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What just happened?
Everybody: We don't know?! Hey!
Where did Yoshi, Peach, Bad Bird, and Bowser go?
Who
knows! Hey look! It's a cow.
(Everybody
looks over and sees a big, fat
 lying on the ground.)
I'm going
to milk the cow and make some ice cream. Does anybody want
to
help?
Everybody: NO! Then I'm
just going to make enough for myself.
Everybody: Uhhhhhh... we'll help. (As
walks toward the cow, he
trips over . wakes up and has a pounding headache.)
Oh no! I thought it was dead! Surely, Cranky Kong couldn't live through
that!
Ohhhhh.....my
head!
Everybody
evacuate! Cranky has a headache!
(Everybody,
except for
and , runs toward the
where they help make
some ice cream.)
(
,
who takes about 5 minutes to get on his feet, finally stands up and looks
at .)
Oh no!
It's Jumpman. I thought- I mean- hoped you'd get blown up, too.
If I got blown up, ratings would drop!
Don't
tell me that Martin is still doing the BOTVGH episodes!
I'm
afraid so.
Maybe, this year, I'll finally get back to Nintendo Island.
Unfortunatly, the BOTVGH demand is up so you'll be lucky if you get back
to Nintendo Island by the end of the season.
(Sarcastically)
Oh, great! Now I'm probably going to be stuck with Jumpman
for the rest of my life...
(Interupts) ...which shouldn't last very long.
Shut up,
Jumpman! You'll probably die by being too fat!
I'm not fat! This is the way Nintendo made me.
Not in
the 1980's. In your first game, you were flat, but ever since
that silly SNES and N64 you've been fat.
That's because Nintendo didn't have all the 3-D effects that
they have now, pea brain!
At least
I don't look like a jelly doughnut!
You're right! You look more like a raisin.
Auggggg!
I hate
the author of this script. Somebody should shove one of Toad's disgusting pop-sicles up his a...
(A
bolt of lightning strikes
from above) ...ahhhhhhh!
(
falls down, flat on his face.)
You
shouldn't of tried to say that. You should never make the author mad!
(
picks up 's cane, and starts to poke
who is still lying down
on the ground.)
Ha! Ha! Ha! Cranky, you're so stupid!
(
pokes some more with the cane.)
Cranky?....... Cranky?........ Oh Cranky?
Oh no! I
think he's dead.
Let's hope so!
(
and fulfill their dream, and start
kicking . Then, they both
start to leave, when suddenly, arises.)
Oh crud! The Crank's up.
Ohhh...my
back!
(
attempts to stand up, which takes him about 10 minutes.)
Hey! Who's the Crank?
Ooohh... so he's got amnesia. Let's milk this cow!
Hey! I've
already milked the cow!
and : Not
the real cow, dummy!
aah-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-ba
What was that weird sound? I think it came from Dummy.
My name
is not Dummy, it's Toad.
Are you supposed to be some kind of deformed frog or
something?
No.
That's just my name.
(says to who has amnesia) Hello! My name is
MARIO.
Hello, Mario. My name is... uh... um... uh...
(Interupts) HAPPY KONG!!
Oh yeah! My name is Happy Kong.
(points to everybody who is helping make some
ice
cream) Who are they?
Oh, they're your best friends. You love them. You shower
them with gifts.
Oh. Where is my home?
(points
to the cabin to the west) It's over there.
Thank you very much, good friends. I'm on my way.
(
and help make some ice
cream.)(Half
an hour later,
returns with a wheel chair full of
bananas)
Hey guys! I have some bananas for you to celebrate our friendship!
Everybody: Huh!
What's up with Cranky?
He's just not himself, today.
Hey, who's this Cranky fellow that you speek of?
But your name is Cran- ( grabs and slaps his hand
over 's
mouth)
What did he say?
Oh! Um, this green guy is Cranky. He just escaped from the
mental institution.
(
tries to speek.)
Everybody: Yeah! That's Cranky! Oh! That's Cranky!
(Everybody,
except for
, gets a rope and ties on
the back
of
the . The begins to jump and
kick while bounces on its back
screaming
in terror.)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! How do stop this thing?!
(The
runs off trying to buck the
annoying off its back.)
Oh well, that's one extra banana for me. Does anybody want a
banana
for their ice cream?
Everybody: Yeah! We can have banana splits. (Everybody
gets a bowl of ice cream and a banana, and makes there own banana
split.
Everybody enjoys their banana split.)
To be continued........by the next author of course.............. |
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