the BOTVGH archive Blob.
I just came by to have a talk with all of the Nintendo characters.
Okay you are here so talk.
Bowser don't talk like that to our guests.
Well he shouldn't come back here after what he did last Christmas.
I agree with you Bowsy he had no right to lose his way and bump me into that lake.
Cranky remember to leave the past behind you.
Isn't that a quote from the Lion King?
Hey everyboby, while you were all arguing there has been a guest here waiting for a little attention.
Oh sorry. Okay Blob you can talk now.
Okay. On my way here I dropped by Area51 you know the Sci-fi district and I found this neat little device. Here let me show it to you guys.
I don't know. There is a button on it that says past, maybe I'll press it.
Me feel strange
Me talk strange
Me look strange
Blob what did you do to the guys?!
I don't know. It has something to do with this device. I am going to go into Nintendo Land to see if I could find anyone who can help.
Diddy there is no reason to worry. We just have to wait for Blob to come back with help.
Yes reason to worry. Family come for Dinner.
Oooooohhhhhhh. I hope Blob comes back soon.
Okay where can I find someone her who can help. Oh there's Ness. Oh Ness?
Yes Mr. Blob thingy?
Could you come and help out the Nintendo gang who has been changed into Neanderthals?
Sorry no can do. I have to prepare for my new game for the N64.
But it won't be released for another few months.
I know but I've to make a lot of public appearences you know.
(grumbling to himself): Sheesh everybody has popularity on their on their minds these days.
No.... I'm a Blob looking around for anyone who can help the Nintendo characters that were changed into Neanderthals. Can you help me?
We'd love to help you but we have to protect the town from the Bad Oil Gang.
Yup, so long partner.
Don't worry Diddy. Blob will be back soon. I hope.
Mario want pasta.
Mario aways want pasta
No. What Diddy do now.
I know something. HIDE!
Where is everybody?
Yeah I got this great new N64 game to play with Diddy.
Yeah where is the Didster I got some new questions that he will never answer.
Ya. And I want Diddy to test my new surfboard.
They are, umm, they went, umm, they're playing, no. They're Neandertherals.
I know that. Everybody began as monkeys sometime.
No I mean that they are cavemen.
All the Kongs: WHAT!!!!
to : Diddy looks funny grandma.
Don't say that about Diddy Kiddy.
Yoshi how did this happen?
Sit down and I'll explain. It all started at the begining of the episode when Mario said...
Sorry but I have to save the planet from the evil Mother Brain.
Hmmm, that problem sounds peculiar could you tell me what exactly what caused this transformation.
This device that I found caused it.
to Dr. Light takes forever to study things lets go play Nintendo while we wait.
It's alright. You can wait for that Blob guy to come back. And we will come back next episode when everything is okay. Okay everybody lets go back to the Kong Country.
But why wasn't I or Yoshi effected?
Yoshi wasn't effected because he is a Dinosaur and he is from approx. the same Time-Period as the cavemen. And wern't effected because you were the one controlling the device.
Oops Sorry. Well we have to go and help them right away!
(looking at his watch) Sorry no can do. This episode has taken too long as it is we will have to wait 'til the next episode. Plus I have to invent a force field to prevent us from the effects of the rays.
Oh well. Hey Mega want to continue playing Nintendo?
Allright lets go!
Author: Will Blob go back in time, will the Kongs come back to a normal Diddy, and will Mario get his pasta? Find out next time on the Battle of the Video Game Heros.