Battle of the Video Game Heros
Season 2 Premier!
By Ian Pugh
The cast from left to right:
Mario, Cranky, Mallow, and Ian
 
Season Premier??!!??!

What IS this? Full House?

After what happened to me, you never know.

Well I say we get Ian!

ALL: YEAH!!

What?! Hey, pal, the keyboard is on my side, so don't make me mad!

ALL: GET HIM!!!!

Hmmm. Full House, hmmm....

(Suddenly the scene changes into a small house)

H-Hey! What's happening??

Well, for one thing, you're about to become a neat freak!

( turns into Mario-Danny)

Huh? Wha'?

(Chocolate appears on the couch)

AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Chocolate on my clean couch!

Hey! What's happening?? I suddenly feel.... hair-conscious!

You have none to speak of, Crank!

And you, Mallow....

( starts to split into two Mallows)

What? What's (Stereo) Happening? (Mono) Oh no! That's not what I (Stereo) think it is!!

Yes! You're the role of Michelle!

(Stereo) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I bore of this genre.... Ooooh! I know!

(The house turns into a large dance floor with a Discoball)

ALL: No! It's not....

YES! It's..... DISCO!!!!

ALL: NOOoooOOOOooooOOOO!!!!!

(Watch Beeps) Uh-Oh. Time's Up. Sorry, you guys, the next writer is up next.  You're on your own.

ALL: But what about....

The next guy'll figure it out.

ALL: CRUUUUUUUUUUUUD!

("That's the Way" Continually Plays)

How will the gang get out of this one? It's up to the next writer!