Faaaaaarrrrrreeeeedddd!!!!
What
happened to him?
He
swallowed Fred.
Ha
Ha Ha Ha!!! Oh man!
It
ain't Faaarrrreeeedddd funny! *hickup*
He's
been like this since last season!
Why
you Faaaarrreeeedddd lousy no good swindler! *hickup*
(Meanwhile
, ,
Dot, and
are watching a soap opera on t.v.)
**On
t.v.**
Someone:
Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
Johnny: Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
Johnny: Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
(goes on
for 42 hours)
Johnny: Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
**Off
t.v.**
Don't
you get Faaaaarrrrreeeedddd bored of this stuff?! *burp*
Johnny is so pathetic he
actually thinks he can get Lisa with his Oh Lisa
routine?!
zzzzzzzzzz......
I'am
faaaaarrrrrreeeeeedddddd hungry!
Uh-Oh
eats
the t.v.
This tastes funny faaaarrrrreeeeeedddddd, Oh Johnny stomach doesn't
feel
so good! *hickup* *burp*
Oh
god he ate it!
He's
crazy!
Oh
Lisa shutup! Oh Johnny is in a faarrrrrreeeddd bad mood! *hickup* *burp*
Hey
here's comes Dash I thought he left!
hey
guys I got a Pulse Cannon!
I
thought you were gone! Quick you got to go to Hoth and start the story
of your game!
Naaaa....
Maybe later!
I'am
faaaarrrreeeeeeddddc hungry again! Oh Johnny my stoumach's growling!
Oh
no! (Dash said, holding up his Pulse Cannon)
(swallows
whole!) Pulse faaarrrrreeeeeddddd
Cannon Oh Lisa Power Oh Johnny (Pulse cannon shots come out of his
mouth!) *hickup* *burp*
Would you stop eating?!
You
young whippersnapper in my day we ate real food like chicken wings,
not t.v. sets!
Cranky
for the the viewers don't want to know time no one wants to know
about the good old days!
Oh
yeah! Blubber king!
Raisin
bun!
Dot:
QUIET!!!! Right now 'am missing my favourite show because mister gobble
up ate the t.v. i'am going to the store to get a big screen t.v.
with DVD oh yeah! So someone drive me!
Hey dotty funky mon' got's a
ship for you!
Dot:
Well move it..... mon! Oh yeah don't call me dotty!
Suddenly the song "Everybody
dance now" fills the room when
and Dot
leave.
Oh no Boshi!
Stop
this Oh Lisa noise faaaaarrrrrrreeeeeeedddddd Boshi. Or i'll Oh Johnny
beat you up!
What are you going to do
chicken boy!
That's
faaaarrrrrreeeeeeddddd it!
sucks
up 's stereo, now the song never
stops!
Someone
Oh Johnny stop this faaaarrrrreeeeedddd thing it's driving oh johnny
nuts faaaarrrrrrrreeeeeddddddd! *hickup* *burp* (shoots out Pulse
Cannon
shots)
Whoa
becaerful where you shoot.... I mean burp!
Oops
did faaaaarrrreeeedddd destroy oh johnny thing if I Oh Lisa did i'll
pay for it! *hickup* *burp*
Pulse
cannon shots
shoot out again and alas, the song gets louder
Can
someone turn that down!
I'm
going to shut this vacuum up!
No!!!!
faaarrrreeeeddd! *hickup* *burp*
Pulse
Cannon shots
shoot out destroying more things and the sound of the song is breaking
windows, also swallowed
Someone
stop me from faaaarrrrreeeeddddd eating quick someone stop me one
of you young whippersnappers! If I keep on Oh Johnny eating I am
going to Oh Lisa burst! *hickup* *burp*
more
Pulse Cannon
shots shoot out! And you guessed it, the music gets louder
I'll stop him!
picks up a vase but it cracks
because of the music then he picks up s
cane
Oh Lisa no!!!! Oh Johnny faaaarrrrreeeeddddd I don't like this idea you
young whippersnappers! *hickup* *burp*
(more
Pulse cannon
shots shoot out and throw the cane out of 's hand and the music gets
so loud flew out the broken windows!)
Mamma
mia! When Candy and the rest of the girls come back I'm dead!
Oh
johnny need food! faaarrrreeeeddddd! *hickup* *burp*
more
Pulse cannon
shoot out nd the music gets louder! And
sucks up and !
Mamma Mia I sucked up everyone of the young whippersnappers
faaaarrrrreeeeddddd!
Oh Johnny I'm sorry guys Oh Lisa what happens if I suck up the girls
and
Funky! *hickup* *burp*
more
Pulse ccannon
shots shoot out and the music gets louder!
Just then
the girls
come back!
Dot:
I love this thing, it's a great investmennt. Those store managers
were nice too!
Well
i'm not sure about their qualifications... (looks at the bill)
They open
up the
door.
Oh
hi! faaarrrreeeeddddd I am the only one here, the other guys Oh Lisa
went to get some grocerys oh Johnny! And you young whippersnappers you
just watch the t.v. and I'll mamma mia set it up! *hickup* *burp*
Pulse
cannon shots
shoot out and the music gets louder!
Author:
That's it!
A
falls on
(watch beeps) Oh, our time's
up!
Duuuhhhh...
Well I faaaaarrrreeeeddd think that it was a good Oh lisa episode and
it
deserves to Oh Johnny thumbs up from me and these mamma mia young
whippersnappers.
*hickup* *burp*
(Pulse cannon shots shoot
out and the music gets louder!)
The
End!
up in the
clouds
Would someone turn that music down!?
Uhh.. I kinda' like it! |