Season
Premier??!!??!
What IS
this? Full House?
After
what happened to me, you never know.
Well I
say we get Ian!
ALL:
YEAH!!
What?!
Hey, pal, the keyboard is on my side, so don't make me mad!
ALL:
GET HIM!!!!
Hmmm.
Full House, hmmm....
(Suddenly
the scene changes into a small house)
H-Hey!
What's happening??
Well, for
one thing, you're about to become a neat freak!
(
turns into Mario-Danny)
Huh? Wha'?
(Chocolate
appears on the couch)
AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Chocolate on my clean couch!
Hey!
What's happening?? I suddenly feel.... hair-conscious!
You have
none to speak of, Crank!
And you,
Mallow....
(
starts to split into two Mallows)
What?
What's (Stereo) Happening? (Mono) Oh no! That's not what I (Stereo)
think it is!!
Yes!
You're the role of Michelle!
(Stereo)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I bore of
this genre.... Ooooh! I know!
(The
house turns into a large dance floor with a Discoball)
ALL:
No! It's not....
YES!
It's..... DISCO!!!!
ALL:
NOOoooOOOOooooOOOO!!!!!
(Watch
Beeps) Uh-Oh. Time's Up. Sorry, you guys, the next writer is up
next. You're on your own.
ALL:
But what about....
The next
guy'll figure it out.
ALL:
CRUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
("That's
the Way" Continually Plays)
How
will the gang get out of this one? It's up to the next writer! |