Battle of the Video Game Heros
Season 2, Episode 4
By Optimus64
 
The cast from left to right:
Mario, Luigi, Cranky, Mallow, Toad, Kirby, and Space Ghost
 
(a.k.a."Happy Kong"): Umm these are great. Good job Toad.
( stops eating and stares at )

Ohh. Umm.Yea. They're good.
whispers (to ): Hey did you hear that he complemented me!
What!!!!???
What's wrong?
"Happy" said a complement!
Ohhhh. What!!!!???
Is anything wrong?
Ahhh!!! Umm. Nothing's wrong.
Are you sure?
Uhh Huh.
Okay.
(Phew)
(They continue eating while  escapes the  and walks over)

(a.k.a. "Cranky"): Urrrg.
Ahhhh!!!! It's Cranky!!!!
(He hides behind )

Huh? What? Ohh it's you "Cranky".
Urrg. How dare you strap me to that cow!
(He points to the  and  shivers behind )

 Wait! I'm not a cow! watch!
( un-zipps his head and reveals )

who's he?
Yoshi!
Yoshi?
 (a.k.a.Yoshi): Crud!
(He un-zipps his head again and it's Kabuki Joe!)

No!!!!!!!!
(Everyone leaves except for  and )

You're not Kabuki Joe!
( walks up and takes off the mask and it's )

So many people...
( #2 falls on )

uhhrgggg...
WooHoo
 Woo Hoo!!! Thanks Bob!!!
 You're welcome.
(the  gets up and walks away and everyone comes back)

Are you alive?
(ten minutes later): Huh? Jumpman?
Huh? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(takes a breath) ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  The last thing I remember is that disformed frogs should not milk cows with bananas while listening to disco music!
Take this!!!!
(throws a turnip at him)

Take that from when I was flat!!!!
All (except ): Yayyyyyy!!!!!!
(turnip beeps)

Time for the next...
(Turnip explodes)

: Wheze--- Next writer pleeze
(he falls down on his face)