Season 3, Episode 13
By THEPENGUIN
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| Cranky | Diddy | Funky | Swanky |
K. Rool |
Wizpig |
Cow King |
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| Raphael | Michaelangelo | Fox |
Ryu |
Ken | Chun-Li |
H Cuz |
| Not Pictured: Author, General Pepper, Camera Man, Mime, M. Bison |
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Author:
I haven't done this since Season two but i'm continuing the episode
before
this!Whoa! Oh my.... he's continuing an
episode wowee!!Ha! Ha! Ha! You young whippersnappers
still have some humour in you! falls on tee hee hee....You can
take of from where I left off. Oh yeah, Cranky I can beat you any
time at the throwing game!Oh yeah!?Hey funky I need a ride to Swanky's
place to show H cuz whose boss at
the
throwing game.H Cuz? Anyways my plane got the buzz
on me it's down in the dumps mon!
See ya'!Wait, wait i'll pay you 50 bear coins!
50 bannana bunch coins! 100 total!Dude I know how to count!dials another numberGeneral Pepper: Hello who is it? Hey it's me Cranky Kong!General Pepper: Do I know you?! I was at your high school reunion!General Pepper: I'm not that old!
Anyways could you give the call to fox?General Pepper:For 50 bear coins and 50 bannana bunch coins? SHUT
UP AND GIVE IT TO FOX!!!!Hello?FOX GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND FLY ME
TO SWANKY'S PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay!'s planetSo which place should I torture next?
The Mushroom Kingdom? Nah!!
Crocodile
Isle? Nah!! Beverlly Hills 90210? hmmm.. Maybe. Kongo Bongo
(Kongo
Jungle) also known as BOTVGH Island? YEAH!!!Stop
right there WizPig!!We're
here to kick your butt out of this town!YEAH!!Ummm... Yeah...Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, and Diddy Kong
versus me and M.Bison!King K.Rool! on
the other cornerAnd a little wimpy mime, which I don't
know how he got in the corner, but
he'll do since 50% percent of my body is pure fat (which will count as
another person) and the other 50.... muscle!I just think you're 100% fat!HEY!!! pounces
and and gives him
rapid punches to the chest!
tries to get out of the confusion, but bumps into the mime and
proceeds to watch the mime do an act.
fights
with fierce kicks!Did you OUCH! Notice that OUCH! we're
OUCH! outnumbered? OUCH!Okay you convinced me already!gets to the fightWe will now go to the camera men at
the throwing game championships which
H Cuz and Cranky will be going one on one, mono e mono!Oh sorry
guys, this Arwing is a one man ship!and push out of
the Arwing and squeeze into it Let me
see how this works... presses
the start button and
presses the boost button but they get hit by a treeWhere'd
you get this?Camera man: I stole it off the Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation show! Raph 'n Roll!is on his bikeOH GREAT!
is in the turtle vanCertified Turtilfied!
and outside the circus tentLet the games begin!Ha you can't beat me!
wins!I wasn't ready!Why?ummm...
I didn't have my dentures in...'s planetCome on Ken! Come on
cow!OKAY! OWW!!
Where'd you learn that quick jab!Did I ever tell you I'm in black belt
in four martial arts! Karate, Taekwondo,
Kung Fu, and milk making! Huh?gets a truck full of milk and dumps it
all on The truth is, I never even made it to
blue belt in milk making. Come on
WizPig show me that 50% muscle!How about the 50% fat?NOOOOOOOOO!!!! gets
squishedWe're losing! Take
that you over priveliged reptile! runs to but she
kicks him in
the face Bring
out the cannons! Ha! I think
my neck is fractured. Chun Li! goes to 's aid
and now the
only one who is fighting is Come on mime, you can do better than
that! squish Come on get up karate master!Uhhhh..... Ryu is
in trouble! (in a
DEEP voice....) Forget about him.....Author: Love is in the air... SHUT UP! does a
flaming dragon punch to the author but the author rebounds with
60 piano's! The
truth is....I hate mushy stuff!Get up Ryu! does a a
flaming hodoken to
then does a side kick to
sending both and
off of the planet! Ken i'd
like to see you do that! Sorry,
I'm too busy with Chun Li.Oooohhh!! I didn't
mean it that way, her neck is fractured!Suuuuuuuure!Uh-huh! It's
that time again! Chun Li
it's our second honey-moon. Get away
from me loser!Oooooooohhhhhh! |
