Season 3, Episode 16

Toad's gone NUTS!  Part 2
By Yoshi Vader
Cast:
Mario Luigi Wario Peach Yoshi Yellow Yoshi Red Yoshi Boshi Green MagiKoopa Purple MagiKoopa
Toad Bowser Geno Link Samus Aran Cranky Kong Kirby Cow King Luke Skywalker Han Solo Chewbacca
Not Pictured:
Energizer Bunny, T-Hoppy, and the Blob (clayfighter one).
 
O.K people, brace yourselves, this is gonna be a LOOOOOOOOOONNGGG EPISODE!
You can say that again!
Yep, you sure can.
This is gonna be a LOOOOOOOOOONNNNGGG EPISODE!
and : We didn't mean it literally!
By the way,Toad ate the Cow King in part one, but the author forgot to type it.
Now for the BOTVGH Episode!
MOO!  MOO!
What's with HIM??!!
Yeah, what's with 'shroombutt?
He's like I was, except NUTS, not mental.
and : There's a difference?
Anyway, hey Peach-head, how come you didn't know that?!
I wasn't in that episode, DUH!  Hey, you didn't know that either before Kirby told ya!
Don't get smart with me, sissy peachy-butt!!!
whacks her with his cane.
OUCHIES!
I LOVE YOU, PEACH!!!!
Eww! YUK-O-!
smacks  with her purse.
HMPH! THAT'S WHAT'S YOU GET FOR......
eats 
whispers to himself: She's MAD about me....
This bzzzzttttttttt is peachealy getting out of bzzzztttttttt peabbbbzzztttchy hand peachy!
WHERE'S BLUBBER KING?!
Did'nt you use that same taunt in Season 3, episode 4?
HEY RAISINBUN!
What PastaMan?!
HEY, NEVER CALL ME BLUBBER KING OR PASTAMAN EVER AGAIN!
grabs a fireflower and frys 
GGGGGRRRRRRRRR...............
Suddenly, the Mellinnium Falcon schmackes through the roof.
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT??!!?
WHOA Chewie, I don't think we're on Yavin 13!
and : DDDDUUUUHHHH!!!!
NNN NNLL LLLL LLLNL!
Author: Translation: Han,they look weird!
Chewie, I KNOW THEY LOOK WEIRD!
GRRRRRRR.......
UHOH! I WOULDN'T HAVE UPSET HIM I WERE YOU, DUDE!
What's the worst he can do?! FUNGILIZE ME?!
No, eat you alive.
eats and .  In the meantime,  steps out of the Falcon.
You wil now spit out Captain Solo and The Wookie, you mushroom weirdo!
T-Hoppy: BRING IT ON!
Blob: YEAH,JEDI-BOY!
OKAY, BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT!
slices Blob into a bajillion pieces!
T-Hoppy: YYYEEEEIKES!!!!!!!!!!
T-Hoppy runs away in fear, but a harp falls on him.
and everyone else: What's with the harp?
A harp falls on , then hops in and drives away in the Falcon.
Now that they're gone, every bbzzzzbbbbbtttt thing's just peachy. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt.
WATCHOUT!  HES GONNA EAT THE TITANIC!
TAKE COVER,EVERYONE!
EVERYONE:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Every night in my dreams...
covers 's mouth, but  eats and . Also,  comes in riding the Energizer Bunny
Energizer Bunny: Let's see what's going on at the BOTVGH Archive, Wario.
  OKEYDOKEYS!!
knocks on the door.
,  & : WE'LL GET IT!!
opens door.
and Energizer Bunny: HELLO EVERYBODY!
,  & : ACK!
Everybody else:WHAT?
It's Wario!
AAAAHHHH!!!!
Oh, this is just Leonardo DiCaprio peachy bbzzzzztttt!
Energizer Bunny: Did he just say Leonardo DiCaprio??!!
Leo?!  AAAH!!
Energizer Bunny and run away.
Well that takes care of THEM!
Yeah, we didn't need any more weirdo's in here.
But zzzzzzzzztttttt what abbbzzzzzzzzzztttttout Jack heart will go on me,you young whippersnappers?!
Yeah,what about Mister Gobble?
HEY, MACERENA!!
eats 's gold Kart trophy and 's Silver Kart trophy!
and : NOOOOO!!!!
I'll get the gold trophy back!
And I'll get the silver one!
The MagicKoopas get the trophies back with their magic.
and : THANK YOU, GUYS!
MagicKoopas magically disappear.
Mama Mia, What about Rose pasta near, far me?
Blaster shots come out of 's mouth
, ,  and : LET'S POUND HIM!
They pound him and everybody comes out of . and run off and s fall on everyone else except the Yoshis.
ALLLLLL RRIIIIGGGGHHTT!
, ,  and : GOOD BYE, EVERYONE!!