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Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Kirby, Diddy, Peach, Dixie and Toad. Middle Row: Crash Bandicoot (evil!), Mallow, Samus Aran, Mega Man, Wario, Link, Santa and Shigeru Miyamoto!! Bottom Row: Ian, Sonic, Tails, and Funky... |
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| Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Kirby, Diddy, Peach, Dixie and Toad. Middle Row: Crash Bandicoot (evil!), Mallow, Samus Aran, Mega Man, Wario, Link, Santa and Shigeru Miyamoto!! Bottom Row: Ian, Sonic, Tails, and Funky... |
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When
we last left our heros, they were
trekking through the scorching heat of the jungle.....
Shutup, Mega Man!!Ok...sheesh..You guys are just too funny...WOW!! I'M FUNNY, WHOA!!! HAHA!!Shut......up........Mega.....Fool.......WAAAAAH!!!!! HE CALLED ME A FOOL!!!!Why are you so cruel, Link?!*sigh*....Mario, are you sure you know how to be Santa
Claus? (getting angry.) OF COURSE
I DO!! WHY CAN'T I
BE SANTA??!!! HOHOHOHO!!!!What a nice jolly soul...Ho ho. I heard that..
Oh well, I'm off to Funky's to buy some more tools so I can fix this
sleigh...Hmm...Peach, what should I get
Diddy for Christmas?Well, a N64 would be nice..Duh, he has one.Oh. Well...how about a sweater?stare at with a " you're
crazy" look.Uh....well.....You dang youngsters why, when I was a lad we
got rusted nails for our christmas!!
And if we were lucky, we
just might get an Atari 2600!!!A WHAT?! What's that?One of the best sytems of all time!! I remember
Christmas morning...we all
gathered around the table...and
ate a hearty dinner of rocks and wood!! Dang, those were the days.(stares at ) SHUTUP, YOU
OLD MONKEY!!!!!!THAT'S THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!!! YES, SHUTUP TO
EVERYONE!!!!! BAH-HUMBUG!!!!Scrooge.Marshmallow.
Stubborn Donkey-poo-poo-head!!!Marshmallow.Mentally dilusional ape.Marshmallow.
is shopping at 's mall for a present for ) What's the best-selling video
game at this time of year?"Tomb Raider 3: Lara Croft
wears even less".Uh..something more Christmasy,
please..Ok lil' dude.."Santa strikes
again: the blood splatter."NO!!!Ok.."Yoshi's Story".Not exactly christmas-like, but
I'll take it.Marshmallow.Monkey-dummy-dong-dong-head.Shutup, please.and Ok.You didn't think I'd miss Christmas with you
guys, did you?Who's this guy?He's one of our writers. And a funny one, if I do say so myself.
And I brought a tree!!Everybody: Yay. What's wrong with you guys? Did you all
overstuff yourselves on Thanksgiving?Everybody: Please Ian, don't wip us into shape by doing the Full House routine.. Darn. Ok..I'm back..and I got a
Christmas tree!!No, I got a Christmas tree.And now it's time for "Battle of the Christmas
tree and the botvgh characters
that own them"!!No Luigi, I let Mario put up the Christmas
tree. After all, like playing Nintendo games with friends,
Christmas
isn't just about having fun. It's the fun that is shared and gived.Who payed you to say that crap?Uh...nobody...not like Nintendo is paying me or
anything..heheh.I'M HOT!!!!!!!!I'M SWEATING!!!I'm a robot. Heheheh.I don't like you.Ok. I'll shutup...Hey Samus, are you sure about--No Link, I DON'T want to go out with you.But babe,(he flexes his weak little muscles)
you know you're mad about me..
freezes him with her ice beam.)I like him better this way.According to my Santa radar here, we're getting
close.Frozen : mmpphh!!What's that? You're not cold enough?Frozen :
SIGH!!!Ok Tails, you got those bombs ready?Heheh.. #@$%&*! yeah, Sonic!!!!Good. This'll be a christmas to remember for
those dumb schmintendo characters..heheh..haha..BWAHA!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!This'll be #@*&%@!#%!
AWESOME!!!!! I'M GLAD WE TEAMED UP, SONIC!!!Yeah. NOW WE'LL FINALLY DESTROY ALL THE
NINTENDO CHARACTERS!!!! THE PERFECT
GIFT TO THE SEGA
GODS!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!Yeah, merry christmas Mario...heheheh!!
is putting the star on the tree.)Wow Kirby, thanks.This sucks.I know.Why? Where's the christmas spirit?CHRISTMAS SPIRIT??!! WE'RE STUCK ON THIS
FREAKING ISLAND!!!!!Ain't it grand. Just like Christmases when I
was a lad..Don't worry guys. Just because the writers
forgot to bring you
back to Nintendo island,
doesn't
mean you have to be cranky.Huh?Except for you "Donkey Kong".@#$#%!!!!!
WHY has there been so much foul language in this episdoe?The writer is taking his stress out on us all.NO, I AM YELLING @#$#%
BECAUS I CAN'T GET THIS
SLEIGH TO WORK!!!!!The Christmas spirit never fails Mario.HOHOHO.A little more feeling into the "Ho", Mario.OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never mind.Yep, when I was a lad, we all gathered around
the Christmas tree, and
sang songs about the
sacredness of
8-bit power. Then we'd all go play Pong.Sigh..Good ol' Pong.And a Merry Christmas to
you too, Cranky.Wait a minute. I think I
got it. Ho ho ho!!!
Merry Christmas!!! Ho
ho ho!!! That's it!!
I
know how to Ho ho ho!!!Goody. Leap for joy.I'm off to the North Pole
everybody!!!!
HOHOHO!!!! (he
flies off.)Oh my, he really is crazy.Yeah, well let him try.Come on, let's all get out of this Christmas
gloom, and sing some Christmas
carols!!sings: On the first day of Christmas, my true
love gave to me..
and )PLEASE untie me down from this
tree!!!No way. You'll pay for not giving me illegal
weaponry for christmas!!BUT IT'S ILLEGAL!!!So what.YOU WERE A SIX YEAR OLD!!!!! Heheheheh..I was so cute, wasn't I?I had my hopes high. I was waiting patiently
for Christmas when----YOU
had to ruin it by not getting me anything good!!! *sniff*-all
I got was a dumb Sesame Street coloring book and $50 dollars!!!
But you wanted a machine gun,and a chain saw, and a lot of dangerous
stuff!!!So? I don't care. If someone doesn't save you
soon, then I'll feed you to
the crocodiles here!!
Crocodile: Slurp! I see..,
and arrive.)WE MADE IT!!!WE MADE IT!!!Mmmpphpmmph!!!!Oh yeah.(she
unfreezes him)
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO!!!! I'LL CUT THE
ROPE AND SANTA WILL BE GONE
FROM THE WORLD
FOREVER!!!!!!!!!NOOOOO!!!!!! (he kicks on
the chin)OW!!!!! (he strikes back and stomps on his head)
is knocked unconcious)kicks
him in the belly)
UGGHH!!!!!!!(shoots his hat off) Why you--HEHEHEH!!!! (he gets a fire
flower out of his
pocket and melts part of
's helmet)punches
him against a tree)HI-YAACHAI-TSU!!!!!! (he
charges his strength
agianst 's suit, but bounces off)Ow!!! THAT'S IT, I'M
CUTTING THE ROPE!!!!!!gulp!!
awakes.)NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pins
him against a tree.)This'll take care of him. (she freezes .)NOOOO!!!!!kicks
his butt of the island and frees )
WE DID IT!!!!Thank you Samus, Link, and Mega
Man.
Wanna go out next friday, Samus?Sure.Sigh...Got all the weapons ready?@*%^&$#! yeah!!!Let's kill.Two turtle doves!!And a partridge in a pear
tree!!!What a dumb song., ,
and come charging
through
with grenades and guns!!!)MERRY CHRISTMAS, SCHMINTENDO "HEROS"!!!SONIC!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??!!I'M HERE TO RUIN YOUR CHRISTMAS, AND
DESTROY YOU ALL!!!!!!!Oh.Grrr....Well, if it ain't mister ancinet stubborn
monkey!! How's things going
in--heheh--"16 bit"?Just fine, you deranged 32-bit punks!!!!Oh my, was that threat?? I'm SO scared..Hey, where's Mario, the dumbest plumber in the
world?None of your business!!Maybe it is.. (he points the gun at her.)So tell us. Now.He left. He went to the North Pole.The North Pole? Why the heck would he do that?It doesn't matter...we got the others to kill..(suddenly,
and the others make their way to the beach.)Ho ho ho!! IT'S SONIC!!STAY BACK!! I GOT A GUN!!!!! Goody..more Scmintendo characters..Sonic, what are you doing?Oh..uh..Santa, well I was...I was, you
see....I- I was just..Put those guns down. This is
Christmas.
Do you really want to look back at this day, and remember hurting these
innocent people?Well....no..but--I know you don't.Ok..(he and the others put their weapons
down..) Does this mean I'll
be on the bad list?No. Not if you apologize to
these people.
and : Sorry.And if you want to, you can
spend Christmas with them.REALLY??!WHAT??!!!!Cranky, remember, this is
Christmas...Oh yeah...dangit..Well, what are we doing? Let's all sing!!Everybody: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS..
calls for his reindeer to come)
at the North Pole..)DASHER, PRANCER, RUDOLPH,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!!
and fly him back to the island.)WHY DID YOU BRING ME--
SANTA??!That was a very brave thing you
did, Mario.
It takes a lot of courage to try to take my place.Yeah, well..it wasn't much,
but who saved you?Me and Samus here did.HEY!! WHAT ABOUT ME?Sigh...yeah, and Mega Man..Merry Christmas to all of you.
I'd
best be going now. I've got toys to deliver all over..a truckload of them for that
Martin Smith kid..Everyone: BYE!!! Everyone?Writer: Oops. Everybody: BYE!! Everybody: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Merry Christmas all you
BOTVGH maniacs. And a
happy new year! |
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