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Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Kirby, Peach, Dixie and Toad. Bottom Row: Mallow, Samus Aran, Mega Man, Wario, Link, Santa and Shigeru Miyamoto!! |
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| Top Row:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Kirby, Peach, Dixie and Toad. Bottom Row: Mallow, Samus Aran, Mega Man, Wario, Link, Santa and Shigeru Miyamoto!! |
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Come on everybody, get up!!
Christmas is near!!!! Everybody: No... Your enthusiasm is an
inspiration...Does Martin have a picture of me?Welcome to the episode,
Dixie.Thank you.You're all boring, guys.Everybody: THANK YOU!!!! I was wondering, is
everybody a person, or are we everybody?Everybody: WE'RE EVERYBODY!!! Everybody sure shouts a lot.Now where will I get a
tree...hmm...WHAT HAPPENED???gets out of his crashed sleighYou've gotta help me!!!!!IT'S SANTA!!!!!!YAY!!SANTA!!YAHOO!!!!!!Bah.I'M IN ANOTHER EPISODE!!!!!
YES!!!!!Yippee!!! It's SANTA!!!!!Listen, you have to help me!!!! HE'S AFTER
ME!!!!
drops out of his plane, and snatches ,
Stuffing him in a sack.I TOLD YOU TO HELP ME!!!!!Heheheheheheheh!!!!Oh my. Santa's Dead.
WE GOTTA STOP HIM!!!!!!Link, buddy...it's no use.
Santa is as good as dead if Wario has him.WHY THE @#$%&*!@$!
WOULD HE BE DEAD??!!!!Stop that. You know how
Martin feels about cursing of any sort.Sorry.Santa is as good as dead,
because Wario hates him.Your point?I
mean he HATES him!!!!!!! With a vengence!!!!!! He swore to me once when
we were friends that he'd kill Santa, the second he'd lay a hand on his
jolly old body. It
all
goes back to his childhood........
was little... Mommy, can I sit on Santa's
lap? Sure, honey.So, what would you like for Christmas, little
boy?A NUCLEAR MISSLE
LAUNCHER!!! And a beam sabre, and a sword, and a chainsaw,
and some illegal weaponry!!!!!He never received any of
that stuff. He
was emotionally scarred, and now wishes to kill Santa. He vowed he'd do
it today, because today marks the 20th year since then.WAAH!!!!!!BUT FEAR NOT!!! For I shall
take on the suit and it's responsibilities,
and become.....(he puts on the suit.) MARIO
CLAUS!!!!!!!!!Everbody except :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha Ha, I don't
care what you guys think, I'm going to make Christmas happy again!!!!!!!!Sure. Come on people, WE'VE
GOT TO SAVE SANTA!!!!!!!!Everybody: We don't wanna.... WHY??Everybody: We're to lazy. BUT WE MUST!!!!!!
WHY
DO I KEEP ON SCREAMING LIKE AN IDIOT??????!!!!!!!Everybody: WE DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!AND WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!! Pathetic bums. Is any one
with me?Does Martin have a picture
of me?Anybody?I hope Martin has a picture
of me.SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!Sorry. I'm with you!!!
Santa must be saved!!!I'm with you also.Then let us be off!!!Hmm...lemme try
this out...On dancer, on prancer,on....oh..um.....what's
next? Uh..WAAH!!!!! SANTA'S GONNA DIE!!!!!! WAAH!!!!Don't worry, Wario might
spare a few nerves in his crushed remains.WAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee. That helped, Luigi.
IT'S SHIGERU MIYAMOTO!!!!!IT'S SHIGERU MIYAMOTO!!!!!IT'S SHIGERU MIYAMOTO!!!!!IT'S ALREADY WRITTEN IN THE
PARENTHESES, SO SHUTUP ALREADY!!!!!!OK!!OK!!OK!!Sheesh.Hi everybody!!!Are you guys happy to see
me???I see..hmm........I have
presents.Everybody: YIIIPPPPPPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (meanwhile,
with
, , and .)
So Samus, wanna go out some time?Not really.Come on, you know you're
mad about me.punches him for
being a jerk.ALRIGHT, SAM!!!!! HAHA!!!!
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!Shutup, Mega Man.Sorry....(he starts crying
acid tears all over 's boots.)AAAUUUUGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!You guys are TOO funny!!!!Yeah, well...that IS what
everyone says.. I guess I was born with it. You
know you're crazy about me.punches him
again.OWWW!!!!!HAHAHA!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE
HILARIOUS!!!SHUTUP.Writer: What will happen next? THAT is left to the next writer... (actually, Part 2 is coming soon! -Martin) |
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