Season 3, Episode 12
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| Mario | Luigi | Cranky | Bowser |
Yoshi | Peach |
Toad | Mallow |
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| Cow King | Diddy | Kirby |
Ryu |
Ken | Chun-Li |
H Cuz |
Ian |
I'm bored!!!!!!
I
wish something exciting would happen.
falls on !)You know what they say, "Be
careful what you wish for..."
I have an idea. Let's talk
about the good old days!
How many times do we have to
tell you, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT!!!!
What makes you think I care?
Hey
guys I have an idea! Let's all beat up Cranky!!!
Everybody except :
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
)Come on guys, that gets old
after a while. May I suggest something
different?
Everybody: Huh? Who are you? I'm H Cuz, the writer!
(Groan) Not another one. There
should be a limit on writers...
Bowser, with an attitude like
that, be thankful that every writer hasn't
dropped a dozen cows on you.
What about Episode 10 of last
season? I got a cow each time I tried to
move.
Keep arguing with me, and I
WILL drop a dozen cows on you! Every time I
write an episode!
Okay, okay... sheesh...
At last, a writer that gives
me the respect I deserve!
I never said I respected you!
All I said was that beating you up gets boring
after a while. (To everyone else) Here, try this!
starts to turn into Cranky-Jesse  )Hey, no fair! Only Ian can do
that!
No, remember
in Season 2 I encouraged the other writers to do this?
Aw crud...
by messing up his hair)NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well,
this is entertaining.
Yeah, pass the popcorn.
Hey Cranky, something died on your
head!
Oh
my gosh! A hairy alien is resting on Cranky's head and is sucking out
his
brains!
How dare you say those
things about my hair...
Heheheh.
But
Yoshi, he doesn't have any brains for the aliens to suck out.
Heheh. Good one.
All right, I think we all get
the idea now...
turns back into )Now I'm bored again.
falls on )Can't say that now, can you!
I'm entertained.
Come on, we need something new and
different.
, ,
and fall out!), ,
and :AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
How
did we get HERE?!?!
Akuma
Dragon-Punched us so hard it sent us through an interdimensional
warp that randomly deposited us here.
Whoa.
How'd you know that?
Just
a lucky guess.
(looking
at BOTVGH characters): You know, some of these guys look awfully
familiar...
Of course I look
familiar. I'm the most famous video game hero of all
time.
Huh?
Who's the ape?
My name's Diddy Kong.
You can call me Diddy.
No,
the other ape.
You--
Oh be quiet, you old flea
bag.
puts his hand over 's
mouth) Mmmmmpppphh!!!
Oh him? He's a nut.
Yeah, a harmless, loony old
monkey. Don't pay attention to anything
he says.
Everyone else: YEAH!!!!! Oh,
um, okay. My name's Ryu. These are Ken and Chun Li.
and : Hi.
Okay, but you're only
allowed here if you have a video game.
We
do. We're in just about every Street Fighter game ever made.
Okay. Just checking.
So
where are we?
This is the Battle of the
Video Game Heroes. It's sorta like a fanfic,
but...
Well, it's kinda hard to
explain.
falls
on !) Uuuuggghhh...
Where'd the cow come from?
I dropped it!
It's a running gag.
is still holding 's
mouth shut) Mmmmmppphh!!! (He
bites
on the hand)
OUCH!
Why you... (He breathes fire and scorches
from head to toe!)
Ooohhh... *cough* When I get up I'll...
You'll
do what? Throw your dentures at me?!
Hahaha!
Didn't Mario use that same taunt in Season One?...
You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea...
and they bite him on the tail) YYYYYEEEEEOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna get you for that
you little...!!!!
Will
you two shut up please?
Yeah
guys, knock it off. Fighting is so childish.
So what does that make you? What was your game called
again?
Well,
Street Fighter, but, umm, er, well, that's different.
Sure it is.
Hey
Peach, wanna go out sometime?
Dream on!
Man,
even in another dimension I can't get a date...
Maybe you're just a loser.
Oh
yeah? (He throws a Red Hadoken and that hits
and burns him)
OWWWWWWW!!! Things couldn't possibly get any worse...
falls on ) All you had to do was ask!
I just can't win. (He collapses)
Hey
Ken, bet you can't beat me.
You're
on.
breathes fire, but
avoids it and hits Bowser with the Flaming Dragon Punch!) Now
he'll try to throw him.
What makes you so sure?
Duh,
I've fought him a million times. I know his style inside and out.
picks
up
and throws him into a nearby bomb) Copycat!
Hey
bud, I had the Shoulder Throw before the N64 even came out!
This
episode is nothing but fighting and insults...
Yeah,
just like almost all the TV sitcoms!
All
right, then, Bowser... (He throws him into ,
who was just getting up) Is that original enough for you?
I don't think this writer likes me.
Cranky,
no one likes you.
Shut up Jumpman, no one asked you!
Aw, Cranky's just upset because when I play Donkey Kong
Country 3, I always
beat him in the throwing game.
No, I win my share of games!
Yeah, but it's a very small share. I beat you all the time
and you know
it.
Shut up.
Cow King please!... On second thought, beat him up Chunny.
Okay.
(She hits him with the Lightning Kick)
OUCH! I've had it, I'm leaving! (Grumbling to himself)
Ohhh, my achin'
back!
falls on him) Sorry. I couldn't resist.
No
fair, I didn't get to hurt him.
Maybe the next writer will let you do it.
I
doubt it. The other writers didn't even think to put us in here.
Hey Ken, you're a good fighter aren't you?
Of
course I am.What
did you expect him to answer?
So could you beat up Wizpig for me? Sure.
Where does he live?
On Wizpig's Planet, of course. Come on, we'll go in my
vehicle.
Hey Ryu, will you make me
a hidden character in your game?
Yeah,
me too!
And
me?
No.
and : WHY
NOT??????
Because
you guys suck.
and : WAAAAHHH!!!
Oh,
don't be such babies.
Yeah,
we're not hidden characters in your games.
Well,
you never asked.
Yeah,
and besides, we don't have hidden characters in our
games.
Hey!
I'm a hidden character in Super Mario 64!
That's different.
Did
you know that I'm also a hidden character in Super
Mario 64? It's
just that no one knows it yet, not even the game developers!
Yeah
right, Luigi.
That
didn't help my self-esteem. My feelings are very
important.
Shut
up!!!
That's
not nice. (He starts crying)
You're
all pitiful.
*sniff*
Sorry.
's
watch beeps)Oh well, our time's up. Will
Ken beat up Wizpig? Will Ryu relent and
agree
to make Toad, Mallow, and Kirby hidden Street Fighter characters? Won't
Luigi ever grow up? Will Cranky ever beat me in the throwing game? Will
Bowser get a dozen cows dropped on him in every episode from here on?
Will
I ever stop asking dumb, pretentious questions? The next writer will
decide,
I'm outta here!
and : But we barely
got to say anything!!! (As soon as they're done saying this they duck
and
put their hands over their heads)
Don't worry, I've decided not to drop a cow on you this
time!
and : Thank you!!!
(They stand up straight)
falls on and ) Just kidding! |
