Season 3, Episode 2
Anyone For Tennis?
By: Chris Johnson
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Morton
Koopa, Jr. |
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Bob-Omb |
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Im getting too old for the future, in my days...SHUT
UP!You
and your big mouth!You
and your old breath,anyone has mouthwash?I
resent that Jumpman!!Don't
ever call me Jumpman!Acually,Mario
wasn't Jumpman,Jumpman was a Space man in Jupiter,not a hero
of the Mushroom Kingdom.You
said the facts! I doubt it!Hey!
I bet I can bomb you bigger you can
bomb me!
Wanna bet?Ok,I
bet my custom parts! Hey! Not that bet! Oh well,I
bet all the custom parts I have
that you don't
have!turns
a bomb into a Pumped bomb and throws
it at and the Pumped Bomb explodes
and all the Custom Parts
flew from 's Small explosion.No
fair! I only got a Knight Coustume!So,I
think it's fair enough if we find our own.I
haven't been in Bomberman 64 like Luigi wasn't in Super
Mario 64,now that
ain't Fair!Hey,let
room for some other Characters!He's
right!Hey
Cranky, what's the matter? Don't want to be taught
real evil? Ol
Chris told me that Mario ain't Jumpman. He's Right.Anyone
for Darts?All 7 Koopa Kids and the : Sure!I
go first or everyone will go to Prisoner Island!(Sigh)
The Princess is First.Hey
Bowser, how many times you have been humiliated and known as a
rat when Cranky
Humiliated
you?Just
about every BOTVGH episode I am in and Cranky also has been
in.Guess
im the Lucky one!Not
that,I have been lucky.I
think ill turn Cranky to a 2 year old Koopa Troopa!Wait
for me! I have better ideas!
walks to the place where you have to throw darts at...She's
such a spoiled brat!Yea!
Im even more cute than her.Guards!
Send those 2 to Prisoner Island and board their
Airships!No!
You can't do that idiotic spoiled brat.On
the contrary, send her to Extras Island! No!
Im going to be the only Koopaling seprate from her sisters
by being in an island.throws
1 bulls eye and 1 for 3 points and the third dart at 4 where she
gets 4 pointsIm
up next!Oh
this will take a long time,im next to a worthless female
Pizza Cat that
hates being
evil! I hate you!(
hits with a pan.)
My gosh, they will have a hard time playing darts.Well,here
it goes.hits
2 bullseyes, and throws one at the wall.Good
Score! Im up next! No im up!As leader of the Samurai Pizza
Cats, I demand to be first!As
captain of the U.S.S. Excelsior, Guido will be first!Hmph!Well,did
I miss the Party?No!
Jerry's gonna fly up to the roof of that Skyscraper to battle Kart
vs. Kart, Yoshi vs. Jerry Artric.Jerry
Atric is indeed the leader of the Crows and his name is of
the Jerry Atric
Bat! And
Big Cheese is not Idiots R us.Thank
goodness someone agrees with me.He's
a jerk that think he's a woman and always doesen't have a bright Idea
like if he would of alterd Comet Hale Bopp's course to go to
Earth to kill millions of Humans,I would of gone into the U.S.S.
Excelsior and use a Photon Torpedo to vaporize the comet. So there, Big
Cheese is a real
Jerk! He's
a big ham! A cow.WHY
I OUTTA!!Look
Yoshi, were about to see Big Cheese blowing up again!Hit
the dirt!
He won't explode a teeny weenie bit!He
doesen't look like Blowing Up.(Whispering
to himself): He won't notice a thing, he he!
throws a Red Pumped Bomb and all exept
and notice.Watch
out for that bomb!
and scramsLies,
all Lies! surviving
just in black dust
and all in blue ice.What
was that?Not
Big Cheese exploding, but similar to that.Yoshi
Yoshi!Translation?That's
Yoshi for Yoshi hungry!I
can tell you to say more words than Yoshi though!Finally,my
turn!No
my turn!Morton Koopa, Jr.: No. It's my turn, I am your leader, your master, your superri... punches
Morton Koopa, Jr.comesAnyone for tennis?Sure!Anyone else for tennis?Shut
up puny crow.I said it once and ill say it
again, if you don't have anything
nice to say SHUT
UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fa-redNo no no I won't do that!What
did he tell you?I have to merry Princess Vi! |
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