Season 3, Episode 5

BOTVGH telethon!
By: N64Dude300
Cast:
Mario Luigi Cranky Mallow Yoshi Peach Wario Bowser Donkey Kong Toad
Geno Polly Speedy Guido Fox Slippy Falco Peppy ROB 64 Bill
Diddy Pipsy Wizpig Ian Bomberman Kirby Dixie Sonic Crash Tails
Not pictured:
Katt, Kelly, Kelly Jr.
 
A Telethon?!?!?!?!
What are we doing?  Raising money for a charity?
No, we are raising money for BOTVGH.  We only have $30.00 left.
We do?
  I never thought we only that money left.
  To help us, call 1-800-HELP-64.  To help us raise money, we have some clips from Season 2.  WizPig, roll the first one.
Ok.
Clip 1:  Episode 1
  What?!  Hey, pal, the keyboard is on my side, so don't make me mad!
ALL: GET HIM!!!!
Hmmm.  Full House, hmmm....
Suddenly the scene changes into a small house
H-Hey!  What's happening??
Well, for one thing, you're about to become a neat freak!
End
Mario!  Someone is donating $1,000,000 dollars!
What's his name?
  Kelly Jr.
  Why thank you, Kelly Jr.
  You idiots!  That was me!  Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
  Why you.......
punches 
  Ohh, I give that a 10!
  WizPig, roll the next clip.
Ok.
Clip 2: Episode 3
  Oh no!  It's Jumpman.  I thought-I mean- I hoped you'd get blown up, too.
  If I got blown up, ratings would drop!
  Don't tell me that Martin is still doing BOTVGH episodes!
  I'm afraid so.
  Maybe, this year, I'll finally get back to Nintendo Island.
  Fortunatly, the BOTVGH demand is up so you'll be lucky if you get back to Nintendo Island by the end of this season.
  (Sarcastically)  Oh, great!  Now I'm probaply going to be stuck with Jumpman for the rest of my life...
End
  Is there a Speedy Cerviche here?
  Right here.
  You have a call.
Ok
gives the phone to
  You want a pizza?  I'm coming right there!
runs out of the room
  We've only got $50.00.
  Anyone wanted me?
  Pipsy, we need you to answer calls.
Ok.
sits down next to  and 
  WizPig, next clip.
Clip 3: Episode 12
  HEY MACERENA!!!
  AIEAEAHIE!!!
  THAT'S NOT A SCREAM!!
  Oops.
  Now Toad has gone nuts!!!!
  Hope he can recover.
  Are you supposed to be in this episode?
magically disappears
  Guess not.
  I'm scared.
  It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor....
End
  Guys, any calls?
Everyone:  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Huh?  What?  I was asleep.
Meanwhile, outside of the building
  We're heading for the building, all aircraft report.
  Falco here.  I'm fine.
  Slippy here, I'm Ok.
  This is Peppy, all systems go.
  Bill is here.  Building 2 miles away.
Katt:  Here is Katt.  If we get back in time for dinner, I'll give you a kiss.
  Good luck, Fox.
Meanwhile, back at the building
  Umm, Mario.  The projector is not working.
  Looks like we can't roll the next clip untill it gets fixed.
  Mario, I see the Starfox team outside coming.
  Good, I've been waiting for them.
  You better watch out, WizPig.  Because they are heading right toward the control room.
  Watch out, guys!  We are headed toward a fat pig!
Starfox Team:  AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
The Starfox Team bounces off of 's fat and goes back to the Lylat System
  Great!  They were going to help me host the Telethon!
  Here's the pepperoni pizza that you guys ordered!
  Fresh......
  Hot........
  And yummy just from the oven.
  W-W-W-Wait!  Who ordered a pizza here?
  I did!
Did you get enough for everyone here?
  I got an extra, extra large.  That means only 1 piece of pizza for everyone.   (Thinking)  I ordered that pizza just all for myself.
  We are gonna have some entertainment until the projector is fixed.
  Who did you get?
  Did you get Bozo The Clown?
  Did you get a comedian?
  I got Ian.
Everyone else:  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  HE'S GONNA DO THE FULL HOUSE ROUTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  I'm here!  Now for the Full House routine!
All:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  More people!  This is gonna make it fun!
All:  AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Mario, I got the projector fixed!
  Quick!  Roll the Christmas Clip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clip 4 Christmas Special #1 Part 2
  Two turtle doves!!
  And a partridge in a pear tree!!!
  What a dumb song.
Suddenly, , , and  come charging through with grenades and guns!!!
  MERRY CHRISTMAS, SCHMINTENDO "HEROS"!!!
  SONIC!!!!!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??!!
  I'M HERE TO RUIN YOUR CHRISTMAS, AND DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!
  Oh.
  Grrr....
  Well, if it ain't mister ancinet stubborn monkey!!  How's things going in-- heheh-- "16 bit"?
End
  We finally got Ian out!
  I don't have any more bombs just from that.
  Well, that's it for the clips.
  Does that mean the Telethon is over?
  No!  I said that we just did the last of the clips.
Mario!  Someone is donating a billion dollars!
  What his/her's name?
Kelly Jr. 
comes over to the phone and yells "SHUT UP WARIO!!!!!!!!!!"
Kelly Jr.:  B-B-B-B-But my name is not.......
hangs up
Kelly Jr.:  Aw, poop.  Now what am I going to do with these billion of dollars I got at a contest?
  But her voice didn't sound anything like Wario's!
looks over at  and says "DOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  She is probaply not going to call again!!!!!!!!!!  Come on people!!!!!  If you donate a billion of dollars,  you will recieve a N64 or Cranky Kong!!!!!!!
  No!!!!!!  I don't want to be sold to some stupid kid!!!!!!!!
  Mario!!!!!  Kelly Jr. is on the air!!!!!
walks over to the phone
  Hello?
Kelly Jr.:  Hi, I want to donate a billion dollars.
  Great!  You just won a N64 and Cranky Kong!
The money goes up to $1,000,000,050 and with the N64 is sent to Kelly Jr.'s house
Kelly:  Kelly Jr., a N64 and a ratty old monkey just came in the mail.
Kelly Jr.:  Thanks for finding those in the mail, Mom!  Now to plug in the N64 and put Cranky with my stuffed animal collection!
  NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back at the building
  Looks like we can wrap things up here.
Everyone else:  Let's get Pizza!
  Ok!
All:  PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!