Season 3, Episode 4
 

Kirby's Gone Mental!
By: THEPENGUIN
Cast: 
Mario
Luigi
Mallow
Cranky
Dash Rendar
Polly
Yoshi
Boshi
Kirby
Cow King
General Cowamov
Buster
Candy Kong
Funky Kong
 
Faaaaaarrrrrreeeeedddd!!!!

What happened to him?

He swallowed Fred.

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Oh man!

It ain't Faaarrrreeeedddd funny! *hickup*

He's been like this since last season!

Why you Faaaarrreeeedddd lousy no good swindler! *hickup*

(Meanwhile , Dot, and  are watching a soap opera on t.v.)

**On t.v.**
Someone: Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
Johnny: Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
Johnny: Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
(goes on for 42 hours)
Johnny: Oh Lisa
Lisa: Oh Johnny
**Off t.v.**

Don't you get Faaaaarrrrreeeedddd bored of this stuff?! *burp*

Johnny is so pathetic he actually thinks he can get Lisa with his Oh Lisa routine?!

zzzzzzzzzz......

I'am faaaaarrrrrreeeeeedddddd hungry!

Uh-Oh

eats the t.v.

This tastes funny faaaarrrrreeeeeedddddd, Oh Johnny stomach doesn't feel so good! *hickup* *burp*

Oh god he ate it!

He's crazy!

Oh Lisa shutup! Oh Johnny is in a faarrrrrreeeddd bad mood! *hickup* *burp*

Hey here's comes Dash I thought he left!

hey guys I got a Pulse Cannon!

I thought you were gone! Quick you got to go to Hoth and start the story of your game!

Naaaa.... Maybe later!

I'am faaaarrrreeeeeeddddc hungry again! Oh Johnny my stoumach's growling!

Oh no! (Dash said, holding up his Pulse Cannon)

(swallows whole!) Pulse faaarrrrreeeeeddddd Cannon Oh Lisa Power Oh Johnny (Pulse cannon shots come out of his mouth!)  *hickup* *burp*

Would you stop eating?!

You young whippersnapper in my day we ate real food like chicken wings, not t.v. sets!

Cranky for the the viewers don't want to know time no one wants to know about the good old days!

Oh yeah! Blubber king!

Raisin bun!

Dot: QUIET!!!! Right now 'am missing my favourite show because mister gobble up ate the t.v. i'am going to the store to get a big screen t.v.  with DVD oh yeah! So someone drive me!

Hey dotty funky mon' got's a ship for you!

Dot: Well move it..... mon! Oh yeah don't call me dotty!

Suddenly the song "Everybody dance now" fills the room when and Dot leave.

Oh no Boshi!

Stop this Oh Lisa noise faaaaarrrrrrreeeeeeedddddd Boshi. Or i'll Oh Johnny beat you up!

What are you going to do chicken boy!

That's faaaarrrrrreeeeeeddddd it!

sucks up 's stereo, now the song never stops!

Someone Oh Johnny stop this faaaarrrrreeeeedddd thing it's driving oh johnny nuts faaaarrrrrrrreeeeeddddddd! *hickup* *burp* (shoots out Pulse Cannon shots)

Whoa becaerful where you shoot.... I mean burp!

Oops did faaaaarrrreeeedddd destroy oh johnny thing if I Oh Lisa did i'll pay for it! *hickup* *burp*

Pulse cannon shots shoot out  again and alas, the song gets louder

Can someone turn that down!

I'm going to shut this vacuum up!

No!!!! faaarrrreeeeddd! *hickup* *burp*

Pulse Cannon shots shoot out destroying more things and the sound of the song is breaking windows, also  swallowed 

Someone stop me from faaaarrrrreeeeddddd eating quick someone stop me one of you young whippersnappers! If  I keep on Oh Johnny eating I am going to Oh Lisa burst! *hickup* *burp*

more Pulse Cannon shots shoot out!  And you guessed it, the music gets louder

I'll stop him!

picks up a vase but it cracks because of the music then he picks up s cane

Oh Lisa no!!!! Oh Johnny faaaarrrrreeeeddddd I don't like this idea you young whippersnappers! *hickup* *burp*

(more Pulse cannon shots shoot out and throw the cane out of 's hand and the music gets so loud flew out the broken windows!)

Mamma mia! When Candy and the rest of the girls come back I'm dead!

Oh johnny need food! faaarrrreeeeddddd! *hickup* *burp*

more Pulse cannon shoot out nd the music gets louder! And  sucks up  and !

Mamma Mia I sucked up everyone of the young whippersnappers faaaarrrrreeeeddddd! Oh Johnny I'm sorry guys Oh Lisa what happens if I suck up the girls and Funky! *hickup* *burp*

more Pulse ccannon shots shoot out and the music gets louder!

Just then the girls come back!

Dot: I love this thing, it's a great investmennt.  Those store managers were nice too!

Well i'm not sure about their qualifications... (looks at the bill)

They open up the door.

Oh hi! faaarrrreeeeddddd I am the only one here, the other guys Oh Lisa went to get some grocerys oh Johnny! And you young whippersnappers you just watch the t.v. and I'll mamma mia set it up! *hickup* *burp*

Pulse cannon shots shoot out and the music gets louder!

Author: That's it!

falls on 

(watch beeps) Oh, our time's up!

Duuuhhhh... Well I faaaaarrrreeeeddd think that it was a good Oh lisa episode and it deserves to Oh Johnny thumbs up from me and these mamma mia young whippersnappers. *hickup* *burp*

(Pulse cannon shots shoot out and the music gets louder!)

The End!

up in the clouds

Would someone turn that music down!?

Uhh.. I kinda' like it!